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Cute, Family, and Grandma: : Anonymous 08/03/18(Fri)20:49:16 No.4/266749 >have cute little sis Sreally really cute sadly I only see her at weekends due to troubled family >whenever I'm with her I pat her head and we play vidya together swe share the room so we play 87 KB JPG vidya all night everything happy ssuddenly old grumpy grandma shows up >she doesn't like that she spends so much time with me >she doesn't like that we share the room and play vidya all day she talks badly about me to her and tries to make her hate me it works sis suddenly doesn't want to be that close to me >so I stop going >after months of knowing nothing of her I visit hen again just because I was nearby >she changed, she seems more serious and looks unhappy >she doesn't want to talk about it >I start playing vidya and tell her to join me >she refuses alright, 'll play for a bit and then I'm ready to go >she stops me >she asks me if I don't like her anymore >I say I do like her a lot and always will as she's my cute little sis >she hugs me >with tears in her eyes she tells me that she loves me >l tell her I do too sI raise my hand to pat her >she raises her head a bit so I can pat her >I always thought she didn't like me petting her, but she did >she tells me that grandma told her she was weird for playing with me and that really upsettec her she tells me that it didn't seem weird to her and that she missed me a lot sI told her stop believing everything people told to her and to think for herself sshe says she wants to play vidya with me and so we do Now I visit her every weekend again and we play vidya all night long like we always did, we are taking turns beating the Mega Man X games and I'm really happy again, and she looks really happy again l just wanted to tell this to someone, but I don't have anyone else, thanks for reading robots Wholesome greentext about Anons little sister

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Cute, Family, and Grandma: : Anonymous 08/03/18(Fri)20:49:16 No.4/266749 >have cute little sis Sreally really cute sadly I only see her at weekends due to troubled family >whenever I'm with her I pat her head and we play vidya together swe share the room so we play 87 KB JPG vidya all night everything happy ssuddenly old grumpy grandma shows up >she doesn't like that she spends so much time with me >she doesn't like that we share the room and play vidya all day she talks badly about me to her and tries to make her hate me it works sis suddenly doesn't want to be that close to me >so I stop going >after months of knowing nothing of her I visit hen again just because I was nearby >she changed, she seems more serious and looks unhappy >she doesn't want to talk about it >I start playing vidya and tell her to join me >she refuses alright, 'll play for a bit and then I'm ready to go >she stops me >she asks me if I don't like her anymore >I say I do like her a lot and always will as she's my cute little sis >she hugs me >with tears in her eyes she tells me that she loves me >l tell her I do too sI raise my hand to pat her >she raises her head a bit so I can pat her >I always thought she didn't like me petting her, but she did >she tells me that grandma told her she was weird for playing with me and that really upsettec her she tells me that it didn't seem weird to her and that she missed me a lot sI told her stop believing everything people told to her and to think for herself sshe says she wants to play vidya with me and so we do Now I visit her every weekend again and we play vidya all night long like we always did, we are taking turns beating the Mega Man X games and I'm really happy again, and she looks really happy again l just wanted to tell this to someone, but I don't have anyone else, thanks for reading robots Wholesome greentext about Anons little sister via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2O841jm

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Anaconda, Ass, and Donkey: Yesterday at 8:17 AM Ok. Storytime: this is kinda long but PLEASE READ. It's about my experience last night with these fucking border patrol agents. Last night, I rode the greyhound bus from Bakersfield to Las Vegas to visit family. When we got to the California/Nevada state line, as always, there's a checkpoint. (This checkpoint USED to be one where they made sure you weren't carrying fruits into California, bc of an invasive fruit fly species) Anyway... The bus driver makes an announcement: "We are being boarded by Border Patrol. Please be prepared to show your documentation upon request". WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK? So you know I'm ready to act an ASS. I stand up and say LOUDLY I stand up and say LOUDLY: THIS IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR 4TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW THEM *SHIT*! This is illegal. We are not within 100 miles of an international border so that have NO authority to ask you for ANYTHING. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF! And, Since my Spanish sucks, I Google translated how to say that in Spanish and repeated myself: Esto es una violación de los derechos de su cuarta enmienda. ¡No tienes que mostrarles nada! Esto es ilegal No cumples, y no tengas miedo. Están equivocados, y no dejaremos pasar esto The lady next to me did not speak English. She looked terrified. I reassured her that I had her back. The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! 'm not drivina this his so vou have NO The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! I'm not driving this bus, so you have NO RIGHT to ask me for anything! And the rest of you guys don't have to show them anything, either! This is harassment and racial profiling! Don't show them a gotdamn thing! We are not within 100 miles of a border so they have NO LEGAL RIGHT or jurisdiction here! GOOGLE IT!" The agents start to look exasperated, because they can see I'm wiling to act a WHOLE DONKEY. One of them said "Fine. We can see that you're a citizen because of your filthy mouth". And then they just said "go ahead" to the bus driver and got off. Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when they boarded. I felt it was my duty to defend her. We DO NOT LIVE in Nazi Germany. No one should be asked to present "papers" for interstate travel. I defended her, and I defended myself. We DO NOT HAVE to just take this shit LYING down. What those officers did is WRONG and completely illegal. All it took was ONE LOUD ass Black woman to let them know WE ARE NOT WITH THE SHITS. FUCK Y'ALL. And they backed off. Use your voice. Take a risk. Act an ASS. Because if you let them intimidate the poor Spanish speaking woman next to you, who do you think they're coming for next? Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"

Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"