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Anaconda, Bad, and Cheating: Broke Homie Cliff @CliffBreazzy Follow 100 We starting a movement fellas .oooo T-Mobile 4:42 PM 30%) Zaddy I want the dick!!! London. I said no. Why How would you feel if a nigga came up to you and said i want some pussy tonight babygirl and you said no and he said i want the pussy!! He'll be considered a borderline rapist then he getting screenshotted and put on twitter as a "thirsty nigga" And also im more than just a dick. Did you know i can paint? no iMessage what do you wanna do Fuck if im off my period But if not then we can just chill and ill suck you off if you want Imao it's always just sex with you you never even ask me how my day was baileybooradly: mintedpotters: westafricanbaby: hi-imkingdavid: thefallen-king: azariathegoat: mrsolodolo24: 17mul: that-bi-guy: ghostsisreal: mega-purplezebracorn: kinghispaniola: nopos-tacabron: thetrippytrip: I’m with this movement!   me Salute to this movement This is so important! Everybody needs to value eachother!!! Yes!!!! I love this!!!! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been coerced into sex because some girl decided that she wanted it, and when I say no she turns it into some kind of criticism of her. Or I’m cheating. Or I’m actually gay. Or she starts groping me and playing with me trying to “get me in the mood”. Or she just won’t take no for an answer. After many years of this you know what I’m left with? Low self esteem, constant bad sex, depression, having all sex now feel like a chore, being terrified that if I have sex with someone I actually *like* then it won’t work out, and the feeling like I CAN’T say NO. Ladies, “No means No” isn’t just for guys. Some of us have grasped the concept. Time for you to do so as well. I support this movement 100% I’m here for this I’m tired of these double standards The move 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 Mannnnn I had this conversation with this girl like the other week I’m here for this!!! AND STOP CALLING MEN GAY OR “SUSPECT” BECAUSE THEY AREN’T SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU OR THEY AREN’T IN THE MOOD TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU‼️ NO MEANS NO ALL THE TIME. NO👏MEANS👏NO👏
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Anime, Apparently, and Ash: JESSIE Jessie is the daughter of a famous Team Rocket operative. When she was very young, her mother left on assignment to track down the Mythical Pokémon Mew. So Jessie was raised mostly in a foster home. She grew up so poor that some of her meals were just snow Jessie's mother never returned from her mission, and Jessie had a hard time finding her way in the world without her mother's guidance. She tried nursing school and joining aBSsSlE bike gang. Eventually, she enrolled in Pokémon Tech-which is where she met James. Now Team Rocket is her whole world. celticpyro: camalilium: sageayanna: kofangel: poinko: jasoncanty01: superllama42: superllama42: champagne-zaddy: fabulousjessie: I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and… This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready I looked this up and by “bike gang” they apparently meant literal bicycles. Upon further research, James was in the same gang and had to use training wheels. I was at first going to say “I thought every  one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “  T_T  god I’m old. Dont gloss over the part where she also went to nursing school to become a Pokemon Center Nurse. She flunked out but made best friends with a Chansey! Basically everything in that blurb has happened at some point in the anime  I don’t think the thing with her mom was though, that was released as a radio play. Madame Boss (Giovanni’s mother) Sent Jessie’s mom (in Japan known as Miyamoto) and tried to convince Mew to let her catch it by showing it a picture of Jessie CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS So… the reason why Giovanni keeps Jesse around is because his mother ruined Jesse’s life by taking away her mother, and he feels guilty about it?  It actually kinda makes sense, I can’t believe Mew fucking murdered Jessie’s mom Please, just give me a spinoff series about Team Rocket.
