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Rs I tried to make rice by myself and idk what the fuck happened but it burnt the bottom of the pan. I chucked that pan so far into the woods can't never let mom know my shame. Then I tried a second time but this time I was feeling myself and dumped half a can of Morton salt in that hoe thinking it was gonna be delectable. That bitch tasted like battery acid and old lady pussy juice. Chucked that bitch in the woods too. For my final attempt I watched a YouTube video on how to make rice. Those fuckers wanted me to put butter and cinnamon sticks into the pot. I said fuck it and bought that candy with cinnamon called red hots and dumped the whole box in and for the butter I just used regular old cocoa butter. πŸ˜ͺ I had to launch that pot into the abyss which I call the forest of failures. I ordered a pizza with anchovies and pineapples to punish myself and then I never went near a stove ever again.: When ur mom tries to make u schedule a doctor appointment by yourself . I need you Rs I tried to make rice by myself and idk what the fuck happened but it burnt the bottom of the pan. I chucked that pan so far into the woods can't never let mom know my shame. Then I tried a second time but this time I was feeling myself and dumped half a can of Morton salt in that hoe thinking it was gonna be delectable. That bitch tasted like battery acid and old lady pussy juice. Chucked that bitch in the woods too. For my final attempt I watched a YouTube video on how to make rice. Those fuckers wanted me to put butter and cinnamon sticks into the pot. I said fuck it and bought that candy with cinnamon called red hots and dumped the whole box in and for the butter I just used regular old cocoa butter. πŸ˜ͺ I had to launch that pot into the abyss which I call the forest of failures. I ordered a pizza with anchovies and pineapples to punish myself and then I never went near a stove ever again.
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