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Shout to u pretty young ladies that's gon show up to brunch in a hoodie with the hood up, I fucks with y'all. That hood up tells me everything I need to know. Don't tell me the story - I know it already. (1) It was either your birthday or your best friend's birthday or it was nobody birthday but your name is Kirsten (girls named Kirsten go hard every weekend, and most weekdays. There's no explanation for this. It's just factual. If your name is Kirsten u will go absolutely hard AF on a Tuesday for no reason. Not even Fat Tuesday. Just like, next Tuesday. But I digress.). (2) The night started with shots when some frat boys offered to buy u and your squad a round and it snowballed from there. (3) Tables were danced on. (4) Undergarments were removed and u briefly paused because you're on your period, so it stands to reason that panties should be worn for the rest of the night, but u flung them anyway. (5) Karaoke was sung; likely six (6) Rihanna songs back to back. (6) Oral sex occurred in the back of a UBER. (6) Half of the shenanigans were documented on a well-edited snap story. To all u girls in hoodies with the hood up, still marinating in a mix of perspiration and sex fluids from last night, I salute y'all. U made it to brunch. The Angel of Death literally carried u to the restaurant so u could have your egg white omelette and wheat toast. Rest assured baby girl if I see u and your squad, u exactly the girl imma talk to. Your friend Emily who showered and applied make-up? She got nothing I want. That's too much preparation. Too put together. Imma come directly to u, get your number, date u, and then propose to u, so when we at the rehearsal dinner at Girl and the Goat, Emily can be all "SMASH MET KIRSTEN WHEN WE WERE AT BRUNCH AT SNAGGLETOOTH ON SOUTHPORT. KIRSTEN WAS A LITERAL MESS LOL - LIKE I CAN'T EVEN SAY WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE - BUT LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS IN ROUGH SHAPE LOLOL." Exactly, Emily. Go head. Embarrass TF out of Kirsten. All that crazy she did before me just make me love her crazy ass more 😍. She led a crazy life but she mines now...Till the Angel of Death ⚰️ (or divorce court πŸ’°) do us part. Bless up! πŸ†—πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: Oh hello there Drsmashlove Shout to u pretty young ladies that's gon show up to brunch in a hoodie with the hood up, I fucks with y'all. That hood up tells me everything I need to know. Don't tell me the story - I know it already. (1) It was either your birthday or your best friend's birthday or it was nobody birthday but your name is Kirsten (girls named Kirsten go hard every weekend, and most weekdays. There's no explanation for this. It's just factual. If your name is Kirsten u will go absolutely hard AF on a Tuesday for no reason. Not even Fat Tuesday. Just like, next Tuesday. But I digress.). (2) The night started with shots when some frat boys offered to buy u and your squad a round and it snowballed from there. (3) Tables were danced on. (4) Undergarments were removed and u briefly paused because you're on your period, so it stands to reason that panties should be worn for the rest of the night, but u flung them anyway. (5) Karaoke was sung; likely six (6) Rihanna songs back to back. (6) Oral sex occurred in the back of a UBER. (6) Half of the shenanigans were documented on a well-edited snap story. To all u girls in hoodies with the hood up, still marinating in a mix of perspiration and sex fluids from last night, I salute y'all. U made it to brunch. The Angel of Death literally carried u to the restaurant so u could have your egg white omelette and wheat toast. Rest assured baby girl if I see u and your squad, u exactly the girl imma talk to. Your friend Emily who showered and applied make-up? She got nothing I want. That's too much preparation. Too put together. Imma come directly to u, get your number, date u, and then propose to u, so when we at the rehearsal dinner at Girl and the Goat, Emily can be all "SMASH MET KIRSTEN WHEN WE WERE AT BRUNCH AT SNAGGLETOOTH ON SOUTHPORT. KIRSTEN WAS A LITERAL MESS LOL - LIKE I CAN'T EVEN SAY WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE - BUT LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS IN ROUGH SHAPE LOLOL." Exactly, Emily. Go head. Embarrass TF out of Kirsten. All that crazy she did before me just make me love her crazy ass more 😍. She led a crazy life but she mines now...Till the Angel of Death ⚰️ (or divorce court πŸ’°) do us part. Bless up! πŸ†—πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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The jacket looks like something forever 21 would sell for like $7 and when you see it on the rack you're like lmao that looks so dumb I would never wear that but then you see that it's only $7 and you start to consider it like πŸ€”πŸ€” maybe I could wear it like to sleep in or something I mean it's ONLY $7 so you buy it and the cashier pretends not to notice you're buying a jacket made out of literal caprisuns and you get home and hang it up and then forget about it but then a year later you find it again in your closet and you're like!! I never ended up wearing this I should really wear it somewhere so you wear it to like your best friends birthday party or somewhere where you feel comfortable looking dumb af but then you get made fun of so you never wear it again: Before After alivehookertrope STYLIN! The jacket looks like something forever 21 would sell for like $7 and when you see it on the rack you're like lmao that looks so dumb I would never wear that but then you see that it's only $7 and you start to consider it like πŸ€”πŸ€” maybe I could wear it like to sleep in or something I mean it's ONLY $7 so you buy it and the cashier pretends not to notice you're buying a jacket made out of literal caprisuns and you get home and hang it up and then forget about it but then a year later you find it again in your closet and you're like!! I never ended up wearing this I should really wear it somewhere so you wear it to like your best friends birthday party or somewhere where you feel comfortable looking dumb af but then you get made fun of so you never wear it again
