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Child Support, Dude, and El Chapo: When your man gets the ball up top and says "Ayo Clear out!" OH NEPTUNE **( Old but gold ) My friend Gerald and I was heading to a new park in a different hood to ball. The park be packed on Father's Day. It be full of angry ballers full of resentment cause their fathers didn't return from that 18+ year Walmart trip. I was one of them. I should have known this was no regular park when all the nets on the rims are ripped up like some yeezy season merchandise. I pull up to the sideline to ask who had next when I see a nigga standing under the rim while the game in motion rolling a blunt. How you rolling up a backwood and grabbing boards like Tristan Thompson? We had next. We finally get on the court and im ready to chef. First play of the game they run a pick and roll and Gerald gets switched on the nice dude with the blunt. I try to be a good teammate and tell Gerald he got it on lock. I seen homie hit the blunt while sizing up Gerald. That's so disrespectful. Gerald looked like he was on skates. That's when we heard clear out with a cocky smirk like he was Vegeta or some shit. I knew this was trouble. Homie Gerald got mixed like a cup of codeine. Ankles look like a disformed chicken wing. I slide over and send help and met my fait. This niqqa was propelled by the pain and suffering of child support and flew in with his knee out flushed a tomahawk on my head. It look like them fake 2k9 lebron dunks. Kneed me right in my nuts. I was fucked ho the rest of the game. I couldn't hit a shot. I had more bricks than El Chapo. Jimmy from Degrassi has a better chance of walking again than Gerald. I didn't expect to go against DRAYMOND and get hit in my nuts. Nothing been the same fam. There's no reason why I gotta do a fadeaway to take a piss. Gerald owe that nigga a Father's Day card.
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