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<p><a href="https://tenderingwitch.tumblr.com/post/175953715509/urban-hedge-witch-aesthetic-plants-growing-through" class="tumblr_blog">tenderingwitch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Urban Hedge Witch Aesthetic</p> <ul><li>Plants growing through pavement cracks.<br/></li> <li>Spray paints sigils in forgotten alleys to protect the neighborhood against gentrification.</li> <li>Knows every magic shop, occult bookstore, and fortune teller within a ten mile radius of their apartment. </li> <li>Enchants subway tokens with spells for safe travel.</li> <li>Charges crystals on the fire escape.</li> <li>Probably busy hexing the patriarchy, capitalism, and white supremacy right now. </li> <li>Feeds stray cats. </li> <li>Loves to explore abandoned buildings. </li> <li>Always dyeing their hair. </li> <li>Tarot readings in Denny’s at 3 am. </li> <li>Can find all the ingredients necessary for any spell at the corner bodega. </li> <li>Combat boots<br/></li> </ul></blockquote>: WITCH RENOLT STROLOGY CRYSTAL 104 MAGIC DYO MUG W E NEED You <p><a href="https://tenderingwitch.tumblr.com/post/175953715509/urban-hedge-witch-aesthetic-plants-growing-through" class="tumblr_blog">tenderingwitch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Urban Hedge Witch Aesthetic</p> <ul><li>Plants growing through pavement cracks.<br/></li> <li>Spray paints sigils in forgotten alleys to protect the neighborhood against gentrification.</li> <li>Knows every magic shop, occult bookstore, and fortune teller within a ten mile radius of their apartment. </li> <li>Enchants subway tokens with spells for safe travel.</li> <li>Charges crystals on the fire escape.</li> <li>Probably busy hexing the patriarchy, capitalism, and white supremacy right now. </li> <li>Feeds stray cats. </li> <li>Loves to explore abandoned buildings. </li> <li>Always dyeing their hair. </li> <li>Tarot readings in Denny’s at 3 am. </li> <li>Can find all the ingredients necessary for any spell at the corner bodega. </li> <li>Combat boots<br/></li> </ul></blockquote>

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<p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettinalevyisdetermined</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://max-out-of-ten.tumblr.com/post/175767294519/pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">max-out-of-ten</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://pfcanimal.tumblr.com/post/175767194069/libertarirynn-myusernameisoneofakind" class="tumblr_blog">pfcanimal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175764229164/myusernameisoneofakind-libertarirynn-owen-is" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote> <p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p> <p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p> </blockquote> <p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p> <p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p> </blockquote> <p>To be fair, Owen’s job never consisted of “shoot this person you love.” </p> <p>So…….yeah.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will say I think Owen is cooler than Quill, but I think a great part of Quill’s character is that he <i>isn’t </i>cool, he just thinks he is.</p> </blockquote> <p>I watched Jurrasic World 2 last weekend, and I gotta agree… Starlord is cool and all, guarding the whole galaxy with his alien buddies… but Owen just oozes COOL! I was actually surprised at how seriously bad-ass Chris Pratt was in this movie! (I never saw the first Jurrasic World. Sorry!)</p><p>Another thing I think should be noted. Not only is Chris Pratt cooler as Owen than Peter… but I think he’s also hotter as well. *_*</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="mcavoys:u47749i-E7TkxeaAOx1_6w:ZdoT6f2ZB3pie"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5749663aeedf31782b127b4ba2a3c416/tumblr_paht3kbiNW1w0gw85o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Could Starlord somersault through an open T Rex mouth? No.</p>: <p><a href="https://bettinalevyisdetermined.tumblr.com/post/175767499379/max-out-of-ten-pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bettinalevyisdetermined</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://max-out-of-ten.tumblr.com/post/175767294519/pfcanimal-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">max-out-of-ten</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://pfcanimal.tumblr.com/post/175767194069/libertarirynn-myusernameisoneofakind" class="tumblr_blog">pfcanimal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175764229164/myusernameisoneofakind-libertarirynn-owen-is" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote> <p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p> <p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p> </blockquote> <p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p> <p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p> </blockquote> <p>To be fair, Owen’s job never consisted of “shoot this person you love.” </p> <p>So…….yeah.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will say I think Owen is cooler than Quill, but I think a great part of Quill’s character is that he <i>isn’t </i>cool, he just thinks he is.</p> </blockquote> <p>I watched Jurrasic World 2 last weekend, and I gotta agree… Starlord is cool and all, guarding the whole galaxy with his alien buddies… but Owen just oozes COOL! I was actually surprised at how seriously bad-ass Chris Pratt was in this movie! (I never saw the first Jurrasic World. Sorry!)</p><p>Another thing I think should be noted. Not only is Chris Pratt cooler as Owen than Peter… but I think he’s also hotter as well. *_*</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="mcavoys:u47749i-E7TkxeaAOx1_6w:ZdoT6f2ZB3pie"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5749663aeedf31782b127b4ba2a3c416/tumblr_paht3kbiNW1w0gw85o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="370" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Could Starlord somersault through an open T Rex mouth? No.</p>
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<p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote> <p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p><p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p></blockquote> <p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p><p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p>: <p><a href="https://myusernameisoneofakind.tumblr.com/post/175764086338/libertarirynn-owen-is-cooler-than-starlord" class="tumblr_blog">myusernameisoneofakind</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175763759584/owen-is-cooler-than-starlord-fight-me-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Owen is cooler than Starlord fight me in the Denny’s parking lot.</p></blockquote> <p>Owem: played with a few velociraptors </p><p>Starlord: Guards the galaxy</p></blockquote> <p>I said “cooler“ not “had more galactic impact“.</p><p>Besides Owen isn’t afraid to leave his girlfriend when he’s got a damn job to do.</p>

