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Anna, Clothes, and Crazy: $42% 14:45 Anna Today 12:10 I haven't seen you in forever Have you been visiting your fellow angels up in Heaven? Ps. Always wanted to use this as a text opener Are you my wallet? Because l want to fill you up Ps. I just had nothing to respond with so I saw my empty wallet. Today 13:00o Do you like vegetables, Because i like you from head tomatoesb At least something is empty Are you a salad, because l'd stay away from you until there was some meat in you Let's do some math. Add bed subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply My tongue hasn't been to the gym in a while, mind sitting on my face and letting my tongue work out? Do you want to do 68? go down on you, and you owe you Are you my TV because i need to beat you to make you work Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause l can see myself in your pants! Let's recreate our parents lives I act like I love you, I get you pregnant and then go move to the middle East under a different identity Oh that would be lovely. When and where? They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body Want to fight? I'd like to request a handicap, my tongue isn't strong enough to fight your tongue, How about I fight your clit? Today 14:02 Did your license get suspended for driving all these tinder girls crazy? I think you should bulk up a bit,I can offer some of my protein to you Today 14:41 Would you f*ck a stranger? No? Then let me introduce myself, my name is Anna I also require a phone number before I fuck someone, consider that my engagement proposal Sent Type a message.... GIF The pick up line show down of 2019
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14: Best methodist church handicap walkway railing to skate? St. George’s United Methodist Church, Philadelphia.

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Bad, Bruh, and Chill: when she makes eye contact with you, and she then turns around and fixes up her pants. IMEINA BUSS All elementary school 😩👌🏾 funny story: *bumping Lil Pump in the car while waiting for Mom* *Police officer taps window* *rolls down window* "Yes, Officer?" "Is that Lil Pump?" "Well, yea. Why?" "Handicap parking is actually over there. Have a nice day." *officer walks away* *contemplates life* *decides to change the artist to Drake* "JUST HOLD ON WERE GOING HO-" *officer taps window again* *rolls it down* "Yes?" "Is that Drake?" "Yea why?" "Have you heard about Trump banning trans people in the military? Crazy right?" "What? What the hell are you talking about?" "Wait, you're not gay?" "No tf." "Terribly sorry. Have a nice day." *officer walks away* *rolls window up* *questions existence once again* *changes the artist Ed Sheeran* "I'm in love with the Shape of You, I'm in love with-" *tapping* *angrily rolls down window* "WHAT?" "What's your Tumblr page?" "I DONT HAVE ONE!" "My bad." *walks away* *angrily rolls up window* *Logic* "FADE AWAY, FADE AWAY, THEY GON KNOW MY NAME-" *tapping* *viciously rolls down window* "BRUH WHAT?" "Do you identify as black or white?" "NIGGA IM BLACK TF." *officer speaks into his walkie* "Sir step out of the vehicle." "Wha- huh?" "Step out of the vehicle, NOW." *unholsters his pistol* "AYE BRUH CHILL!" "GET OUT! NOW!" *opens door* *officer grabs me by the collar and pulls me out* "DONT RESIST!" "My niggaaaaaaaa...." *handcuffs me*
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Being Alone, Cheating, and Children: I still believe in wedding rings Bibles. Marriage is everything. In fact reaching your highest potential in life starts with family. To this day, there is still no better option for raising children than marriage. Without a stable foundation you can handicap kids for the rest of their life. Not to say people can't defy the odds, they do, but it's extremely difficult. A partnership is 2 people coming together whereas a marriage is 2 families coming together. There's a difference. Marriage is way more than a piece of paper folks, it is a public declaration honoring the one you love infront of family and friends. It's a big deal. Marriage makes a husband and wife accountable to God, the law, their pastor, both of their families and friends. In contrast a partnership is an agreement between 2 people it's not recognized in the eyes of God, or the law. The worst case scenarios that people love to mention in marriage like cheating, abuse, loneliness, unhappiness are also in long term partnerships and arguably worse because your partner isn't accountable to anyone and can get away with more. A partner can cheat on you, abuse you and walk out on you tomorrow while you're pregnant. And what can you do about it? You have no rights. 🤷‍♀️ All relationships go through problems and it's family that negotiates on your behalf, you don't always get that luxury in a partnership because nothing is official. Yet as a partner, you are still expected to do the same duties as a wife. Wow. Marriage has worked for centuries and proves that husbands-wives are healthier, happier, have a longer life span, are less stressed and face less struggle. This isn't just about how you feel. What about your kids, your grands kids and your great grand kids? This is the problem with our generation today we have become so selfish. Me, me, me, me. Not everything is about you! The relationship choices you make today are likely to be repeated by not 1, not 2, but THREE generations from now. You weren't created to be alone. You cannot make it in this life alone. Choosing a good partner, marrying them and raising your kids within a family is the most important decision you can make for yourself in this lifetime. Yeah it's DEEP. Blackcitygirl

Marriage is everything. In fact reaching your highest potential in life starts with family. To this day, there is still no better option for...

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A Dream, Beautiful, and Life: I DID NOT KNOW THE WAY TO MOSQUE islam everyone An emotional true story of the Mercy of Allah . M.S from Saudi Arabia tells us his story: He says, . ” I did not know the way to mosque even though my father was a sheikh who taught Quran. The wealth that was easily available to me corrupted me and kept me far away from the path of Allah. Then Allah willed that I should have a car accident, and I lost the ability to walk completely. The doctors confirmed that there was no clear reason for his handicap except that nervous shock had destroyed my ability to move. One day I was on my way to meet my new friend: the wheelchair to which I moved as soon as I left my car which had been adapted for use by the handicapped. Before my brother put me on my wheelchair, the muezzin gave the call to Maqrib prayer. His voice was beautiful and suddenly touched my heart, moving me deeply. It was as if I was hearing the Adhan for the first time in my life, and I wept. My brother was surprised when I asked him to take me to the mosque so that I could pray with the congregation. . Many days passed as I was praying regularly in the mosque. Even fajr prayer I did not miss. Despite my instense suffering, I decided never to turn away from the path of Allah the Exalted. One night before fajr prayer, I saw my father in a dream, he had risen from his grave and patted me on my shoulder while I was weeping, and said to me ”O my son , do not grieve , for Allah has forgiven me because of you”. I felt very happy because of the good news and I went to pray and prostrate to Allah in gratitude. I saw the dream several times. . Years went by, and one morning, I was praying Fajr prayer in the mosque next to our house. I was sitting in a wheelchair at the end of the first row, and the Imam began to recite a long supplication. Du’a al Qunoot. I was deeply moved by his supplication; my tears rolled down and I felt my body trembling and my heart leaping from my chest. I felt death was close at hand. I calmed down suddenly and completed my prayer. After I said the Salam, I felt strength flowing through my body that I had never felt before. 👇👇👇

An emotional true story of the Mercy of Allah . M.S from Saudi Arabia tells us his story: He says, . ” I did not know the way to mosque even...

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