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I love this so much: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack. Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks December C) Baby infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would actually work? Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms I LOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" I love this so much
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I would watch the hell out of this: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based on people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: "sucks in a breath ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: "shaking thanks infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: "shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing actually work? babe, i'm not sure if this would Serial killer: "kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms ILOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers Ilove this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gulible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" ladyhavilliard ..perfect theskystealerthebookthief I need 4 seasons and a movie on this I would watch the hell out of this
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<p><a href="https://aestheticc-meme.tumblr.com/post/171077928789/aestheticc-meme-open-for-commissionshiya-im" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aestheticc-meme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://aestheticc-meme.tumblr.com/post/171045986729/open-for-commissionshiya-im-opening-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aestheticc-meme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b>OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS</b></h2>Hiya, I’m opening for Commissions for the first time! <i>hype</i><p>If you are interested please: </p> <ol><li>DM me here or on Discord (PREFERABLY DISCORD) <b>It'sYaBoiMèmeCrème#0733</b><br/></li> <li>List everything that you want for your commission. <b>Description, Photo reference, other details</b>.<br/></li> <li>Use PayPal for payment. Payment must be done upfront once we both agree on the commission and I’ve started on it.<br/></li> <li>Be gentle since it’s my first time &lt;3<br/></li> </ol><p>That’s about it really, (  ‘ - ’)b Have a nice day.</p> <p><b><strike>Thanks for watching and smash that mothafucking like butto-</strike>.</b></p> <p>Here are some nice tunes if you read the whole thing :^) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhBA6ynorvc" target="_blank">[my jam]</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOq9S8mfSc" target="_blank">[my other jam]</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Slots:</p><p>1. Complete</p><p>2. Working</p><p>3. Working</p><p>4. Open</p><p>5. Open</p><p>6. Open</p></blockquote> <p>Still have some slots open!</p>: COMMISSION INFO Happy Re Aesthetu Lineart-#10 Sketch $5 Extra Character + $5 Extra Character/Alternate outfit + $5 Line +Flat Colors $15 Extra Character/Alternate outfit+ $7 Shaded - $20 Extra Character/Alternate outfit + $7 Rules Contacts: benmmmnsfw@gmail.com aestheticc-meme.tumblr @aestheticc-meme NO: Negotiable: 1. Gore/vore/snuff 2. Scat/water sports 3. Real people 4. Loli/Shota 5. Super huge proportions 1. Traps/Futa 2. Furry 3. Yuri (I'm shit at it tho) USD (Paypal) ONLY <p><a href="https://aestheticc-meme.tumblr.com/post/171077928789/aestheticc-meme-open-for-commissionshiya-im" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aestheticc-meme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://aestheticc-meme.tumblr.com/post/171045986729/open-for-commissionshiya-im-opening-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aestheticc-meme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b>OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS</b></h2>Hiya, I’m opening for Commissions for the first time! <i>hype</i><p>If you are interested please: </p> <ol><li>DM me here or on Discord (PREFERABLY DISCORD) <b>It'sYaBoiMèmeCrème#0733</b><br/></li> <li>List everything that you want for your commission. <b>Description, Photo reference, other details</b>.<br/></li> <li>Use PayPal for payment. Payment must be done upfront once we both agree on the commission and I’ve started on it.<br/></li> <li>Be gentle since it’s my first time &lt;3<br/></li> </ol><p>That’s about it really, (  ‘ - ’)b Have a nice day.</p> <p><b><strike>Thanks for watching and smash that mothafucking like butto-</strike>.</b></p> <p>Here are some nice tunes if you read the whole thing :^) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhBA6ynorvc" target="_blank">[my jam]</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOq9S8mfSc" target="_blank">[my other jam]</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Slots:</p><p>1. Complete</p><p>2. Working</p><p>3. Working</p><p>4. Open</p><p>5. Open</p><p>6. Open</p></blockquote> <p>Still have some slots open!</p>
