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        jasker:

BAM! CHECK AND MATElol but seriously, i totally understand the struggle of loving and accepting your body when society tells you that your shape is somehow wrong based on ?? arbitrary standards gross people use to control others and profit off their insecurities lol, but i (and jasper asjlkdfl) am here to tell you that there is nothing wrong with the way your body is shaped!!all bodies are good no matter what amount of fat they have, and honestly thinking about the fact that pink diamond actively chose and wanted to be voluptuous and chonky forever always makes me happy haha: singer-snowflake said:
 what would Jasper have to say if someone like me was getting a little bit of a
 belly and wasn't too happy about it? Could you maybe draw it? (Its me... I'm the
 one getting the belly and I can't help but hate it.)

 LOOK
 | ΚΝοw yΟ… Ξ—Ο…ANS
 HAVE WEIRD SOCIETAL
 ISSUES WITH PHYSICAL
 FORMS THAT INLUDE
 PADOING
 JASKERO tumdn

 BUT IF PINK DAMOND CHOSE
 To PERMANENTLY CHANGE HER
 FORM TO AN APPROPRIATELY
 PADDED QUARTrz SOLDIER

 WHAT DOES THAT
 TELL YoU ABOUT EXTRA
 PADDING?
 JASKERetmutn
jasker:

BAM! CHECK AND MATElol but seriously, i totally understand the struggle of loving and accepting your body when society tells you that your shape is somehow wrong based on ?? arbitrary standards gross people use to control others and profit off their insecurities lol, but i (and jasper asjlkdfl) am here to tell you that there is nothing wrong with the way your body is shaped!!all bodies are good no matter what amount of fat they have, and honestly thinking about the fact that pink diamond actively chose and wanted to be voluptuous and chonky forever always makes me happy haha
        

            
            

                
                
                    jasker:

BAM! CHECK AND MATElol but seriously, i totally understand the struggle of loving and accepting your body when society tells you that your shape is somehow wrong based on ?? arbitrary standards gross people use to control others and profit off their insecurities lol, but i (and jasper asjlkdfl) am here to tell you that there is nothing wrong with the way your body is shaped!!all bodies are good no matter what amount of fat they have, and honestly thinking about the fact that pink diamond actively chose and wanted to be voluptuous and chonky forever always makes me happy haha: singer-snowflake said:
 what would Jasper have to say if someone like me was getting a little bit of a
 belly and wasn't too happy about it? Could you maybe draw it? (Its me... I'm the
 one getting the belly and I can't help but hate it.)

 LOOK
 | ΚΝοw yΟ… Ξ—Ο…ANS
 HAVE WEIRD SOCIETAL
 ISSUES WITH PHYSICAL
 FORMS THAT INLUDE
 PADOING
 JASKERO tumdn

 BUT IF PINK DAMOND CHOSE
 To PERMANENTLY CHANGE HER
 FORM TO AN APPROPRIATELY
 PADDED QUARTrz SOLDIER

 WHAT DOES THAT
 TELL YoU ABOUT EXTRA
 PADDING?
 JASKERetmutn
jasker:

BAM! CHECK AND MATElol but seriously, i totally understand the struggle of loving and accepting your body when society tells you that your shape is somehow wrong based on ?? arbitrary standards gross people use to control others and profit off their insecurities lol, but i (and jasper asjlkdfl) am here to tell you that there is nothing wrong with the way your body is shaped!!all bodies are good no matter what amount of fat they have, and honestly thinking about the fact that pink diamond actively chose and wanted to be voluptuous and chonky forever always makes me happy haha
                    
                
            

            
                
                
jasker:

BAM! CHECK AND MATElol but seriously, i totally understand the struggle of loving and accepting your body when society tells you...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        frislander:
elfwreck:

loreweaver:

cameoappearance:

derinthemadscientist:

cameoappearance:

spockglocksrocks:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

literally everyone

Everyone. No, really… everyone.
For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.
For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letterΒ β€œB”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.
For older kids: you’ve probably heard thatΒ β€œto be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.
For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate aΒ β€œB” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them.Β 
For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.
For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce β€œzounds.” 

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.
: SESAME STREET.0
frislander:
elfwreck:

loreweaver:

cameoappearance:

derinthemadscientist:

cameoappearance:

spockglocksrocks:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

literally everyone

Everyone. No, really… everyone.
For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.
For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letterΒ β€œB”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.
For older kids: you’ve probably heard thatΒ β€œto be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.
For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate aΒ β€œB” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them.Β 
For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.
For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce β€œzounds.” 

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

        

            
            

                
                
                    frislander:
elfwreck:

loreweaver:

cameoappearance:

derinthemadscientist:

cameoappearance:

spockglocksrocks:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

literally everyone

Everyone. No, really… everyone.
For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.
For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letterΒ β€œB”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.
For older kids: you’ve probably heard thatΒ β€œto be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.
For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate aΒ β€œB” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them.Β 
For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.
For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce β€œzounds.” 

