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talesfromyourlocalcashier: victorian-sexstache: mizuaoi: musicalhell: madhattey: rusticbabe: spiderman-against-pedos: witchcryptid: alittlebitpessimistic: azalea-in-time: ziamlevinestylinson: 2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor: useless-worthless-nobody: azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’. These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST. Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop. It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play Reblogging for relevance- I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.  We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring. There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot. He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered. There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’.  I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work. We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us! I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying “don’t fucking beat up actors” I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny. I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop. Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises. Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK. Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples. Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors. THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES. ITS NOT OKAY. Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital. WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU. THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE. DO NOT FUCKING HIT US. Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url. I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here’s an added psa: If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up “please do not scare me i am too anxious / scared” and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone. just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back. We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters. Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member. We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense. Thank you and have a spooky fall 🌻🍁🍂🍃 I…I feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._. I mean they should know you’re…justacting. jesus christ… I don’t even do haunted houses (I’m one of those aforementioned anxious people) but boosting the signal because this is seriously not cool. Hey guys it’s that time!! You paid for a ticket which means you consented to be scared! As an ex haunt monster please for fucks sake if you KNOW your reflex is to strike when scared DO NOT GO TO THESE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NO ONE GOES TO DISNEYLAND AND PUNCHES DONALD DUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THE SAME TO HAUNTED HOUSE WORKERS?!?!?!?! Please don’t attack workers for doing their jobs. : talesfromyourlocalcashier: victorian-sexstache: mizuaoi: musicalhell: madhattey: rusticbabe: spiderman-against-pedos: witchcryptid: alittlebitpessimistic: azalea-in-time: ziamlevinestylinson: 2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor: useless-worthless-nobody: azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’. These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST. Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop. It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play Reblogging for relevance- I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.  We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring. There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot. He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered. There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’.  I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work. We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us! I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying “don’t fucking beat up actors” I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny. I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop. Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises. Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK. Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples. Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors. THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES. ITS NOT OKAY. Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital. WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU. THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE. DO NOT FUCKING HIT US. Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url. I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here’s an added psa: If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up “please do not scare me i am too anxious / scared” and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone. just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back. We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters. Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member. We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense. Thank you and have a spooky fall 🌻🍁🍂🍃 I…I feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._. I mean they should know you’re…justacting. jesus christ… I don’t even do haunted houses (I’m one of those aforementioned anxious people) but boosting the signal because this is seriously not cool. Hey guys it’s that time!! You paid for a ticket which means you consented to be scared! As an ex haunt monster please for fucks sake if you KNOW your reflex is to strike when scared DO NOT GO TO THESE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NO ONE GOES TO DISNEYLAND AND PUNCHES DONALD DUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THE SAME TO HAUNTED HOUSE WORKERS?!?!?!?! Please don’t attack workers for doing their jobs.