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<p><a href="https://aestheticc-meme.tumblr.com/post/171045986729/open-for-commissionshiya-im-opening-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aestheticc-meme</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><b>OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS</b></h2>Hiya, I’m opening for Commissions for the first time! <i>hype</i><p>If you are interested please: </p> <ol><li>DM me here or on Discord (PREFERABLY DISCORD) <b>It'sYaBoiMèmeCrème#0733</b><br/></li> <li>List everything that you want for your commission. <b>Description, Photo reference, other details</b>.<br/></li> <li>Use PayPal for payment. Payment must be done upfront once we both agree on the commission and I’ve started on it.<br/></li> <li>Be gentle since it’s my first time &lt;3<br/></li> </ol><p>That’s about it really, (  ‘ - ’)b Have a nice day.</p> <p><b><strike>Thanks for watching and smash that mothafucking like butto-</strike>.</b></p> <p>Here are some nice tunes if you read the whole thing :^) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhBA6ynorvc" target="_blank">[my jam]</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOq9S8mfSc" target="_blank">[my other jam]</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Slots:</p><p>1. Complete</p><p>2. Complete</p><p>3. Complete</p><p>4. Working</p><p>5. Open</p><p>6. Open</p>: COMMISSION INFO Happy Re Aesthetu Lineart-#10 Sketch $5 Extra Character + $5 Extra Character/Alternate outfit + $5 Line +Flat Colors $15 Extra Character/Alternate outfit+ $7 Shaded - $20 Extra Character/Alternate outfit + $7 Rules Contacts: benmmmnsfw@gmail.com aestheticc-meme.tumblr @aestheticc-meme NO: Negotiable: 1. Gore/vore/snuff 2. Scat/water sports 3. Real people 4. Loli/Shota 5. Super huge proportions 1. Traps/Futa 2. Furry 3. Yuri (I'm shit at it tho) USD (Paypal) ONLY <p><a href="https://aestheticc-meme.tumblr.com/post/171045986729/open-for-commissionshiya-im-opening-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aestheticc-meme</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><b>OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS</b></h2>Hiya, I’m opening for Commissions for the first time! <i>hype</i><p>If you are interested please: </p> <ol><li>DM me here or on Discord (PREFERABLY DISCORD) <b>It'sYaBoiMèmeCrème#0733</b><br/></li> <li>List everything that you want for your commission. <b>Description, Photo reference, other details</b>.<br/></li> <li>Use PayPal for payment. Payment must be done upfront once we both agree on the commission and I’ve started on it.<br/></li> <li>Be gentle since it’s my first time &lt;3<br/></li> </ol><p>That’s about it really, (  ‘ - ’)b Have a nice day.</p> <p><b><strike>Thanks for watching and smash that mothafucking like butto-</strike>.</b></p> <p>Here are some nice tunes if you read the whole thing :^) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhBA6ynorvc" target="_blank">[my jam]</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOq9S8mfSc" target="_blank">[my other jam]</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Slots:</p><p>1. Complete</p><p>2. Complete</p><p>3. Complete</p><p>4. Working</p><p>5. Open</p><p>6. Open</p>
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<h2><b>OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS. NOT ANYMORE</b></h2>Hiya, I’m opening for Commissions for the first time! <i>hype</i><p>If you are interested please: </p><ol><li>DM me here or on Discord (PREFERABLY DISCORD) <b>It'sYaBoiMèmeCrème#0733</b><br/></li><li>List everything that you want for your commission. <b>Description, Photo reference, other details</b>.<br/></li><li>Use PayPal for payment. Payment must be done upfront once we both agree on the commission and I’ve started on it.<br/></li><li>Be gentle since it’s my first time &lt;3<br/></li></ol><p>That’s about it really, (  ‘ - ’)b Have a nice day.</p><p><b><strike>Thanks for watching and smash that mothafucking like butto-</strike>.</b></p><p>Here are some nice tunes if you read the whole thing :^) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhBA6ynorvc" target="_blank">[my jam]</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOq9S8mfSc" target="_blank">[my other jam]</a> </p>: COMMISSION INFO Happy Re Aesthetu Lineart-#10 Sketch $5 Extra Character + $5 Extra Character/Alternate outfit + $5 Line +Flat Colors $15 Extra Character/Alternate outfit+ $7 Shaded - $20 Extra Character/Alternate outfit + $7 Rules Contacts: benmmmnsfw@gmail.com aestheticc-meme.tumblr @aestheticc-meme NO: Negotiable: 1. Gore/vore/snuff 2. Scat/water sports 3. Real people 4. Loli/Shota 5. Super huge proportions 1. Traps/Futa 2. Furry 3. Yuri (I'm shit at it tho) USD (Paypal) ONLY <h2><b>OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS. NOT ANYMORE</b></h2>Hiya, I’m opening for Commissions for the first time! <i>hype</i><p>If you are interested please: </p><ol><li>DM me here or on Discord (PREFERABLY DISCORD) <b>It'sYaBoiMèmeCrème#0733</b><br/></li><li>List everything that you want for your commission. <b>Description, Photo reference, other details</b>.<br/></li><li>Use PayPal for payment. Payment must be done upfront once we both agree on the commission and I’ve started on it.<br/></li><li>Be gentle since it’s my first time &lt;3<br/></li></ol><p>That’s about it really, (  ‘ - ’)b Have a nice day.</p><p><b><strike>Thanks for watching and smash that mothafucking like butto-</strike>.</b></p><p>Here are some nice tunes if you read the whole thing :^) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhBA6ynorvc" target="_blank">[my jam]</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOq9S8mfSc" target="_blank">[my other jam]</a> </p>
