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Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view), couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause from knowing cast members l think this is the most hilarious thing eutsticstevonnie the storybook font is what does it for me deemey Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow. Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: "Spitting is for quitters." This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day Sex at Disneyland
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Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides (such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause From knowing cast members. DISNEYLAND FACT fuckin-georg: deerney: autisticstevonnie: thatdisneyworldblog: I think this is the most hilarious thing the storybook font is what does it for me Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story. So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow. Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water. Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: “Spitting is for quitters.” This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could. And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day. SPITTING IS FOR QUITTERS
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Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause rom knowing cast members. thatdisneyworldblog l think this is the most hilarious thing autisticstevonnie the storybook font is what does it for deerney Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water. Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: Spitting is for quitters. This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they cou And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day 225,723 notes Sep 21st, 2018 The Happiest Place on Earth
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Asian, Definitely, and Omg: ap thebibliosphere: tienriu: thebibliosphere: folly-of-alexandria: justlookatthosesausages: This movie already is the most hilarious animated crossover ever made in history omg @thebibliosphere Sounds perfectly understandable to me. She gie’d her mammy a cake, she turnt intae a big bear, and her old yin tried tae dae her in. If that’s no pure mess, I don’t know wut is. Simples. I’ll be honest, I got the first part of that, and the last part.  But there is an entire sentence in the middle, that evidently is about her father trying to kill her mother, that sounds completely unintelligible to me.  I assumed it was another language - potentially Gaelic but honestly, I’ve never heard that spoken before so I was taking a guess there. I watched Brave and had absolutely no trouble understanding the entire movie so they’re definitely increasing the accent here for comedic value.  But also it’s not just an accent - that second part of the first sentence isn’t understandable even transcribed. I’m a weird one though - I grew up in an asian country (not white), and somehow despite multi-lingual parents and siblings (as is expected in that asian country), my only and mother tongue is English. It’s no Gaelic, it is however Scots :) “Big Yin” is a common Glasgow term, and this is important, cause Billy Connolly who voiced her Da, is from Glasgow. It’s also the name was known by during his rise to fame, and is still affectionately known as “The Big Yin”. It basically means “the big man” (note: a person does not need to be tall or large in stature to be called the big man, sometimes it can mean something else like “boss” or “strong personality”). So yea. Was a nice wee addition to her dialogue, though they’ve made her more Weegie for sure.
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