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Dennys: Otherworld: halleregina Okay now that I've finally quit Denny's let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is .The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs l've never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn't find anything wrong with it. .People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week. It's open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening .Regular customers included: A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject A little person named Kevin who told me "sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I'm feeling whimsical" o o o An actual group of Neo-Nazis o An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us) o Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time A Scottish landscaper who told us we "couldn't prove he doesn't know Simon Pegg" o I have more these are just off the top of my head halleregina l can't believe I forgot .two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said "No, I'm not a socialist". Dennys: Otherworld
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Dennys: Otherworld: halleregina Okay now that I've finally quit Denny's let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is .The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs l've never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn't find anything wrong with it. .People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week. It's open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening .Regular customers included: A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject A little person named Kevin who told me "sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I'm feeling whimsical" o o o An actual group of Neo-Nazis o An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us) o Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time A Scottish landscaper who told us we "couldn't prove he doesn't know Simon Pegg" o I have more these are just off the top of my head halleregina l can't believe I forgot .two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said "No, I'm not a socialist". Dennys: Otherworld
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Illegal, poor, and uneducated But she learned to speak your language Practiced your accent for decades When her native tongue is her weapon. Lazy, dirty, criminals But gave up her career in medicine, OBGYN Moved here and worked at Denny’s Making miracles out of pennies She changed her purpose, Detoured, and traded her cards in She gave me my name Her narrative is the ink in my pen And you think My mother moved mountains for me Just to switch up the scenery We had the ocean at our feet The only thing missing Was opportunity. So when those mountains moved for me, I knew, Dreams just don’t happen when you sleep originaldreamers saveTPS DACA Repost @9millinena: Do you think My mother moved mountains for me Just to switch up the scenery? Like you, We had the ocean at our feet The only thing missing Was opportunity Illegal, poor, and uneducated But she learned to speak your language Practiced your accent for decades When her native tongue is her weapon. Lazy, dirty, criminals But gave up her career in medicine, OBGYN Moved here and worked at Denny’s Making miracles out of pennies She changed her purpose, Detoured, and traded her cards in She gave me my name Her narrative is the ink in my pen And you think My mother moved mountains for me Just to switch up the scenery We had the ocean at our feet The only thing missing Was opportunity. So when those mountains moved for me, I knew, Dreams just don’t happen when you sleep originaldreamers saveTPS DACA Repost @9millinena

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