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Animals, Books, and Ignorant: A DELTA HOFSTETTER/ST TSA PRECHK SK IR 1 006 DL 7 21 FEB op or server 69A DOCS BOARDING PASS SKY PRIORITY HOFSTETTER/STEVEN IR S 10A DLA 21 FEB PREM LOS ANGELES TOKYO-HANEDA OPERATED BY DELTA AER LINES TNC 13 While walking to my gate at LAX, l noticed a woman whose dog was in the middle of doing its business. The woman was loudly face-timing with her back to the dog, so l assumed she didn't notice. That was likely the thought shared by the gentleman who tried to get her attention. Excuse me, miss?" he said, in a polite tone. The woman glared at him. "Your dog," he sheepishly continued, pointing to the mid-poop pup The woman rolled her eyes and went back to face time as the man slinked away, seemingly embarrassed "Some people," she bellowed to her face-time companion with no hint of irony, "are just so damned rude 33 When her dog finished, the woman started walking away, leaving everything right on the airport floor. Another woman tried to stop her "You're not going to clean that up?" she asked, as shocked as the rest of us were "They have people for that," the offender replied, disappearing into the crowd, as much as someone yelling into their phone can disappear into a crowd stood near the pile and warned people to walk around it while someone else got a maintenance worker's attention. No one said anything -we were so shocked that anyone could be that horrible When I got to my gate, the woman was there, too. Great we were both going to Tokyo. When I travel abroad, l get embarrassed by other Americans doing things one hundred times less embarrassing than leaving animal feces on the floor of an airport. To make it worse, her dog was now barking at everyone who walked by have nothing against people flying with their dogs, l do it often. But it is a privilege l take seriously. My dog is well- trained and behaves better than most people. He certainly behaves better than that asshole Speaking of assholes, there is a pet relief area inside LAX past security, just two gates away from where The Party Pooper let her dog go to town. It didn't matter she was the type of person to litter three feet from an empty garbage Can While her dog barked at the world, the woman had moved from face-timing with no headphones to listening to music with no headphones. I don't like to throw around the word "sociopath" but I don't know how else l could explain just how selfish and terrible of a person she was. I'd bet her car was somewhere in long-term parking, parked across three spots with paint on the bumper from the child's bike she hit without leaving a note Everyone else tried to ignore her, sitting as far away from her as they could. I am not everyone else I sat down right next to the horrible woman. "Are you going to London on business? I said "I'm going to Tokyo," she responded gruffly, annoyed that l interrupted her DJing "Oh, I said. Then you better hurry. That flight got moved to gate 53C. This is the flight to London." figured l could give her a little moment of panic as payback for how terribly she was treating everyone. didn't predict what would happen next. She grabbed her bags and her dog in a huff, and stormed out of the gate without even checking. She was so self-involved, she didn't notice that the monitor at our gate still said Tokyo and almost everyone at the gate was Japanese Based on her actions, she believed me that the fight had been moved, so she's also an asshole for not thanking me "Some people," I thought as l watched her rush away from the gate without stopping her, "are just so damned rude The flight to Tokyo was at gate 69A, so the 53 gates were on the other side of the next terminal. And felt guilty knowing she probably berated some poor clerk who had to explain to her that there was no gate 53C I don't know if she made it back to this flight before we took off or not, but I didn't see her board and I don't hear her dog. Her missing her flight Was not my original intention, but it would be a fine punishment for her being so rude to everyone and making a low-paid stranger clean feces off the floor. What makes me wonder if I went too far is the knowledge that Delta only has one flight to Tokyo each day. Whoops Maybe she can re-book on another airline. l hear they have people for that EDIT For those of you who want to play internet detective and demand to see my ticket, I'm a stand-up comedian with a show in LA last night and a show in Tokyo tonight. But if that's not enough for you here's my ticket Comedian plays epic airport prank on nasty woman and kind of gets revenge
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Fbi, Ignorant, and Memes: Democrats I DEMAND that Trump's National Security Advisor, Michael Flynn, be arrested for treason and charged with violating the Logan Act for secretly communicating with Russian officials to undermine American foreign policy. SHARE IF YOU AGREE! You know what to do! It's not enough that he just resigned... he needs to be arrested and tried for treason. An investigation is also in order as to what Trump knew, when he knew it, and why he chose to IGNORE the Department of Justice's warning that Flynn was being actively blackmailed by Putin's Russia. Something smells fishy! According to the Washington Post: "From that call and subsequent intercepts, FBI agents wrote a secret report summarizing ยญFlynnโ€™s discussions with Kislyak. Yates, then the deputy attorney general, considered Flynnโ€™s comments in the intercepted call to be โ€œhighly significantโ€ and โ€œpotentially illegal,โ€ according to an official familiar with her thinking. Yates and other intelligence officials suspected that Flynn could be in violation of an obscure U.S. statute known as the Logan Act, which bars U.S. citizens from interfering in diplomatic disputes with another country." According to the New York Times: "The Justice Department had warned the White House that Mr. Flynn had misled senior Trump administration officials about whether he had discussed American sanctions against Vladimir V. Putinโ€™s regime during a secret phone call with Russiaโ€™s ambassador to the United States weeks before the inauguration, and that he could be open to blackmail by Russia, said a former senior official." Read more here: http:-wapo.st-2lJm1Cs and here: http:-nyti.ms-2kqyI3S

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Baller Alert, Finance, and Memes: President Obama Seeks to Secure $1 Billion for Schools with Low- Income Students @baller alert President Obama Seeks to Secure $1 Billion for Schools with Low-Income Students โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As inauguration day draws closer, the Obama administration is looking to implement a last-minute policy that could finance schools with large numbers of low-income students. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to CNN, the policy, written by the Department of Education, could force several school districts to limit-cut spending at well-financed elementary and secondary schools to be able to transfer about $1 billion dollars to schools with a large amount of students from low-income families. The policy is currently under review by the White House budget office. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € However, it has stirred up a a lot of trouble among Republican lawmakers and school administrators who are against the new potential policy, claiming it to be โ€œunnecessaryโ€ and โ€œunwarranted federal overreach.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Source say the policy was first brought up in September, but since the election, the department has rushed to adopt the policy, in light of DonaldTrumpโ€™s forthcoming presidency. If it is done by Friday at noon, there is nothing the Trump administration can do, unless Congress overturns it, reports state. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œIf this were to be finalized, it would be a huge deal because itโ€™s saying how local and state money inside school districts is to be distrubuted acorss schools,โ€ a school-finance expert at Georgetown University said. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Additionally, the policy has the ability to โ€œsignificantly improve achievement for students,โ€ in low income schools, as a former Education Department official, Scott Sargrad states. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œThis is the federal government explicitly saying poor students need to have at least the same resources as their higher-income counterparts. Thatโ€™s a significant step for the federal government to say that,โ€ Sargrad said. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € At this time, the regulation is still under review.

President Obama Seeks to Secure $1 Billion for Schools with Low-Income Students โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As inauguration d...

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