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.
: SESAME STREET.0
frislander:
elfwreck:

loreweaver:

cameoappearance:

derinthemadscientist:

cameoappearance:

spockglocksrocks:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

literally everyone

Everyone. No, really… everyone.
For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.
For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letterΒ β€œB”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.
For older kids: you’ve probably heard thatΒ β€œto be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.
For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate aΒ β€œB” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them.Β 
For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.
For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce β€œzounds.” 

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        someoneintheshadow456:

dysphoric-varian:

dysphoric-rohan:


dasha-henshins:

outofpocket-prince:


dysphoric-rohan:


such-justice-wow:

roselph:
a murder mystery

Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off

I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child.


Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. 


Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. 

Don’t excuse abuse with β€œthey’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point.


Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. 
My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. 


My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become β€œnormal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said β€œof course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” 
Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was β€œbe considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that. 
: COhen lwas a Kid hada
 big Spongebob plushie that
 Jeasth
 laved to
 was obsessed with
 Spongebob...
 Spongebob
 tooth brush
 paste!
 Ceadouod
 Pis!
 Sponge bob
 Bday Party!
 0ριροφ ρυν
 could
 However,
 whe never
 AME-AVEmy undying
 CAPTAIN! love fo
 Sponge bob
 YoU READY
 KIDSP
 was not
 shared
 with my
 Mother...
 Ias ked her to comment
 and she stated:
 tgrates my
 5ΞΏΟ…
 His tormenting
 laugh haunts my
 dreams to
 this day

 "One day I came home from
 School and my s ponge bob plosh
 was missing from my bed./
 \SPO0ONGEBOB!
 Searched
 everywhere but
 he was nowhere
 to be found...
 never
 Saw him
 ALWE!
 again...

 Years later,mother asked me to
 bring down my pillow covers
 So she could wash them
 ZI||I
 Spongebob wasn't
 misst na...
 He was
 murdered

 She amputate
 his limbs and
 nose
 and turned him into
 a pillow.
 Ga
 Istill cant
 believe yoo di
 that.
 lwas overcome
 with rage
someoneintheshadow456:

dysphoric-varian:

dysphoric-rohan:


dasha-henshins:

outofpocket-prince:


dysphoric-rohan:


such-justice-wow:

roselph:
a murder mystery

Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off

I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child.


Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. 


Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. 

Don’t excuse abuse with β€œthey’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point.


Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. 
My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. 


My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become β€œnormal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said β€œof course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” 
Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was β€œbe considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    someoneintheshadow456:

dysphoric-varian:

dysphoric-rohan:


dasha-henshins:

outofpocket-prince:


dysphoric-rohan:


such-justice-wow:

roselph:
a murder mystery

Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off

I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child.


Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. 


Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. 

Don’t excuse abuse with β€œthey’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point.


Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. 
My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. 


My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become β€œnormal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said β€œof course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” 
Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was β€œbe considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that. 
: COhen lwas a Kid hada
 big Spongebob plushie that
 Jeasth
 laved to
 was obsessed with
 Spongebob...
 Spongebob
 tooth brush
 paste!
 Ceadouod
 Pis!
 Sponge bob
 Bday Party!
 0ριροφ ρυν
 could
 However,
 whe never
 AME-AVEmy undying
 CAPTAIN! love fo
 Sponge bob
 YoU READY
 KIDSP
 was not
 shared
 with my
 Mother...
 Ias ked her to comment
 and she stated:
 tgrates my
 5ΞΏΟ…
 His tormenting
 laugh haunts my
 dreams to
 this day

 "One day I came home from
 School and my s ponge bob plosh
 was missing from my bed./
 \SPO0ONGEBOB!
 Searched
 everywhere but
 he was nowhere
 to be found...
 never
 Saw him
 ALWE!
 again...

 Years later,mother asked me to
 bring down my pillow covers
 So she could wash them
 ZI||I
 Spongebob wasn't
 misst na...
 He was
 murdered

 She amputate
 his limbs and
 nose
 and turned him into
 a pillow.
 Ga
 Istill cant
 believe yoo di
 that.
 lwas overcome
 with rage
someoneintheshadow456:

dysphoric-varian:

dysphoric-rohan:


dasha-henshins:

outofpocket-prince:


dysphoric-rohan:


such-justice-wow:

roselph:
a murder mystery

Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off

I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child.


Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. 


Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. 

Don’t excuse abuse with β€œthey’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point.


Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. 
My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. 