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rcmclachlan: This is what a male feminist looks like. : Jordan Gleason April 1 at 9:06pm This is a longer post, so bear with me... Today I had to explain to a 60 year old man why he was banned from the pub In January he made several sexist remarks about the female staff that were working. He told them to their faces that that he liked looking at their tits while they washed dishes, and their asses while they were pouring drinks. He was told to leave and not come back. He came back last month, and was told we wouldn't serve him. He came back yet again today, and when told he wouldn't be served demanded to talk to a manger l sat with him for a few minutes as he explained that what he said would have been okay 20 years ago, and that it was just some off colour remarks. He told me he had apologized, and that he guessed my servers were too sensitive. He then told me that if what he said was a problem then I should tell them not to wear low cut shirts, and that I should face the dish washing sink away from customers. But since he apologized, he should be allowed to drink in my establishment because he lives in the neighborhood and will bring in business l told him flatly that wasn't happening, and that what he said to those ladies was incredibly offensive. The simple fact that he couldn't understand that just because they were were working didn't mean they deserve his disrespectful language. That these ladies were part of my family, and were human beings that deserved respect. They aren't objects, and they certainly shouldn't have to wear different clothes because he can't be bothered with showing them any decency or respect. "But we're men and they're females. Is cleavage just not a thing anymore?" I told him yeah buddy, it's not, and I won't be changing my mind about having him served. He threatened bad publicity, I told him I didn't care and he left. I work in the service industry, and we get the sheer joy and pleasure of meeting and talking to so many great people in our city. I've met some of my best friends here behind the bar. I live for it man. Connecting people who haven't met, making sure people can relax from a shitty day, or celebrate a great one, or just to simply enjoy a few beers with friends. I've seen wedding proposals, birthday parties, political discussions, deep philosophical debates, neighborhood organization, the absolute works The best of humanity coming together and bonding. That's my JAM. It's one of the biggest reasons l get out of bed in the morning to come in to work day after day As absolutely insanely fun as that is, the dark side of this business is we run into some pretty horrible goblin people. Folks who think that just because we're serving, we don't deserve any basic decency or respect. I've been snapped at, mocked, threatened, and insulted about not having a real job. Anybody in this line of work gets used to a degree of it and develops a thicker skin. Here's the thing though, women in this field get infinitely more disgustingly treated. The sheer number of times they get groped, or harassed, or treated like objects would blow your mind. The worst of it is how normal their harassers think their behavior is. Every single lady in here handles it with grace and aplomb, andI applaud them for it. I've had their backs as we've bounced people out for that trash, but countless times they just deal with it before it even gets to me Sometimes the dudes get so worked up that they demand to see a manager, and I get called in to speak with them. Every single fucking time they attempt to appeal to me solely because I'm a man. They try to weasel in with me about how the women are asking for it. That women shouldn't dress that way if they don't want to be stared at. They attempt to explain it away as just "dudes being dudes." It's expected for men to stare at women's breasts and make jokes about how much they want to fuck them. Wink Wink. Of course you'll understand they think, because you also have a dick. What terrifies and enrages me is how every one of them thinks that this is normal behavior, but also that other men will agree with them Men, we often don't see the level of filth that our friends, sisters, and mothers go through every day. We hope to surround ourselves with people who would never treat a woman like that. We live in a safe little bubble. But the reality of this thing? It's an insidious disease that's happening every single day, several times a day and it turns my fucking stomach So why am I writing this? I want to acknowledge the struggle of every single woman who will read this. You deserve our respect and to be treated with decency I want to stand up and say, I'm fucking sick of this To every dude out there, we need to fucking combat this disease like its the god damned plague that it is. If one of your friends says something shitty about a woman, tell him to shut his fucking mouth. Don't just laugh it off or ignore it. We need to listen when our sisters talk about this, and not just blame it on some bad apples. Not just say "not all dudes do that" or "well no one I know would ever do that." Nah man. This is an endemic cultural problem. If we want to start taking our status as gentlemen seriously we need to do more than just avoiding being a sexist prick ourselves. We need to open our eyes and fight it everywhere we see it, because the only way this thing gets better is to start calling it out for what it is Edit: Sorry for so many edits. I keep finding typos. Writing in anger isn't so conducive to well typed responses rcmclachlan: This is what a male feminist looks like.
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