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Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World
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Ass, Autocorrect, and Bad: wint @dril Following wint @dril Following nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad Me: Have you ever lived there nerd: (his glasses fall off) in hell you are forced to smoke weed 4:19 PM-22 Jul 2014 Me: Catch you later wint @dril Followirn 4:38 PM-3 Auq 2014 wint @dril Following my fuckin opinion of politics? heres my fuckin opinion of politics. not a single senator in the history of the united states, has been white farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you me: no. i won't allow my work to be corrupted by the dolar. 11:25 PM- 30 Mar 2017 6:40 AM -27 Oct 2014 wint @dril Following Economic Economic- drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or Left Right not, 9:20 AM-9 May 2014 wint @dri Following wint @dril Following oop, autocorrect got me. what i meant to say was "i cant wait to eat shit right out of the sewer and suck some outrageously gay clown dicks" 8:06 PM -8 Aug 2014 "don't tread of me", the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most 12:28 PM-2 Aug 2015 wint @dril Following wint @dril Following GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO SCreaming while the road workers slowly pave a road on top of me using my own tax dollar 9:39 AM-26 Sep 2015 CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM'S, FREE ICE 6:54 PM-7 Jun 2011
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4chan, Children, and Community: ALEX J. @ltsAlexJackson 15hv PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY Pyro @Pyro_Wolf99 RETWEET AN MAKE THIS PUBLICLY pedophilia is not a sexuality it's fucking gross an disgusting. I don't care what you say to defend it it's wrong an disgusting signs 4 everyone We werent expecting so many supporters LESBIAN GAY ISEXUAL ENDE PEDOSE 0254 ロ59K 106K furbearingbrick: sleepyartistgirl: nihilismpastry: disneys-hermione-granger: purplesoul-at-hogwarts: wigglecoin: thedeademolga: susie-campbell-123: I’m sorry, I try to stay out of these debates as much as possible, but this has to stop. If the LGBTQ+ actually ends up allowing this to happen, and adds a “P” for Pedosexual as an actual orientation? I’m fucking done. A child cannot fucking consent. You damn “Pedosexual” need to go die in a fire. You aren’t wanted here and no one wants any of your shit. You are a threat to children. They don’t know any better for consent or not, you are a predator and you eat shit. I don’t normally say this kind of vulgar stuff, but if you consider yourself a “Pedosexual”, you are welcome to go die. This world doesn’t have room for you anymore, nor did it ever have room for you. We are concerned about be safety of our children and you are endangering them. If you are a Pedosexual or a Pedosexual sympathizer, please leave my blog immediately. Why doesn’t this have more notes?! ​it doesnt have more notes cause the post was made like today damn, that being said spread this like wildfire P FOR PAN, NOT FOR PEDO Fuck off pedosexuals, pedophilies, MAPs, and whoever else falls into this category. Look, I’m straight and have very little to do with the community outside being support for my friends who dwell in it. However, this will make everyone involved in the LGBT+ community have a much harder time being accepted. I promise you the minute someone like my mother saw this sort of post? Her first reaction would be along the lines of: “They really are vile.”  You do not want that.  No one in their right mind would ever even CONSIDER supporting this community again if this actually ends up becoming ‘official’.  @furbearingbrick stop. cease. desist. WHOA. while it’s sadly true that pedophiles are trying to muscle their way into the queer community, this particular image is the product of a homophobic false-flag operation by 4chan. Details on the thread in question here: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lgbtp-adding-letter/ @susie-campbell-123 @sleepyartistgirl
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Ass, Fucking, and Head: MEMO: ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the Management has compiled the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and memorize the code phases so the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. NEW PHRASE OLD PHRASE No Fucking Way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a Fuck. Ask me if I give a Fuck. It's not my Fucking problem. What the Fuck Fuck it. It won't work. Why the Fuck didn't they tell me this sooner. When the Fuck do they expect me to do this? Who the Fuck cares? He's got his head up his ass Eat shit Eat shit and die. Eat shit and die Motherfucker What the Fuck do they want from me? Kiss my ass. This job sucks. Who the hell died and made you boss? Blow me. I'm not certain that's feasible Really? Perhaps you should check with... Of course I'm concerned. wasn't involved with that project. Interesting behavior I'm not sure I can implement this. I'll try to schedule that. Perhaps I can work late. Are you sure it is a problem? He's not familiar with this problem. You don't say. Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? They weren't happy with it? So you'd like my help with it. I love a challenge. You want me to take care of this? l see Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)
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Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's the funniest thing ever @ theblessedone TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me.Really Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck It's not my fucking problem. ....Perhaps you should check with <name> Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . What the fuck? Fuck it, it won't work.ans Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that nteresting behaviour . I'm not sure I can implement this. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares?. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass.. Eat shit. Eat shit and die Eat shit and die, motherfucker... What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it? He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Excuse me? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? Kiss my asS. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣
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Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, dogs ar insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World
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