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<p><a href="https://square.tumblr.com/post/174915940788/callmekami-spongebobsquarepants" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">square</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://call--me--kami.tumblr.com/post/173522514938/spongebobsquarepants-callmekami" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">call–me–kami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spongebobsquarepants.tumblr.com/post/173522462107/callmekami-itsberrybitch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spongebobsquarepants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://call--me--kami.tumblr.com/post/173521938693/itsberrybitch-spongebobsquarepants" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">call–me–kami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itsberrybitch.tumblr.com/post/173516034614/spongebobsquarepants-itsberrybitch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsberrybitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spongebobsquarepants.tumblr.com/post/173515999192/itsberrybitch-celticpyro-bunanner" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spongebobsquarepants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itsberrybitch.tumblr.com/post/172108166299/celticpyro-bunanner-throwbackblr-parallels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsberrybitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/172108067359/bunanner-throwbackblr-parallels-what-does" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://bunanner.tumblr.com/post/172107666524/throwbackblr-parallels-what-does-this-mean" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bunanner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/172106194884/parallels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p id="geom_inter_18_1521651968249_52"> <i>parallels</i><br/></p></blockquote> <p>what does this mean</p> </blockquote> <p>Wakanda is Fergalicious</p> </blockquote> <p>T’Challa stans fergie and idk how to handle it</p> </blockquote> <p>I got that boom boom pow… </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="540" data-tumblr-attribution="letitia-wright:6KZ9UFbxMpG2Kod2c0AUfw:ZgrxGo2VHvmS0" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_p4d4l57quE1tunq3zo1_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_inline_p83y0qlK0J1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_p4d4l57quE1tunq3zo1_540.gif"/></figure><p>Them chickens jackin my style.. they try to copy my swagga</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="n-jadaka:a-3_GBlJnjvR-LIaUMBjOA:ZjQmFb2VDVcBi" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_p49efxcl0Y1x3ocsmo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_inline_p83y0qDCJY1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_p49efxcl0Y1x3ocsmo1_400.gif"/></figure><p>Im on some next shiiiit now</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="219" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5fba62247cb0f61f68ea577ed3e2fbe/tumblr_inline_p83xyzacez1tvg2sz_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a3a0aa56f0132739c0fbf92ccdffa6f/tumblr_inline_p83y0rpkEf1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="219" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5fba62247cb0f61f68ea577ed3e2fbe/tumblr_inline_p83xyzacez1tvg2sz_540.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b04f872dbcaddda5c89baa37534032ea/tumblr_inline_p83xyyFhUe1tvg2sz_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc0abd6d5dce7d5ddcddb7709d6f7795/tumblr_inline_p83y0sNFpX1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b04f872dbcaddda5c89baa37534032ea/tumblr_inline_p83xyyFhUe1tvg2sz_400.gif"/></figure><p>I don’t know what to do with this information.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’ve already done the lords work so idk what else you could do with this information </p> </blockquote> <p>This cheesey shit why I stay on Twitter </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1207" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/74db4ed646eec06ed4c33086344d3660/tumblr_inline_p84ahksXw51ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1207" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m heading to the woods at least I can eat the corn there 😒</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d611fc769f8e81343f92f6153ea21b88/tumblr_inline_paddz25e0N1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="325" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4433848bb731001667a8ab65529ea48/tumblr_inline_paddz39LEx1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="325" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="569" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e28519c0959b51132c022c1ab62be9a1/tumblr_inline_paddz3NBMi1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="569" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>T'Challa stans Black Eye Peas.</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="https://square.tumblr.com/post/174915940788/callmekami-spongebobsquarepants" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">square</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://call--me--kami.tumblr.com/post/173522514938/spongebobsquarepants-callmekami" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">call–me–kami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spongebobsquarepants.tumblr.com/post/173522462107/callmekami-itsberrybitch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spongebobsquarepants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://call--me--kami.tumblr.com/post/173521938693/itsberrybitch-spongebobsquarepants" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">call–me–kami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itsberrybitch.tumblr.com/post/173516034614/spongebobsquarepants-itsberrybitch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsberrybitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spongebobsquarepants.tumblr.com/post/173515999192/itsberrybitch-celticpyro-bunanner" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spongebobsquarepants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itsberrybitch.tumblr.com/post/172108166299/celticpyro-bunanner-throwbackblr-parallels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsberrybitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/172108067359/bunanner-throwbackblr-parallels-what-does" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://bunanner.tumblr.com/post/172107666524/throwbackblr-parallels-what-does-this-mean" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bunanner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/172106194884/parallels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p id="geom_inter_18_1521651968249_52"> <i>parallels</i><br/></p></blockquote> <p>what does this mean</p> </blockquote> <p>Wakanda is Fergalicious</p> </blockquote> <p>T’Challa stans fergie and idk how to handle it</p> </blockquote> <p>I got that boom boom pow… </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="540" data-tumblr-attribution="letitia-wright:6KZ9UFbxMpG2Kod2c0AUfw:ZgrxGo2VHvmS0" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_p4d4l57quE1tunq3zo1_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_inline_p83y0qlK0J1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_p4d4l57quE1tunq3zo1_540.gif"/></figure><p>Them chickens jackin my style.. they try to copy my swagga</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="n-jadaka:a-3_GBlJnjvR-LIaUMBjOA:ZjQmFb2VDVcBi" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_p49efxcl0Y1x3ocsmo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_inline_p83y0qDCJY1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_p49efxcl0Y1x3ocsmo1_400.gif"/></figure><p>Im on some next shiiiit now</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="219" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5fba62247cb0f61f68ea577ed3e2fbe/tumblr_inline_p83xyzacez1tvg2sz_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a3a0aa56f0132739c0fbf92ccdffa6f/tumblr_inline_p83y0rpkEf1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="219" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5fba62247cb0f61f68ea577ed3e2fbe/tumblr_inline_p83xyzacez1tvg2sz_540.