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Thanos's Pull Out Game is Weak as Fuck. πŸ˜‚ Most of them are adopted, But Seriously though…WHO ARE THERE MOTHERS !? I'm guessing none of them have the same mothers, so Thanos got a tun of different Baby Mommas across the galaxy. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ At least he's not as bad as … StarLord's Dad, EgoTheLivingPlanet from GuardiansofTheGalaxy Vol. 2 though. 😳 I can't wait to see Gamora and Nebula interact with their siblings, TheBlackOrder in AvengersInfinityWar Though ! πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸ½ Can't wait to see the BlackOrder in Action, they will be all CGI in Avenger : InfinityWar MarvelCinematicUniverse πŸ’₯ MCU D23 SanDiegoComicCon SDCC ComicCon CorvusGlaive ProximaMidnight CullObsidian EbonyMaw SuperGiant ( Yes, I know most of them art Adopted ) πŸ™„: CORVUS GLAIVE BLACK DWARF EBONY MAW THE CHILDREN OF HANUS GAMORA NEBULA PROXIMA MIDNIGHT IG DC.MARVEL.UNITE Thanos's Pull Out Game is Weak as Fuck. πŸ˜‚ Most of them are adopted, But Seriously though…WHO ARE THERE MOTHERS !? I'm guessing none of them have the same mothers, so Thanos got a tun of different Baby Mommas across the galaxy. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ At least he's not as bad as … StarLord's Dad, EgoTheLivingPlanet from GuardiansofTheGalaxy Vol. 2 though. 😳 I can't wait to see Gamora and Nebula interact with their siblings, TheBlackOrder in AvengersInfinityWar Though ! πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸ½ Can't wait to see the BlackOrder in Action, they will be all CGI in Avenger : InfinityWar MarvelCinematicUniverse πŸ’₯ MCU D23 SanDiegoComicCon SDCC ComicCon CorvusGlaive ProximaMidnight CullObsidian EbonyMaw SuperGiant ( Yes, I know most of them art Adopted ) πŸ™„
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When your pull-out game atrocious but it's ok because u make beautiful babies so u populate the earth with mini-me's but then yo baby mama's only come around when it's payday and it dawns on u that u have been used for your good genes, pleasant features and wealth and so u reflect on the times u didn't pull out and ponder whether or not it was worth it and then u recall that there is nothing on God's green earth more wondrous than busting deep inside the velvety soft four walls of some Grade A Punani and u grin and rub the heads of your chirren and say "go head chirren, I love y'all. There is no mathematical way I can afford private tuition for all 14 of y'all but every last one of you were WORTH IT" EighteenSeconds TurnedToEighteenYears WorthIt AF πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ [Editor's Note: I can't believe some of y'all are asking if I actually have 14 chirren. NO. JESUS CHRIST 😫. Y'all are a trip I swear I love y'all πŸ˜‚.]: A line of golden puppers Dr Smashlove When your pull-out game atrocious but it's ok because u make beautiful babies so u populate the earth with mini-me's but then yo baby mama's only come around when it's payday and it dawns on u that u have been used for your good genes, pleasant features and wealth and so u reflect on the times u didn't pull out and ponder whether or not it was worth it and then u recall that there is nothing on God's green earth more wondrous than busting deep inside the velvety soft four walls of some Grade A Punani and u grin and rub the heads of your chirren and say "go head chirren, I love y'all. There is no mathematical way I can afford private tuition for all 14 of y'all but every last one of you were WORTH IT" EighteenSeconds TurnedToEighteenYears WorthIt AF πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ [Editor's Note: I can't believe some of y'all are asking if I actually have 14 chirren. NO. JESUS CHRIST 😫. Y'all are a trip I swear I love y'all πŸ˜‚.]

When your pull-out game atrocious but it's ok because u make beautiful babies so u populate the earth with mini-me's but then yo baby mam...