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Bad, Chill, and Drunk: this is my good boy HendriX. eDiSmahlove Pic: reddit u/bigfatpup rs Shout to the cheeto man I had him all wrong. I really did. He is in fact a brilliant leader, lemme splain u why. The average starting teach salary in this country is $36,141. For that amount per year she gotta come into work at a hella absurdly early hour like 5:50 am for no reason other than schools are still tied to the antiquated agrarian system where people awoke at sun up to take they kids to school and tend the crops. She gotta deal with all type of coffee breath from fellow coworkers. She gotta deal with Todd the kindygarten teacher with the terrible bicep tattoo and outdated nerd glasses like not the new joints that’s sleek but like the Randy Jackson joints who hit on every, single female teacher. She gotta deal with bad a$$ misbehaving kids. Angry helicopter parents. By the time Friday come around she so exhausted, so beat, so withered that the only thing she got energy for is to crawl home, pop that bottle of wine, pack that bowl, and text smash like “long week zaddy come beat the brakes off this lil Nani lol wyd tho don’t say Work nobody works on Friday 😤”. Ok Kristine, Mandy and Samantha chill Imma get to all of u sequentially in order LOL JUST KIDDING CHILL PEOPLE DAMN. Anyway in addition to all this stress and heartache for $36k-year the cheeto wanna give these poor young tings firearms and bulletproof vests to confront deranged murderers when they go on shooting rampages at schools. Now lemme get this straight. Video footage shows that the trained, armed cop that came to the school in Boca Raton was too scared to enter the school because this kid was firing extended clips off a AR-15. But Mandy, on her fourth cup of coffee because she still low key wine drunk on a Thursday morning bc she polished a bottle off the night before bc she couldn’t wait till Friday ... MANDY ... all 5 foot 1 of her ... is expected to strap a gun to her leg and do the work a trained cop won’t do and engage a killer brandishing an army rifle. Cheeto, I had u underestimated my dude! U are indeed a wondrous repository of good ideas and good leadership - I had u wrong! My deepest apologies. Nothing but respect for my president 🇺🇸😂😂😂
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Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter. Reddit u/towntown1337 @DrSmashlove People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]
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Anaconda, Bad, and Cheating: Broke Homie Cliff @CliffBreazzy Follow 100 We starting a movement fellas .oooo T-Mobile 4:42 PM 30%) Zaddy I want the dick!!! London. I said no. Why How would you feel if a nigga came up to you and said i want some pussy tonight babygirl and you said no and he said i want the pussy!! He'll be considered a borderline rapist then he getting screenshotted and put on twitter as a "thirsty nigga" And also im more than just a dick. Did you know i can paint? no iMessage what do you wanna do Fuck if im off my period But if not then we can just chill and ill suck you off if you want Imao it's always just sex with you you never even ask me how my day was <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/164938511554/libertarirynn-bread-lover-mrsolodolo24" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/164938380659/bread-lover-mrsolodolo24-17mul" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bread-lover.tumblr.com/post/161219493919/mrsolodolo24-17mul-that-bi-guy" class="tumblr_blog">bread-lover</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://mrsolodolo24.tumblr.com/post/161213060394/17mul-that-bi-guy-ghostsisreal" class="tumblr_blog">mrsolodolo24</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://17mul.tumblr.com/post/161156980734/that-bi-guy-ghostsisreal" class="tumblr_blog">17mul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://that-bi-guy.tumblr.com/post/160921757194/ghostsisreal-mega-purplezebracorn" class="tumblr_blog">that-bi-guy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ghostsisreal.tumblr.com/post/157103086004/mega-purplezebracorn-kinghispaniola" class="tumblr_blog">ghostsisreal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mega-purplezebracorn.tumblr.com/post/157054775512/kinghispaniola-nopos-tacabron" class="tumblr_blog">mega-purplezebracorn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kinghispaniola.tumblr.com/post/157047146801/nopos-tacabron-thetrippytrip-im-with-this" class="tumblr_blog">kinghispaniola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nopos-tacabron.tumblr.com/post/157045039383/im-with-this-movement" class="tumblr_blog">nopos-tacabron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thetrippytrip.tumblr.com/post/157015999291/im-with-this-movement" class="tumblr_blog">thetrippytrip</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><i> I’m with this movement!  </i><br/></p></blockquote> <p>me</p> </blockquote> <p>Salute to this movement</p> </blockquote> <p>This is so important!</p> </blockquote> <p>Everybody needs to value eachother!!! Yes!!!! I love this!