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b04f872dbcaddda5c89baa37534032ea/tumblr_inline_p83xyyFhUe1tvg2sz_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc0abd6d5dce7d5ddcddb7709d6f7795/tumblr_inline_p83y0sNFpX1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b04f872dbcaddda5c89baa37534032ea/tumblr_inline_p83xyyFhUe1tvg2sz_400.gif"/></figure><p>I don’t know what to do with this information.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’ve already done the lords work so idk what else you could do with this information </p> </blockquote> <p>This cheesey shit why I stay on Twitter </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1207" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/74db4ed646eec06ed4c33086344d3660/tumblr_inline_p84ahksXw51ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1207" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m heading to the woods at least I can eat the corn there 😒</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d611fc769f8e81343f92f6153ea21b88/tumblr_inline_paddz25e0N1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="325" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4433848bb731001667a8ab65529ea48/tumblr_inline_paddz39LEx1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="325" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="569" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e28519c0959b51132c022c1ab62be9a1/tumblr_inline_paddz3NBMi1ty99rh_500.jpg" 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Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said “We Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Way” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, a convenience store clerk took matters into his own hands after a would-be robber tried to overthrow his store. The suspect, who has been identified as 52-year-old AndreYoung, entered the Speedway on Northland Boulevard and tried to jump over the counter with a blade. However, the store clerk fought back, seizing the blade and delivering a devastating right hook to knock Young out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The clerk then called 911 to explain the situation, which was also captured by a security camera inside of the Speedway. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s still in here,” the clerk told officials. “I had to knock him out. You need to get a trooper here now, because he’s in here, he’s in here all f*cked up.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “The allegations are that the defendant went into a Speedway gas station, brandished a box cutter, and stated, ‘We can do this the easy way, or the hard way,’” Dave Wood of the Hamilton County prosecutor’s office said. “The cashier luckily was able to defend himself and incapacitate the defendant until police showed up.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Later, in an interview with police, Young said his actions were misconstrued. He claimed he was holding the knife to cut something off his shirt, to which officials responded by saying it isn’t smart to try to jump a counter with a blade, if you aren’t planning to rob someone. “Man, I was drunk,” Young replied. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The next day, Young stood before a judge on crutches with a swollen black eye. The judge set a $175,000 bond on two counts of aggravated robbery and assault. Oddly enough, officials say Young was convicted of using a bat to rob the same gas station back in 2005.: Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said "We Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Way" @balleralert Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said “We Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Way” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, a convenience store clerk took matters into his own hands after a would-be robber tried to overthrow his store. The suspect, who has been identified as 52-year-old AndreYoung, entered the Speedway on Northland Boulevard and tried to jump over the counter with a blade. However, the store clerk fought back, seizing the blade and delivering a devastating right hook to knock Young out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The clerk then called 911 to explain the situation, which was also captured by a security camera inside of the Speedway. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s still in here,” the clerk told officials. “I had to knock him out. You need to get a trooper here now, because he’s in here, he’s in here all f*cked up.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “The allegations are that the defendant went into a Speedway gas station, brandished a box cutter, and stated, ‘We can do this the easy way, or the hard way,’” Dave Wood of the Hamilton County prosecutor’s office said. “The cashier luckily was able to defend himself and incapacitate the defendant until police showed up.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Later, in an interview with police, Young said his actions were misconstrued. He claimed he was holding the knife to cut something off his shirt, to which officials responded by saying it isn’t smart to try to jump a counter with a blade, if you aren’t planning to rob someone. “Man, I was drunk,” Young replied. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The next day, Young stood before a judge on crutches with a swollen black eye. The judge set a $175,000 bond on two counts of aggravated robbery and assault. Oddly enough, officials say Young was convicted of using a bat to rob the same gas station back in 2005.

Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said “We Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Way” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, a...

