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Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get clapped by a flying diamond @typicalterome BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ๐Ÿ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Deadass I canโ€™t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken ๐Ÿ’€ bruh I donโ€™t live in chiraq, this shit shouldnโ€™t be happening. Anyway Iโ€™m sitting there with my coworkers cause itโ€™s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because thatโ€™s her teacher too and we wasnโ€™t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US ๐Ÿ˜ญ So the teacher walks over with his daughter that heโ€™s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. โ€œHey *insert my last name*โ€ This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and itโ€™s dumb af ๐Ÿ’€ We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. โ€œThis is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.โ€ Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ fuckwrongwiteem. So now Iโ€™m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word โ€œforeheadโ€ ๐Ÿ’€ bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: โ€œMy head hurt.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. โ€œYou good?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€ BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After theyโ€™re gone, we was still cracking jokes. โ€œBruh her forehead was longer than my shift.โ€ โ€œCould see yo reflection on that shit.โ€ โ€œShe looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.โ€ I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, โ€œYou alright?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€
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