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Bodies , Fucking, and Jesus: Damn, girl, you look good! Whatcha doin' later? Can I get yo numbah? That's how all women should feel about their body This is how everyone should feel about their body I understand your point, but almost all men already do feel this way about their bodies and hardly any women do Stephen I can't even breathe for fear of inhaling the radiating, gaseous idiocy your unleashing into the world Men report being upset about their bodies at similar rates to women, from 15% to 40%. They also have similar rates of several eating disorders, and much higher rates of muscle dysmorphia, which is just as unhealthy as any eating disorder. Body dysmorphic disorder is a genderless condition. They're also completely ignored in the media and by a culture perpetuated by fucking pieces of shit like you I know several men who have considered suicide because they hate the way they look You are an abomination who has likely never met a man other than yourself and I am laughing so hard that your shitty, abortion of a blog advertises itself as using logic and having arguments. I doubt that you've been particularly exposed to either logic or arguments in your extraordinarily sheltered life And thanks for making it so easy to ignore your abominable opinion by proving that you have lived such a privileged, hallowed life to have not known as many men who hate their bodies as women t,dr. Find jesus. Ask the Wizard of Oz for a soul. Learn how to statistics. And oh take all your fucking biases towards men and put them in the trash where they belong you utterly repugnant living stain of filth. Damnn Shit that was brutal Damn girl
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Cars, Juice, and Memes: Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when l was "locked out"of my car groud-On: today-ifuckedup: I'll preface this by saying I'm usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I'll make this quick: I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada I call a locksmith, explain that I'm locked out of my car. He says he'll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open: So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I'lI have it open in a minute. No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead." I replied He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn't say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he'd have to tell was worth the drive out Gold I'm dying at what @memezar just posted πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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