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thabeehive-deactivated20160215: lil’ kim, aaliyah, missy elliott, da brat photographed by elfie semotan for the august 1999 issue of elle magazine. : Music CONFESSIONS TUMBLRCOM IP-HOP HOORAY ee q eers of the music world celebrate their rise to the top of the charts -and ther newfound industry power By dames Patrick Herman. Photographed by Elig-FEs TUMBLR.COM s Lauryn Hills Grammy sweep last February proved, America is, offi. cially, a hip-hop nation. And after two decades under male leadership, women now rule. Just ask rap kingpin Sean "Puffy" Combs "Female MCs always had it so hard-no respect-it was like thcy was livin' in Siberia, he says. "But it made 'em strong. Now their shit's so hot, they dont needa mike to be heard." In fact, soon every one will be hearing the new albums from hip-hop queens Mary J. Blige, Aaliyah, Lil' Kim, Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, and Da Brat, all friends as well as frequent collaborators. They're even making plans to take their act-The Bitch Tour-on the road with a funky twist on Lilith Fair, coming to a sold-out stadium near you. But dont call them divas (except perhaps for Ms. Blige, who cited personal drama at the last minute and was unable to attend the photo shoot). Mary J. Blige, 28. Claim to fame: The queen of hip-hop soul. There's something about Mary: "Hip-hop plays a big part in my music. I've always been sample-orient ed-Barry White, Isaac Hayes. The strcets is gonna be happy with my record. You'll cry to it, dance to it, fuck to it. I've done a lot of love songs. Most of'em are about how fucked up women are treated. It's good to know my music helps people. Im goin' through it, too-the same tears, the same black eye, the same stomachachc and I'm gonna get us through it. I'm at such a place now, such a peace, I cannot be knocked down. Im Mary the lone woman. Mmm-hmmm," What becomes a diva most: "Someone who got through tough times and paid dues, like Tina Turner and Aretha Franklin. Good God, those were war storics they had to tell. Men wanted to rule them and treat them like shit, and they got through it." The Mary Jane girls: "People expect us to be com- petitive, but I didn't give Lauryn Hill her career-that was somethin' she worked for. And she didn't give me my career. Why should I think about competition if she got somethin' she could contribute to my project? I cannot be jealous. It's wasted energy. Ijust did a duet with the Queen of Soul herself, Miss Aretha Franklin I keep quiet when the veterans are in the room-and honey, she is a veteran. When I came out of the booth, she said, 'That was very nice.' And then she went in Power players (from eft): Aaliyah, Lil Kim, Missy Misdemeanor" Ellot and Da Brat. Not pictured the booth and killed me. FOR CAADEY CURRY MANAGEMENT MAKEUP BY NONKA FOR TE CEBCRAHMARTIN AGENCY. MSSY VAR DyCH NA POTTER FOR a NAS 00LL HOUSE NY, MAKEUP UY CF0G FER ELL 8RAT l-Kim-CONFESSIONS TUMBLR.COM aliyah, 20. Claim to fame: The R&B Lolita is now filming Joel Silvers Romeo Must Die for Warner Bros. Ready for her close-up: I want people to look at me as a full-on entertainer, not just as a singer or a dancer. It's taking my career to another level and showing every side of me." Foxy lady: "My mom will say, 'There is some- thing about her that was always sexy.' My image isnt a put-on. When you listen to me and hear the smooth tones--that's what I'm givin' off. As a child, I didn't notice. Now Im in tune with it. It can definitely be a power, and I use it to my advantage." Fierce competition: "People try to bring negativity my way, especially with Brandy and Monica. If Im competing with anybody, I'm competing with myselfto be original." What becomes a diva most: "Oh, that word. The Websters definition is an opera singer who has a lot of range, but that's changed over time. Now a diva is a bitch. Were not all bitchy. Its just a myth thatš not goin' anywhere. If you're gonna describe somebody, call her a queen.I shows respect.Is royaly." issy "Misdemeanor" Elliott, 27. Claim to fame: record business is male-dominated, and when yo're not bein' The female Pufly" runs her own record label, taken as seriously as you should, you gotta go in there screamin the Gold Mind, Inc; she rapped for a Gap TV because they'll walk all over you. And the word can be positive: ad campaign. Talkin' bout a revolution: "Fe IfIbe like, 'Thats a baaad bitch,' you know that means dope. males are takin' over. We droppin' our albums We gotta stop thinkin of it as bein' negative, 'cause it's gonna at the same time to make that point clear, so when we do our be used regardless. Men call us that when they're intimidated. Bitch Tour itll be obvious. It took a strong female like Lauryn Female bonding: "Instcad of compcting, we help out and en to be successful and open doors. Now everybody else can fall in hance cach other. When I see another female artist, we always line." Bitch, bitch, bitch: "My first single's called Shes a Bitch.' show cach other love-we just so happy that we broke that bar- That doesn't have to be your everyday personality. But the rier down of us not ein' able to do as much as the men." lKimCONFESSIONS. TUMBLR.COM 0 Music a Brat, 25. Claim to fame: Runs her own record label, Thowin' Tantrums Entertainment; she is the first female rapper to have a platinum record. She's the one: "Before me, people didnt know how