My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become β€œnormal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said β€œof course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” 
Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was β€œbe considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        mdaen:

little-elf-wanders:

cribbysdolls:
Like Hoovervilles.
Okay but seriously, do this. This is the number one way to topple narcissist agendas. You want your name everywhere? You want to be adored? Here’s consequence.Β Now no one will be able to look at you without remembering those kids and how utterly despicable you are. Attach his name all over this shit. Make it impossible for him to get away from it in future years too. #Trumpcamps.
Make this trend. Make it a top google search. Make this his fucking whole presidency. The only thing he did. Trumpcamps.


theres already a urban entry on this, let’s make it bigger
: Danny Aldham
 @daldhanm
 Let's call them #Trumpcamps
 Attach his name to them. Make
 him own it. His name and his
 brand is the ONLY thing he
 cares about. This will be his
 legacy, what everyone in the
 future first thinks of when they
 hear the name Donald Trump
mdaen:

little-elf-wanders:

cribbysdolls:
Like Hoovervilles.
Okay but seriously, do this. This is the number one way to topple narcissist agendas. You want your name everywhere? You want to be adored? Here’s consequence.Β Now no one will be able to look at you without remembering those kids and how utterly despicable you are. Attach his name all over this shit. Make it impossible for him to get away from it in future years too. #Trumpcamps.
Make this trend. Make it a top google search. Make this his fucking whole presidency. The only thing he did. Trumpcamps.


theres already a urban entry on this, let’s make it bigger

        

            
            

                
                
                    mdaen:

little-elf-wanders:

cribbysdolls:
Like Hoovervilles.
Okay but seriously, do this. This is the number one way to topple narcissist agendas. You want your name everywhere? You want to be adored? Here’s consequence.Β Now no one will be able to look at you without remembering those kids and how utterly despicable you are. Attach his name all over this shit. Make it impossible for him to get away from it in future years too. #Trumpcamps.
Make this trend. Make it a top google search. Make this his fucking whole presidency. The only thing he did. Trumpcamps.


theres already a urban entry on this, let’s make it bigger
: Danny Aldham
 @daldhanm
 Let's call them #Trumpcamps
 Attach his name to them. Make
 him own it. His name and his
 brand is the ONLY thing he
 cares about. This will be his
 legacy, what everyone in the
 future first thinks of when they
 hear the name Donald Trump
mdaen:

little-elf-wanders:

cribbysdolls:
Like Hoovervilles.
Okay but seriously, do this. This is the number one way to topple narcissist agendas. You want your name everywhere? You want to be adored? Here’s consequence.Β Now no one will be able to look at you without remembering those kids and how utterly despicable you are. Attach his name all over this shit. Make it impossible for him to get away from it in future years too. #Trumpcamps.
Make this trend. Make it a top google search. Make this his fucking whole presidency. The only thing he did. Trumpcamps.


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 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
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 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
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                    i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
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MORE MEMES: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
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MORE MEMES: bandtshirt
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 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
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        Keep your fellow coworkers safe please: At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
 another employee, says she's his
 niece, and asks when she'll be there.
 The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
 86/18, 7:46 PM
 35.7K Retweets 82.1Kkes
 Always be vague. Say I think they're in
 today or not until later. If they press say
 it's company policy not to give out the
 schedule. Most companies do have this
 and even if they don't how would a
 stranger know. Don't give out specifics,
 they can get people injured or even
 killed.
 At my last job someone came up and
 asked when "Sarah" was working next. I
 didn't tell him and then texted her a
 description, turns out he was an
 abusive ex who had been stalking her
 Don't do this shit please
 Do NOT say anything along the lines of
 "they're not in today" or "not until later
 because you are confirming that this is
 e the person in question can
 be found. NEVER confirm anything!
 r-baby
 My old boss told us a story of how,
 years before when she was a fairly new
 manager ('m talking decades, she's 64
 right now), there was a man who came
 in and asked for an employee by name
 and said he was her uncle. She told him
 the employee's shift started in a coule
 hours. He waited the entire time for her
 and when she came in, he assaulted her
 and bashed her face into the counter
 My boss saw everything. She can't
 recall what he said, but he kept
 to
 call the police
 She told me that story after a man
 came in and asked for when an
 employee, who recently quit, would be
 coming in. I told him she doesn't work
 here anymore and he said to me "Okay
 well I'm her dad so if you see her tell
 her I'll be across the street at the gas
 station. He left and my boss
 IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded
 me for it, then told me that story.
 She gave me some advice on what to
 say or do in that situation:
 .Don't just deny knowing anything,
 deny the person asking. Example
 can't know that information." or
 Can you tell me when 's shift
 are only for
 employees." Additionally, saying
 "I don't know what you're talking
 t." can usually work, it may
 piss them off but it can work.
 on with the customer
 service. "I can't help you with
 that, do you need help (with
 ordering)?" or "Can take your
 order?/Can I help you find (a
 2
 If they persist, insist they leave
 the store. "If you're not going to
 order, please leave the
 or "I can't help you, have a nice
 day." and, if you can, leave. If you
 can't leave, call for or help the
 .
 If they still persist (by now they
 .
 call the police on the basis of
 refusing to leave the premises
 Some people will leave at that
 point, others stay. When the
 police get there, explain the
 situation but still do NOT confirm
 the existence of the employee
 they're looking for to the police
 until they have been escorted out
 of the area.
 Regardless of if the customer know the
 or
 schedule, even if they look
 like the same race and claim to be
 family, you NEVER confirm the
 The only exceptions are if the employee
 tells you themself they're expecting
 someone to come in for them (ASK FOR
 A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and
 if you personally know who they are in
 relation to the employee. When anyone
 I know has to come in because l asked
 them to come in, I describe what they
 look like and what they usually wear. I
 go into deep descriptions, even
 including how they walk.
 You could literally save a life, guys.
 Don't blindly trust your gut either and
 think "But they LOOK innocent" or "But
 they said
 result in someone getting severely hurt,
 "because that can
 ilipinawitch
 I know I joked on this post before but
 seriously
 If youre in the US it is against
 federal law to give out anyones
 IS
 includes numb
 schedules) without writen and
 ers, na
 Just say its against federal law and you
 cant give out that info without risk of
 termination-this will get 99% off your
 back the first time
 Tailor
 Automatic Screenshot Stitching
Keep your fellow coworkers safe please
        