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been coerced into sex because some girl decided that she wanted it, and when I say no she turns it into some kind of criticism of her. Or I’m cheating. Or I’m actually gay. Or she starts groping me and playing with me trying to “get me in the mood”. Or she just won’t take no for an answer. After many years of this you know what I’m left with? Low self esteem, constant bad sex, depression, having all sex now feel like a chore, being terrified that if I have sex with someone I actually *like* then it won’t work out, and the feeling like I CAN’T say NO.</p> <p>Ladies, “No means No” isn’t just for guys. Some of us have grasped the concept. Time for you to do so as well.</p> </blockquote> <p>I support this movement 100%</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m here for this I’m tired of these double standards</p> </blockquote> <p> Yoo, you guys need to realize that this is a problem that comes from toxic masculinity and patriarchy. Feminists are fighting against this <br/></p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-tumblr-attribution="jt1720:AraZ45x56a_92Ks18uFBaw:Z0z1Sn1xboeAe" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_inline_ovps91rC6y1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Feminists haven’t done jack shit for male victims of assault/coercion and trying to pin these issues on their gender is disgusting, fuck off</p></blockquote> <p>Honestly every time I see a feminist on here do some mental gymnastics to pin every single problem including men&rsquo;s abuse issues on &ldquo;toxic masculinity&rdquo; I lose 10 lifetimes. And these idiots wonder why no one takes them seriously or believes them when they say they fight for men too</p>
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Anaconda, Bad, and Cheating: Broke Homie Cliff @CliffBreazzy Follow 100 We starting a movement fellas .oooo T-Mobile 4:42 PM 30%) Zaddy I want the dick!!! London. I said no. Why How would you feel if a nigga came up to you and said i want some pussy tonight babygirl and you said no and he said i want the pussy!! He'll be considered a borderline rapist then he getting screenshotted and put on twitter as a "thirsty nigga" And also im more than just a dick. Did you know i can paint? no iMessage what do you wanna do Fuck if im off my period But if not then we can just chill and ill suck you off if you want Imao it's always just sex with you you never even ask me how my day was <p><a href="http://bread-lover.tumblr.com/post/161219493919/mrsolodolo24-17mul-that-bi-guy" class="tumblr_blog">bread-lover</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://mrsolodolo24.tumblr.com/post/161213060394/17mul-that-bi-guy-ghostsisreal" class="tumblr_blog">mrsolodolo24</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://17mul.tumblr.com/post/161156980734/that-bi-guy-ghostsisreal" class="tumblr_blog">17mul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://that-bi-guy.tumblr.com/post/160921757194/ghostsisreal-mega-purplezebracorn" class="tumblr_blog">that-bi-guy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ghostsisreal.tumblr.com/post/157103086004/mega-purplezebracorn-kinghispaniola" class="tumblr_blog">ghostsisreal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mega-purplezebracorn.tumblr.com/post/157054775512/kinghispaniola-nopos-tacabron" class="tumblr_blog">mega-purplezebracorn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kinghispaniola.tumblr.com/post/157047146801/nopos-tacabron-thetrippytrip-im-with-this" class="tumblr_blog">kinghispaniola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nopos-tacabron.tumblr.com/post/157045039383/im-with-this-movement" class="tumblr_blog">nopos-tacabron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thetrippytrip.tumblr.com/post/157015999291/im-with-this-movement" class="tumblr_blog">thetrippytrip</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><i> I’m with this movement!  </i><br/></p></blockquote> <p>me</p> </blockquote> <p>Salute to this movement</p> </blockquote> <p>This is so important!</p> </blockquote> <p>Everybody needs to value eachother!!! Yes!!!! I love this!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been coerced into sex because some girl decided that she wanted it, and when I say no she turns it into some kind of criticism of her. Or I’m cheating. Or I’m actually gay. Or she starts groping me and playing with me trying to “get me in the mood”. Or she just won’t take no for an answer. After many years of this you know what I’m left with? Low self esteem, constant bad sex, depression, having all sex now feel like a chore, being terrified that if I have sex with someone I actually *like* then it won’t work out, and the feeling like I CAN’T say NO.</p> <p>Ladies, “No means No” isn’t just for guys. Some of us have grasped the concept. Time for you to do so as well.</p> </blockquote> <p>I support this movement 100%</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m here for this I’m tired of these double standards</p> </blockquote> <p> Yoo, you guys need to realize that this is a problem that comes from toxic masculinity and patriarchy. Feminists are fighting against this <br/></p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-tumblr-attribution="jt1720:AraZ45x56a_92Ks18uFBaw:Z0z1Sn1xboeAe" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_inline_ovps91rC6y1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gif"/></figure>
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