to market a female rap artist. I laid the path in the way Queen Latifah and MC Lyte did for me. But you need to grow in this industry. I want to produce, act, and direct -get my hands in every thing. I got an cye and an car for good talent." Birds of a feather: "My friends all stick together. There's only a handful of us women in the industry with labels-theres not enough of us to be bickerin'. We're like the dream team. Its all about unity, havin' a strong support system. Were mature adults and we know the value of friendship. Nothin' should come between two friends- friends are forever, men aint." To each her own: "I got the tomboy thing goini on, and I can still be sexy. Missy's futuristic you dont know what she's gonna do next. Kim is like the madam-diva type-raunchy and nasty. Shell shoot your ass. Mary's sultry and spiritual and soulful, the ghetto queen of R&B Aaliyahs funky, she represents the teenagers. Shell make you party with her. We all are supa dupa fresh, and we gotta hold hands and rock together." il' Kim, 24. Claim to fame: The girlfriend of the late Notus B.I.G. runs her own label, Queen Bee Records. She's come a long way, baby: "Im really proud of my CONFESSIONS TUMBLRICOM new album. My favorite lyrics 'A queen is not a queen because she has failed/ But a queen is a queen because failure has not stopped her..../ Women are taking over for the new millen nium.' Like Puffy said, we dont need a mike anymore. We bein' heard. Its our era." What becomes a diva most: People love to use the word diva. I like queen better. A queen knows it all but doesnt let you know it right off. She's good-spirited and righteous. She's the boss: "With Queen Bee, I call the shots. I want my label to be the female version of Bad Boy. Me and Puffy may be family, but at the end of the day, I'm gonna do what I have to do. I'm also working on Bad Girl Films- ever since I did Sheš AllThat, Miramax has been offering me lots of things." In the company of women: "Were all characters. Brats the southern street girl who needs to be wild. Aaliyah's the pretty-girl type, the sexy artist that's un- touchable. Missy's like a cartoon and you love to watch her, shes so cute. Mary, you love to watch for her rength. Mary's the girl you can identify with. And me, Im like a little Mary. Lauryn's getting what she deserves. Her success made me work harder. Now we all know a hip-hop woman can make it."O ki- CONFESSIONS TUMBLR COM thabeehive-deactivated20160215: lil’ kim, aaliyah, missy elliott, da brat photographed by elfie semotan for the august 1999 issue of elle magazine.
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metal-heathen: kidzbopdeathmetal: therealbucky05: thatjedirey: segasister: alittlebitpessimistic: azalea-in-time: ziamlevinestylinson: 2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor: useless-worthless-nobody: azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’. These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST. Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop. It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play Reblogging for relevance- I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.  We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring. There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot. He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered. There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’.  I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work. We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us! That’s just a jerk move! :( @supremeoverlordkat this is not okay omg Some people suck I used to work at a haunted house. Don’t be the asshole who hits people when you get scared. You paid for it. You knew what you were getting into. It’s clear as fucking day what is going to happen. If you react violently to being scared don’t go to haunted houses.  As someone who works at a haunted house I completely agree, also don’t come through drunk as shit. And please don’t fucking molest our actors!! : metal-heathen: kidzbopdeathmetal: therealbucky05: thatjedirey: segasister: alittlebitpessimistic: azalea-in-time: ziamlevinestylinson: 2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor: useless-worthless-nobody: azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’. These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST. Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop. It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play Reblogging for relevance- I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.  We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring. There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot. He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered. There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’.  I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work. We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us! That’s just a jerk move! :( @supremeoverlordkat this is not okay omg Some people suck I used to work at a haunted house. Don’t be the asshole who hits people when you get scared. You paid for it. You knew what you were getting into. It’s clear as fucking day what is going to happen. If you react violently to being scared don’t go to haunted houses.  As someone who works at a haunted house I completely agree, also don’t come through drunk as shit. And please don’t fucking molest our actors!!
