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A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this: Keaton Patti Follow eKeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch LAWYER (CONT'D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'l help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs Words scrol1 across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSIC TO0 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIvORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. LAWYER (CONT'D) I have been a lawyer for over 35 weekends and I'm currently dating the Bill of Rights for fun. We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will1 break its heart. There's nothing we can do. LAWYER (CONT'D) Let me use it to send your asbestos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge's gavel for you The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth LAWYER (CONT D) My clients never go to jail town We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado LAWYER (CONT 'D) Remember, you don't pay any money unless you pay us money. Call for a free use of phone The phone digits appear. It's your social security number A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this

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graystar-legacy: queenstravelingdarling: weavemama: you can’t deny the existence of rape culture when our judicial system is ran by these gross ass men who justify it  I’m so fucking done with this country. We aren’t even going backwards in time, we are going to a whole new level of ignorance, hate and evil. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT : The Independent @Independent Arkansas just passed a law that will let rapists sue victims who want an abortion ABORTION REPRO RIGHTS ACLU Arkansas passes law allowing rapists to sue victims who want an abortion independent.co.uk Raw Story@RawStory Rape survivors will go to jail if they refuse to testify in Louisiana: District attorney ow.ly/ Cazp30aRUZV Broadly @broadly This politician says pregnancy from rape or incest is like "beauty from ashes" bit.ly/2nHLiBN 3/24/17, 8:30 AM SIA Gimes Los Angeles Times @latimes At rape sentencing, Utah judge says ex-Mormon bishop is a "good man" lat.ms/2pgYYnP 4/17/17, 12:00 AM TIME Φ @TIME TIME All-male panel fails to end Maryland lavw that forces women to share custody with their rapists VALLARIo All-Male Panel Just Failed Rape Survivors In Maryland motto.time.com graystar-legacy: queenstravelingdarling: weavemama: you can’t deny the existence of rape culture when our judicial system is ran by these gross ass men who justify it  I’m so fucking done with this country. We aren’t even going backwards in time, we are going to a whole new level of ignorance, hate and evil. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT
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royallybaffled: graystar-legacy: queenstravelingdarling: weavemama: you can’t deny the existence of rape culture when our judicial system is ran by these gross ass men who justify it  I’m so fucking done with this country. We aren’t even going backwards in time, we are going to a whole new level of ignorance, hate and evil. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT America really fucking hates women huh WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA: The Independent @Independent Arkansas just passed a law that will let rapists sue victims who want an abortion ABORTION REPRO RIGHTS ACLU Arkansas passes law allowing rapists to sue victims who want an abortion independent.co.uk Raw Story@RawStory Rape survivors will go to jail if they refuse to testify in Louisiana: District attorney ow.ly/ Cazp30aRUZV Broadly @broadly This politician says pregnancy from rape or incest is like "beauty from ashes" bit.ly/2nHLiBN 3/24/17, 8:30 AM SIA Gimes Los Angeles Times @latimes At rape sentencing, Utah judge says ex-Mormon bishop is a "good man" lat.ms/2pgYYnP 4/17/17, 12:00 AM TIME Φ @TIME TIME All-male panel fails to end Maryland lavw that forces women to share custody with their rapists VALLARIo All-Male Panel Just Failed Rape Survivors In Maryland motto.time.com royallybaffled: graystar-legacy: queenstravelingdarling: weavemama: you can’t deny the existence of rape culture when our judicial system is ran by these gross ass men who justify it  I’m so fucking done with this country. We aren’t even going backwards in time, we are going to a whole new level of ignorance, hate and evil. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT America really fucking hates women huh WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA
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