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80s, Ariana Grande, and Bad: This dog throwing a ball on the beach @DrSmashlove A dear friend of mine who live in NYC was seriously dating a man from out of town. He planned to move to NYC and they planned to start a life together. He ended up calling it all off and it hurt her badly. I was texting with her and she said out of deep frustration โ€œI HONESTLY JUST WANNA B LIKE ARIANA GRANDE THANK U NEXT BUT NOOOโ€. This really hurt my heart. Lemme splain yโ€™all some. First, even Ariana ainโ€™t like Ariana. I donโ€™t know what Ariana was like as a child or what she like now. None of us do. Everything about her - from her music to her social media - is carefully crafted-curated by a team of dozens of people who make their living off of her. She has the fourth largest IG account with 136M followers. She donโ€™t just walk into a bathroom bust a selfie and post it like yโ€™all. She got a team of former Facebook-IG employees who analyze IG activity to the millisecond and post content that will guarantee growth and exposure of her account. And her music is cranked out by the same old balding men in creepy black nike caps, bad tans and tight jeans who managed Guns N Roses-Metallica in the 80s and now have decided that dressing a grown woman up as a lil girl with bows in her hair is the wave. Donโ€™t ever get lost in the sauce. NOBODYโ€™s heart is built like that. NOBODY invest they entire existence someone and then by the next day they like โ€œthank u nextโ€. Thatโ€™s a tag line only someone with a sick heart (in a black nike baseball cap ๐Ÿ˜‚) could devise. Itโ€™s not real. Love is a gift. Sometimes the world gets in the way. Donโ€™t stop loving with all your heart. My friend said โ€œWhat if I never meet anyone who makes me feel like that? Or worse, what if I canโ€™t let myself feel like that with someone who deserves it bc he fvcked up my sense of trust so bad?โ€ Well bish thatโ€™s how the heart works lol! Thatโ€™s how u feel when u in love and it get torn apart! U feel like maybe u never gon be in love again! Nah. A merciful God ainโ€™t build us like that and God is indeed merciful. Give it time. U will love again and realize that ya ex was a whole trash can. It take time to heal but it will happen. Donโ€™t hold yourself to someone elseโ€™s timeline! Ever! Love yโ€™all. Bless up โค๏ธ
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Bless Up, Chipotle, and Dating: u/TheMorganiser 4d She held a rubber duckie in her mouth to keep herself calm as I gave her a shower @DrSmashlove See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch Decoder Ring ยฎ๏ธ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode ๐Ÿค—. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the โ€œGOOD NIGHTโ€ text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As Iโ€™ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: โ€œBISH U ON NOTICE.โ€ But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: โ€œOk! Well, hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls donโ€™t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. Howโ€™s work? Howโ€™s the gym? Howโ€™s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO Iโ€™VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. โ€œHope you have a good dayโ€ is code for โ€œwell now. I see youโ€™re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because youโ€™re not a good man. In fact youโ€™re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ PP ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ ENUF ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ‘ NOW ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ THIS ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ WONโ€™T ๐Ÿ‘ ACCEPT ๐Ÿ‘ โ€˜Read 9:02 AMโ€™. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think youโ€™re fit to date? ๐Ÿค” YOUโ€™RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOUโ€™RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT Iโ€™M ALREADY THINKING WHILE Iโ€™M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bless Up, Memes, and Texting: Boo! @Dr Smashlove My lil homegirl text me yesterday saying smash, I got this friend, she found the perfect man with the perfect PP, the only problem is, he always stops dead in the middle of laying pipe without busting and just pulls out and goes about his day. I could speak on this. There are two sexual issues with men everybody knows about: erectile dysfunction (can't get hard or stay hard) and premature ejaculation (bust too quick). There's a third called difficulty experiencing ejaculation and orgasm (EO). This is a real medical condition and nobody addresses it. This one got a few causes: (1) Masturbation style. He whacks it so much that that's the only way he could get off. Most men beat their meat harder than any woman's small hands could (unless u find u a big Bulgarian joint named Grita who was an Olympian in the 90s and she got swimmer's shoulders and a deep voice - then maybe she could milk TF out of u ๐Ÿ˜ฒ - but otherwise most girls ain't gon handle your meat like u can). (2) Stress. (3) Focusing too much on getting the girl off to the point where u get lost in the sauce. (4) Drugs (especially anti depressants). (5) Aging. (6) Weak pelvic floor muscles. (7) Medical conditions such as sugar diabetes. Now with some of these, u can fix it - for instance if your lower pelvic muscles are weak, u can do kegels - these are fun to do and u could make a game out of it - u train yourself to pause yourself peeing and u could build up your PP muscles it's like cross fit for your PP pretty soon your PP doing pull ups and saying "DO U EVEN LIFT BRO" ๐Ÿ˜. But in a lot of cases it's Cause 1 (above) and u as the girl might be hesitant to raise it to your man. Well raise it. Everybody want their partner to be fulfilled. If u worried about it, bring it up. If he choke the chicken four times during the day before seeing u I'm not sure he keeping it real with u, especially if u willing to do the most for him. And if that's not the cause, maybe he need to see a doctor. U got needs, u got concerns, raise that shit. Everybody just wanna be happy. Don't be shy about a issue that's important. May all of u have more sex and and more blessings in 2017 ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ™Œ
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tlffughny: may: Me when a boy first starts talking to me vs Me 30 minutes later (the sauce is a metaphor for love and im in it !) lost in...

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