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Candy, Meme, and Target: Gorni's Color Pallettes Blooy Musar Sea Dragon Radioactive Pretty n Pink Clear Skies Passionfruit Desert Sunset Harajuku Swamp Fever Choco-Latte Cotton Candy Seafoam Baby Boy Baby Gir Lemon Whip ← 一Monochrome Rainbow Feel free to use corniival.tumbIr.com corniival:Have some color pallettes I made. 3Also, I know I don’t exactly have a regular upload schedule but,, yeah.Feel free to inbox me and commission me, btw, if you’d like me to do something for YOU with this meme 3

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Best Friend, Funny, and Love: There are a million reasons why I love you. You make me laugh, you take care of me when I'm sick you're sweet, caring. But the main reason is you're my best friend. You're the best friend I've ever had. I love you because you're funny and you make me feel loved and you make me feel safe. But the mairn reason I love you is you make me happy. You make me happy all the time. How I Met Your Mother Quotes The greatest relationship of all time. #HIMYM https://t.co/A6Q7OUNnFK

The greatest relationship of all time. #HIMYM https://t.co/A6Q7OUNnFK

Barney, Funny, and Memes: Robinshouldntbewith Barney sheshould be with me Idon't want to hat There it was, the words that some deep, dark part of me always wanted to hear. But it's funny. Once you actually hear those words out loud... This scene.. #HIMYM https://t.co/nwwb5Zp1tf

This scene.. #HIMYM https://t.co/nwwb5Zp1tf

Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/Ask Those who have weird neighbors, wh does your neighbor do that is weird or creepy? Discussion 4 19.6k 8.6k Share BEST COMMENTS 14h So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy. Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my mail box, when I open it I find the crosswords done (I don't do them or give a damn) A day I decided to try catch who's doing my crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide to give up. One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a night out, while I was passing by the mailbox; nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOTIT it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring at my door time to time, and scratching his head). Next day: I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car discretely. He took some time to open the door, then found it, I swear it was the happiest person like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt asleep lol. The next day: i was getting back home from work, he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess something) and brought some cookies. We stayed talking about his WW2 service and how the world changed. I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he passed away 1 year ago May he Rest In Peace Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5

Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5

Funny, Bank, and Thought: When you thought you had $3.47 in your bank account but you check and you actually have $4.34 Ayeeee im rich!!😂😂

Ayeeee im rich!!😂😂

Birthday, Friday, and Shopping: fuck-kirk My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going? Boyfriend: well, I'M going SHOPPING. I'm gonna go buy MYSELF something for m birthday since YOU didn't. Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won't be ready till Friday Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it's getting sized and will be ready on Friday: Heres hoping he said yes!

Heres hoping he said yes!

Love, Good, and Hitler: ryan @yeetztweetz everyone always asking if you would kill baby hitler but no one asking if you'd give baby hitler love and care and make him a better person 7:13 AM 06 Feb 18 676 Retweets 6,012 Likes Good Point

Good Point

Bad, Chelsea, and Homeless: The Telegraph @Telegraph Follow Former rough sleeper Ed Sheeran wins permission for "anti-homeless" gates outside £8m London home Former rough sleeper Ed Sheeran wins permission for "anti-homeless" gates.. Pop superstar Ed Sheeran, who spent nights sleeping rough on the streets of London early in his career, has won planning permission to install "anti-homeless" r... telegraph.co.uk feminismisahatemovement: holybucketbatman: fuck-ler: capatalismnt: Please don’t pay for his music. also don’t listen to it, it’s extremely bad He’s wanting to do this to his home: He submitted the proposal to the Kensington and Chelsea Borough Council and the plan was rejected because the proposed four-foot-high railings (fence) and simple cast iron gate (which was chosen purely privacy and security for the front of the home) were considered “too domestic” looking for the former industrial area. The council gave Sheeran a list of options for privacy “railings”, and after changing the proposal Sheeran was given permission that was more in line with the neighbourhood, which is in a conservation area. A direct quote from Sheeran states: “Dear Natalie Edwards from The Sun newspaper. Your story is bollocks, I have done lots of work in the past for Crisis and Shelter and would never build railings outside my home for that reason.The reason was to keep the paps that you employ from being on my doorstep. Have a good day.” this comment has been substantiated by the local police and security companies that Sheeran and his neighbours have had to contact previously when paparazzi have been taking photographs not only of Sheeran’s house but inside his windows, and constantly knocking on his door and yelling outside his house. Think about this for a moment, a guy bought a house and fixed it up, he was trying to gain some privacy by asking for a simple fence and gate to indicate the property line and gain some distance from the paps, - which the police and council said was fine - and the newspapers who can no longer use these ill-gotten photos and are probably pissed have managed to spin this story to make it seem that this guy (whether you like his music or not), is an asshole and is anti-homeless. And you’re all eating this shit up and believing the newspapers, even though the Sun and Telegraph are well known across the UK for making shit up and lying. smh. These days you have to fact-check 97% of newspaper articles as much as reddit trolls.

