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Bless Up, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: look at those little white socks! @Dr Smashlove Shout to u girls that's needy Bruh I fucks with y'all. To be honest? I can't fuck with a girl that's not needy. Why you so un-needy all of a sudden? You texting somebody else? GOOD. HAVE A GREAT LIFE WITH HIM - GOODBYE AF. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nah but real talk I need a girl where I pass out and fall asleep early one night and wake up to 16 progressively angrier texts. "Hey you ๐Ÿ˜Š"..."Heyyyyy"..."why are you ignoring me lol"..."SUP MOTHERFUCKER WYA". And then two WhatsApp messages: "OH HEY - THE FUCK YOU AT"..."YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TESTING ME." Then a Snapchat of just the Punani with the following overtext: "MEMORIZE THIS PUNANI THAT YOU WILL *NEVER* TOUCH AGAIN OL LYING ASS - TRIFLING ASS - IGNORING LOOKIN ASS - BITCH U AIN'T SHIT. DELETE ME. BECAUSE I ALREADY BLOCKED YOU." And then the Grand Finale. The Copestone. The Coupe de Grรขce. This is reserved for the absolute craziest of the crazies. The email on your work email server. Subject line: "Hey". Text: "hey. Just worried about you baby. You ok? Because you better not be. You literally better be kidnapped and held hostage in a basement somewhere because if you're alive and we'll I'm gonna come blow up the skyscraper you work in - FYI. Goodbye. You're blocked over text so reply via email please - thank you." That's it. That right there is true love. Ain no such thing as needy and un-needy Bruh. She either so in love that she go to sleep plotting on how she gon kill you (after she experience that perfect dick one last time) - or she just think u aight. As for me? I prefer true love ๐Ÿค—. May u all find someone who will not only kill for you, but will also literally kill you - like slit your throat out of passionate love ๐Ÿ˜. Ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Laundry, Memes, and Two-Face: FEBRUARY ZODIAC ADAM ELLIS BUZZFEED S5 ARIES O GEMINI TAURUS Look, there's no easy way to Stop buying new underwear & People say you're two-faced, tell you this, but someone is just do the laundry you've but that's just because you're poisoning all your vegetables been putting off for 2 months completely two-faced. Sadly It's really gross and we're Avoid carrots until March your dark side will be front And avoid Zucchini forever starting to worry about you and center this month. Warn because it's disgusting Also invest in Snapple stock. your loved ones now VIRGO Throw a fun dinner party this Ah, Leo! You're the most royal This will be a perfect month month! So what if the last one of signs. Guess who else was to finally start using that slow cooker you got for Christmas was a total disaster. It's not a royal Charles ll of Spain your fault everyone got sick. He was deformed and insane four years ago. Just make sure to wash it out first. It But maybe in the future don't due to decades of inbreeding has spiders living in it now let raw chicken sit out all night. Isn't that gross? Haha COR PIO SAGITTARIUS Take a trip in February. Puerto t's all about balance for you Honestly I'm not even gonna and February will be a trying give a horoscope for Scorpio Vallarta is lovely this time of time. Maybe if people realized because Scorpios are fucking year! And by the time you get terrifying and I don't want to back, everyone you pissed off What a star you are, you wouldn't have to go apeshit make anyone mad. Just make in January will have hopefully all the time and break stuff up your own, okay? Great move on CAPRICORN PISCES AQUARIUS This is a good month to pick up Do you ever sit alone in your You're so romantic, and this is a new hobby. Like pottery! room for so long that you the most romantic month of Or maybe tennis! Enter a pie start to wonder if maybe the all! Shower your loved ones baking contest! Start a fight apocalypse happened outside with gifts! If you're single, buy club! Become a hit man! Poison and you're the only human yourself something nice. Like an Aries' vegetables! left? Well guess what! It's true a bottle of wine & a TV dinner Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.
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