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relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good : relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
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anony-mouse-writer: [fic alignment]: Fic Writers Alignment Chart @anony-mouse-writer Lawful Good Neutral Good Chaotic Good long series of non-chronological fics with loose ties to one writes long fic in full before posting on a regular schedule unti another. well written and just posts short, one-shot stories at random forever- no matter how much the people beg for more finished with a largely consistent posting schedule Lawful Neutral True Neutral Chaotic Neutral has seque(s) planned out comes from obscurity to for a series and is still writing, but takes approximately 5 years to finish it before posting write a single, mind-blowing fic, then fades back into nothin forever swans from the void to post updates erratically but never leaves any real cliffhangers Lawful Evil Neutral Evil Chaotic Evil has 17 different long-fics begins long angst-fic with inconsistent update schedule before abandoning the fic for good after posting a clifthanger begun and unfinished, some has a compilation post of fics I will never write' to tease everyone. Every ast one is an amazing idea several years old. will occassionally break from their current work to post a single chapter for one at random leaving a worse cliffhanger than before. Pure, Unadulturated Evil has several chapters after their latest cliffhanger full of author notes and side tangets before abandoning the story forever and marking it complete without tagging it as an abandoned work anony-mouse-writer: [fic alignment]

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btanselanoican: GODZILLA x DUNGEONS AND DRAGONSI know i’m already late for the kaiju party, but I finally got to watch Godzilla: King of the Monsters in HD copy and I’ve been in a mood for designing DD characters again lolFeel free to make fan arts, fanfics, and cosplay one of my Gijinka Kaiju designs as long as you credit me!!HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY!!: OBTANSELANOICAN GODZILLA X DO KING MONSTERS GODZILLA ゴジラ RACE: HALF-DRAGON CLASS: FIGHTER (SAMURAI), MONK CWAY OF THE KENSEID ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC GOOD LANGUAGE: COMMON, DRACONIC, PRIMORDIAL, ABYSSAL OBTANSELANOICAN MOTHRA モスラ RACE: HALF-KREEN CLASS: CLERIC (NATURE DOMAIN), DRUID (CIRCLE OF TWILIGHT) ALIGNMENT: NEUTRAL GOOD LANGUAGE: COMMON, DRUIDIC, DRACONIC, SYLVAN OBTANSELANOICAN Dopoody RACE: FIRE GENASI CLASS: WARLOCK (THE FIEND), SORCERER CPHOENIX SORCERY) ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC NEUTRAL LANGUAGE: COMMON, DRACONIC, IGNAN, INFERNAL RODAN ラドン OBTANSELANOICAN RACE: FALLEN AASIMAR CLASS: PALADIN COATH OF CONQUEST), SORCERER CBRONZE DRACONIC BLOODLINE ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC EVIL LANGUAGE: COMMON, DRACONIC, ABYSSAL, CELESTIAL KING GHIDORAH キングギドラ OBTANSELANOICAN btanselanoican: GODZILLA x DUNGEONS AND DRAGONSI know i’m already late for the kaiju party, but I finally got to watch Godzilla: King of the Monsters in HD copy and I’ve been in a mood for designing DD characters again lolFeel free to make fan arts, fanfics, and cosplay one of my Gijinka Kaiju designs as long as you credit me!!HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY!!

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virgilphanders: lyinginbedmon: smallswingshoes: gahdamnpunk: Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants Spite goals Her name is Letitia Chai, she is Korean, and her presentation was “Acting in Public: Performance in Everyday Life”. Her demonstration drew two dozen supporters. She was wearing a modest shirt and some cut-off shorts (which we can’t see in the images here because they’re mostly hidden by her laptop, exacerbating the need for retort against her professor’s disagreement with them). When her professor also asked what Chai’s mother would think of her attire, she informed him that she’s a gender and sexuality professor. Letitia Chai: Chaotic good : miri @ltsMiri Follow not all heroes wear capes... or clothing NEWS University student strips down for her theSIS presentation after a professor told her her shorts were 'too short' The Cornell University student stripped in protest because a teacher said she was 'drawing male gaze' eimagining the Host Country tionship: etans and India ntry virgilphanders: lyinginbedmon: smallswingshoes: gahdamnpunk: Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants Spite goals Her name is Letitia Chai, she is Korean, and her presentation was “Acting in Public: Performance in Everyday Life”. Her demonstration drew two dozen supporters. She was wearing a modest shirt and some cut-off shorts (which we can’t see in the images here because they’re mostly hidden by her laptop, exacerbating the need for retort against her professor’s disagreement with them). When her professor also asked what Chai’s mother would think of her attire, she informed him that she’s a gender and sexuality professor. Letitia Chai: Chaotic good

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virgilphanders: lyinginbedmon: smallswingshoes: gahdamnpunk: Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants Spite goals Her name is Letitia Chai, she is Korean, and her presentation was “Acting in Public: Performance in Everyday Life”. Her demonstration drew two dozen supporters. She was wearing a modest shirt and some cut-off shorts (which we can’t see in the images here because they’re mostly hidden by her laptop, exacerbating the need for retort against her professor’s disagreement with them). When her professor also asked what Chai’s mother would think of her attire, she informed him that she’s a gender and sexuality professor. Letitia Chai: Chaotic good : miri @ltsMiri Follow not all heroes wear capes... or clothing NEWS University student strips down for her theSIS presentation after a professor told her her shorts were 'too short' The Cornell University student stripped in protest because a teacher said she was 'drawing male gaze' eimagining the Host Country tionship: etans and India ntry virgilphanders: lyinginbedmon: smallswingshoes: gahdamnpunk: Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants Spite goals Her name is Letitia Chai, she is Korean, and her presentation was “Acting in Public: Performance in Everyday Life”. Her demonstration drew two dozen supporters. She was wearing a modest shirt and some cut-off shorts (which we can’t see in the images here because they’re mostly hidden by her laptop, exacerbating the need for retort against her professor’s disagreement with them). When her professor also asked what Chai’s mother would think of her attire, she informed him that she’s a gender and sexuality professor. Letitia Chai: Chaotic good

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