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Ladies it's exactly two type of men in this world and only two. Type 1: he careful. He inquisitive. "You on the pill? Ok. Cool. You on antibiotics too tho? 😬 No? Cool. You...been tested? Recently? Like what's recently. Since Obama been president? Oh like since Trump been president 😍. Ok...and u didn't let your ex who used to steal out of your purse come smash? Oh y'all smashed once, last Wednesday? Wow - fuck...you honest πŸ˜‚. He wore a condom? Ah. Awesome. The whole time? 😬 Ahhhh nice. Ok. U a good girl. If I get brown warts all over my joint it's both our fault, shit at least I asked πŸ˜€." AND he gon pull out. U feel me? He conscientious but he take calculated risks with a pretty lady. That's type 1. Type 2 wild AS FVCK. He drunk. YOU drunk. Y'all start kissing. He sliiiiiiiide inside you. He put in exactly four minutes and 32 seconds of pipe work before loudly grunting in your ear. He roll off u and the Fountain of Youth spring forth from within your vagina. And u look at him mortified: "Did...you just...?" And he looking at you like YOU the idiot, like "why yes I did, was there any expectation to the contrary?" Ladies let me tell u about this type of man: (A) Credit Rating: 475 maximum. U pregnant with his baby and this four minutes of enjoyment has literally already lowered your credit score. U try to get a Nissan next week and the fat man with the mustache and the molester glasses at the dealership like "Well Suzy it looks like you banged Todd, I'm sorry but we can't lease you this Nissan. Have you tried a used car?" (B) At least one low-level STD curable with antibiotics and potentially one permanent one that require Valtrex. (C) He fertile as an entire army of turtles. This man's father was reckless with his pull-out game and so is he. It's hereditary. It's genetic. And when a girl is pregnant he is Casper the Ghost status. He ain't even got $50 for Plan B ("Ayeeee my bad I only got a debit card. I'll get you back." <- snowball chance in hell baby girl). In any event...be careful out there ladies. Don't assume men gon pull out. It's a lot of Type 2s out there. And they itching to get yo ass for 18 years. Y'all be careful out there! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: Just packing the essentials: @Drsmashlove Ladies it's exactly two type of men in this world and only two. Type 1: he careful. He inquisitive. "You on the pill? Ok. Cool. You on antibiotics too tho? 😬 No? Cool. You...been tested? Recently? Like what's recently. Since Obama been president? Oh like since Trump been president 😍. Ok...and u didn't let your ex who used to steal out of your purse come smash? Oh y'all smashed once, last Wednesday? Wow - fuck...you honest πŸ˜‚. He wore a condom? Ah. Awesome. The whole time? 😬 Ahhhh nice. Ok. U a good girl. If I get brown warts all over my joint it's both our fault, shit at least I asked πŸ˜€." AND he gon pull out. U feel me? He conscientious but he take calculated risks with a pretty lady. That's type 1. Type 2 wild AS FVCK. He drunk. YOU drunk. Y'all start kissing. He sliiiiiiiide inside you. He put in exactly four minutes and 32 seconds of pipe work before loudly grunting in your ear. He roll off u and the Fountain of Youth spring forth from within your vagina. And u look at him mortified: "Did...you just...?" And he looking at you like YOU the idiot, like "why yes I did, was there any expectation to the contrary?" Ladies let me tell u about this type of man: (A) Credit Rating: 475 maximum. U pregnant with his baby and this four minutes of enjoyment has literally already lowered your credit score. U try to get a Nissan next week and the fat man with the mustache and the molester glasses at the dealership like "Well Suzy it looks like you banged Todd, I'm sorry but we can't lease you this Nissan. Have you tried a used car?" (B) At least one low-level STD curable with antibiotics and potentially one permanent one that require Valtrex. (C) He fertile as an entire army of turtles. This man's father was reckless with his pull-out game and so is he. It's hereditary. It's genetic. And when a girl is pregnant he is Casper the Ghost status. He ain't even got $50 for Plan B ("Ayeeee my bad I only got a debit card. I'll get you back." <- snowball chance in hell baby girl). In any event...be careful out there ladies. Don't assume men gon pull out. It's a lot of Type 2s out there. And they itching to get yo ass for 18 years. Y'all be careful out there! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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