            
            

                
                
                    Keep your fellow coworkers safe please: At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
 another employee, says she's his
 niece, and asks when she'll be there.
 The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
 86/18, 7:46 PM
 35.7K Retweets 82.1Kkes
 Always be vague. Say I think they're in
 today or not until later. If they press say
 it's company policy not to give out the
 schedule. Most companies do have this
 and even if they don't how would a
 stranger know. Don't give out specifics,
 they can get people injured or even
 killed.
 At my last job someone came up and
 asked when "Sarah" was working next. I
 didn't tell him and then texted her a
 description, turns out he was an
 abusive ex who had been stalking her
 Don't do this shit please
 Do NOT say anything along the lines of
 "they're not in today" or "not until later
 because you are confirming that this is
 e the person in question can
 be found. NEVER confirm anything!
 r-baby
 My old boss told us a story of how,
 years before when she was a fairly new
 manager ('m talking decades, she's 64
 right now), there was a man who came
 in and asked for an employee by name
 and said he was her uncle. She told him
 the employee's shift started in a coule
 hours. He waited the entire time for her
 and when she came in, he assaulted her
 and bashed her face into the counter
 My boss saw everything. She can't
 recall what he said, but he kept
 to
 call the police
 She told me that story after a man
 came in and asked for when an
 employee, who recently quit, would be
 coming in. I told him she doesn't work
 here anymore and he said to me "Okay
 well I'm her dad so if you see her tell
 her I'll be across the street at the gas
 station. He left and my boss
 IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded
 me for it, then told me that story.
 She gave me some advice on what to
 say or do in that situation:
 .Don't just deny knowing anything,
 deny the person asking. Example
 can't know that information." or
 Can you tell me when 's shift
 are only for
 employees." Additionally, saying
 "I don't know what you're talking
 t." can usually work, it may
 piss them off but it can work.
 on with the customer
 service. "I can't help you with
 that, do you need help (with
 ordering)?" or "Can take your
 order?/Can I help you find (a
 2
 If they persist, insist they leave
 the store. "If you're not going to
 order, please leave the
 or "I can't help you, have a nice
 day." and, if you can, leave. If you
 can't leave, call for or help the
 .
 If they still persist (by now they
 .
 call the police on the basis of
 refusing to leave the premises
 Some people will leave at that
 point, others stay. When the
 police get there, explain the
 situation but still do NOT confirm
 the existence of the employee
 they're looking for to the police
 until they have been escorted out
 of the area.
 Regardless of if the customer know the
 or
 schedule, even if they look
 like the same race and claim to be
 family, you NEVER confirm the
 The only exceptions are if the employee
 tells you themself they're expecting
 someone to come in for them (ASK FOR
 A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and
 if you personally know who they are in
 relation to the employee. When anyone
 I know has to come in because l asked
 them to come in, I describe what they
 look like and what they usually wear. I
 go into deep descriptions, even
 including how they walk.
 You could literally save a life, guys.
 Don't blindly trust your gut either and
 think "But they LOOK innocent" or "But
 they said
 result in someone getting severely hurt,
 "because that can
 ilipinawitch
 I know I joked on this post before but
 seriously
 If youre in the US it is against
 federal law to give out anyones
 IS
 includes numb
 schedules) without writen and
 ers, na
 Just say its against federal law and you
 cant give out that info without risk of
 termination-this will get 99% off your
 back the first time
 Tailor
 Automatic Screenshot Stitching
Keep your fellow coworkers safe please
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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