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my mum just asked some guy ( who looks like grant mitchell (?) from eastenders ) to her friends birthday party and i'm happy for her and she's acting like a teenage girl going on her first date and it's cute and funny- follow my personal @fml_jade β€’ β€’ { tumblr tumblrpost tumblrtextpost funny tumblrfunny funnytumblr comedy weird memes relatable af fandoms instagood follow cute love bill_wi_the: TWENTY ONE PILOTS Best of Both Worlds" LYRICS Oh yeah Come on Play Heathens" You get the Imo out front on Music Hottest styles, every thee, every color Copy Define Share... Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun It's really you but no one ever discovers my friends are heathens. Iake it In some ways you're keallyour friends Wait for them to ask you who you kn Please don't make any sudden moves Define You don't know the half of the abuse Chil out take it's my friends are heathens. Take it slow Then you rock out the sh Wait for them to Msk you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You get the best of both worlds You don't know the half of the abuse Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds Welcome to the room of people who have rooms of people that they loved one day Docked away The best of both worlds Xust because we check the guns at the door You go to movie premiers (is that Orlando Bloom?) Doesn't mean our brains wil change from hand Hear your songs on the radio Livin' two ives is a little weird Dut schools cool cause nobody knows Yeah vou oet to be a smal town girl boring weekes noah fence but twenty one pilots copied musical genius super/rockstar Hannah Montana my mum just asked some guy ( who looks like grant mitchell (?) from eastenders ) to her friends birthday party and i'm happy for her and she's acting like a teenage girl going on her first date and it's cute and funny- follow my personal @fml_jade β€’ β€’ { tumblr tumblrpost tumblrtextpost funny tumblrfunny funnytumblr comedy weird memes relatable af fandoms instagood follow cute love bill_wi_the

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Tripadvisor user gets destroyed: Eh-i Eh-i oh...: Cupcakes 1600 1 review 52 helpful votes "No atmosphere and rude staff OOOOO Reviewed 24 May 2013 I visited here with 5 friends. Within 10 minutes we were asked to be quiet! We were sitting between two couples who had not complained but we were made to feel unwelcome by the staff. I complained to the manager who said that he had moved 3 tables who complained about us! Honestly we were not that loud at a We decided to leave after the main course but then we were bombarded with free drinks and a birthday cake either the manager felt guilty about asking us to be quiet or they were exaggerating in the first place. This place is ok for a quiet Couple but don't go if you want a chat!!! Visited May 2013 OOOOO Value OOOOO Service OOOOO Atmosphere OOOOO Food Helpful? 52 Thank cupcakes 1600 Report Ask Cupcakes 1600 about Sotto Sotto This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not ofTripAdvisor LLC Antonio A, General Manager at Sotto Sotto, responded to this review, 26 May 2013 I was wondering why this review took so long to arrive. Let's just set the record straight, shall we The group of 6 ladies entered our premises on Saturday night at 9pm. When they arrived they spoke to Davide the assistant manager in a manner that made us question whether or not to give them the table they had booked. It was questionable that possibly a few of the ladies had been drinking as they were exhibiting some of the signs or indications which in this industry we are taught to watch for in order to determine if a person has reached their alcohol limit, however the rest of the group were polite and as it was Cupcakes1600's friend's birthday we decided to seat the party. After the party had been seated they began to get ouder and louder. Simone, the server for this table, politely asked the group if they could please lower their voic just a little. After that the party was a bit better but only for a few minutes then the voices raised again and became even louder and began singing very loudly 'Old McDonald' with an emphasis on the Eh-i Eh-i oh and of course the animal noi The disrespect that was shown not only to us but to all the guests in the restaurant was unlike anything I have ever seen and believe me with over 25 years in this industry l have seen a lot. Atthis point the four neighbouring tables began to omplain and our assistant manager Davide knelt down next to the table of 6 and in a completely inoffensive manner he explained 'When I go out with my friends especially on Saturday night l like to have fun too and l am really glad you are all enjoying yourselves the only thing is if at all possible could we lower the v Jus a little, not for us but for the other guests in the restaurant' Perhaps the group of 6 did not believe they were being too loud but the other 4 tables sitting nearby did not feel the same way. In fact all 4 neighbouring table omplained to us and I even had to move 3 of them. Unfortunately the fourth table was not able to be moved because by that time there were no more available tables away from the undesired area, but thankfully the fourth table were regular guests that have been here several time so when lapologised for the inappropriate noise they understood, accepted our apologies, and thanked me when the group left. It's amusing how the threats made to me in the main hall were failed to be mentioned in this review. Just before the main course was due to arrive and after Davide had spoken to the group, Cupcakes1600 came to me in the main hall and in front of 4 fellow staff members Cupcakes1600 reminded me that our restaurant as number one on TripAdvisor and threatened me that l had better take care' of their bill or else they would write me a review that l would never forget, the four members of Staff witnessing this were as shocked and disturbed as l was. Nice try, howeverlam sorry here at Sotto Sotto we do not negotiate with the terrible, and we ill not be blackmailed Regarding your statement that you were bombarded with free drinks and a birthday cake, it is not at all true. If you remember the only glasses that we kept full during the meal were water glasses. We don't offer birthday cake nor can it be found on any of our menus. It's standard here at Sotto Sotto to offer our guests a complementary taste of limoncello at the end of their meal. Since two hours had past and the group had finished their main courses we offered the standard complementary taste of limoncello which is the same as we do for all our guests when we bring the bill to the table. We also brought a single profitterol with a candle on it, which again we always do for our birthday guests, if dessert is not ordered. It was not a birthday cake. Trust me after what this group caused our other guests to endure we were not going to do anything extra for them. Finally the group left our restaurantand Cupcakes 1600 decided to make an incredible scene yelling how terrible our restaurant was and how she would never come back. To this l can only say thank you and please don't. We all learn our lessons my only regret is not asking this group to leave immediately after l was threatened Tripadvisor user gets destroyed: Eh-i Eh-i oh...
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