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THIS FANCY ASS LIL ALPACA WITH ITS LIL WHITE SOCKS AND BLACK EYE SHADOW GOT ME SHOOK. I KNOW LADIES LIKE THIS. TYPE OF LADY TO FLY TO LOS ANGELES FIRST CLASS FOR THE WEEKEND JUST TO SHOP AT MAXFIELD AND POP A FEW BANDS ON SAINT LAURENT LEATHER JACKETS AND DIOR SHOES. YOU FEEL ME? TYPE OF GIRL TO EAT AT SUGARFISH FOR LUNCH AND YAMAKASE FOR DINNER. TYPE OF GIRL TO HAVE A CAR WAITING FOR HER AND NOT NO UBER NEITHER LIKE SHE DON'T EEN RIDE IN CAMRIES BRUH SHE GET PICKED UP IN BLACK DENALIS BY A DUDE WEARING A TIE. U FEEL ME? TYPE OF GIRL WHOSE PUNANI TASTE LIKE CHAMPAGNE FOR NO GOOD REASON. FUCK AROUND WITH A GIRL LIKE THIS SHE MIGHT UPGRADE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE AND THEN NEVER CALL U AGAIN BECAUSE ON A WHIM SHE DECIDED TO SPEND THE SUMMER IN A CHATEAU IN FRANCE. WATCH OUT FOR THIS GIRL BRUH SHE MIGHT EAT U ALIVE AND LOOK SEXY WHILE SHE DOING IT ... I MIGHT HAVE GOT MIXED UP WITH A COUPLE GIRLS LIKE THIS ... BUT THE GAME IS TO BE SOLD NOT TO BE TOLD BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂: baby alpacas look a lot like stuffed animal Dr Smashlove THIS FANCY ASS LIL ALPACA WITH ITS LIL WHITE SOCKS AND BLACK EYE SHADOW GOT ME SHOOK. I KNOW LADIES LIKE THIS. TYPE OF LADY TO FLY TO LOS ANGELES FIRST CLASS FOR THE WEEKEND JUST TO SHOP AT MAXFIELD AND POP A FEW BANDS ON SAINT LAURENT LEATHER JACKETS AND DIOR SHOES. YOU FEEL ME? TYPE OF GIRL TO EAT AT SUGARFISH FOR LUNCH AND YAMAKASE FOR DINNER. TYPE OF GIRL TO HAVE A CAR WAITING FOR HER AND NOT NO UBER NEITHER LIKE SHE DON'T EEN RIDE IN CAMRIES BRUH SHE GET PICKED UP IN BLACK DENALIS BY A DUDE WEARING A TIE. U FEEL ME? TYPE OF GIRL WHOSE PUNANI TASTE LIKE CHAMPAGNE FOR NO GOOD REASON. FUCK AROUND WITH A GIRL LIKE THIS SHE MIGHT UPGRADE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE AND THEN NEVER CALL U AGAIN BECAUSE ON A WHIM SHE DECIDED TO SPEND THE SUMMER IN A CHATEAU IN FRANCE. WATCH OUT FOR THIS GIRL BRUH SHE MIGHT EAT U ALIVE AND LOOK SEXY WHILE SHE DOING IT ... I MIGHT HAVE GOT MIXED UP WITH A COUPLE GIRLS LIKE THIS ... BUT THE GAME IS TO BE SOLD NOT TO BE TOLD BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂
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<p>He Thought His Wife Was Going To Kill Him. But Then This Happens…Priceless.</p>: HUSBAND ARRIVES HOME DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND. WHAT HE WAKES UP TO SHOCKS HIM Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Halloween Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Opening his eyes, the first thing that he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?" Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!" Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time.. . PRICELESS!!! <p>He Thought His Wife Was Going To Kill Him. But Then This Happens…Priceless.</p>

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Bye Billecia - God foxnewsisnotrealnews Fox News has ended its association with BillOReilly, the combative TV host and commentator who has ruled cable-news ratings for nearly two decades and was the signature figure in the network’s rise as a powerful political player. The conservative-leaning host’s downfall was swift and steep, set in motion less than three weeks ago by revelations of a string of harassment complaints against him. The questions about his conduct represented yet another black eye to Fox, which had dealt with a sexual harassment scandal involving its co-founder and then-chairman Roger Ailes, just last summer.: God 3 hrs. BYE BILLECIA! Ame Ai Fox News Confirms That Bill O'Reilly Has Officially Been Fired advocate.com 2.1K Comments 4.3K Shares Bye Billecia - God foxnewsisnotrealnews Fox News has ended its association with BillOReilly, the combative TV host and commentator who has ruled cable-news ratings for nearly two decades and was the signature figure in the network’s rise as a powerful political player. The conservative-leaning host’s downfall was swift and steep, set in motion less than three weeks ago by revelations of a string of harassment complaints against him. The questions about his conduct represented yet another black eye to Fox, which had dealt with a sexual harassment scandal involving its co-founder and then-chairman Roger Ailes, just last summer.

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