feminismisahatemovement: holybucketbatman: fuck-ler: capatalismnt: Please don’t pay for his music. also don’t listen to it, it’s extreme...

Be Like, Time, and All The: aurko @_aurko it be like dat sometimes but recently it be like dat all the time It be like that 🤷‍♂️😂 https://t.co/rEGo1qyk92

It be like that 🤷‍♂️😂 https://t.co/rEGo1qyk92

Time, Relatable, and Who: pumi @TLOPumi Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late? sign me up pls

sign me up pls

Children, Jesus, and Muslim: AMERICAN MIDDLE-SCHOOLS CAUGHT FORCING STUDENTS TO DO MUSLIM PRAYERS 5 TIMES A DAY. TIME 2 REVOKE FUNDING! RT!! Replying to @cuckpatroller This is what decades of rejecting Jesus Christ has done to this nation the children are worshiping Satan it's a tornado drill. into-the-spirals-of-my-eyes: You can see from the fact that they’re not facing the same direction and not wearing the proper clothing that this isn’t a muslim prayer, it’s a goddamn tornado drill. OK but do you honestly think people who mistake a tornado drill for Muslim prayers are super familiar with Muslim praying customs?

into-the-spirals-of-my-eyes: You can see from the fact that they’re not facing the same direction and not wearing the proper clothing that ...

Life, School, and Wow: Optimize Your Life @MattLaneWrites I graduated from law school 6years ago with $250,000 of student loan debt. But after years of hard work and tens of thousands of dollars of payments, I can officially say that I now owe $315,000 Hooray! wow! incredible!

wow! incredible!

Bitch, Memes, and 🤖: If you have chemistry you only need one other thing And what's that? Timing. But timing's a bitch “Timing, but timing’s a bitch.” #HIMYM https://t.co/kuuzU6eD0w

“Timing, but timing’s a bitch.” #HIMYM https://t.co/kuuzU6eD0w

Be Like, Time, and Relatable: aurko @_aurko it be like dat sometimes but recently it be like dat all the time it really do

it really do

Being Alone, Birthday, and Memes: When she promise you a 3 sum for ya birthday but she bring her friend you already fucked It’s my birthday, I’ll furiously beat off alone if I want to...

It’s my birthday, I’ll furiously beat off alone if I want to...

Memes, Shit, and Gaming: When you don't have a mic but still need to talk to your teammates: Shit you ar Shit @pms is a must follow 😂 gaming

@pms is a must follow 😂 gaming

Memes, Good, and Old: A pretty face gets old. A nice body will change. But a good woman will always be a good woman ea A pretty ....

A pretty ....

Bad, Bless Up, and Costco: I've been petting him like this for the past 15 minutes. He loves it. Vid: Reddit u:wizsik |@DrSmashlove Is it bad if I buy a flat screen TV for my office and play this therapeutic-a$$ video on constant infinite repeat bc *literally goes to COSTCO, buys unreasonably large flat screen, brings it to register* Reasonably cute 46 year old cashier with upper t!tty tattoo: “I’m comin to YOUR house for movie night 😊.” Me: “it’ll be in my office playing dog videos on repeat but you’re welcome to come there but u gon have to dress business casual and also we ain’t gon hook up we just gon watch doggies I don’t do that type of thing in the office 😊.” Cashier: “😳.” Me: “here go my COSTCO card Susan just ring me up so I can grab my slice of pizza and dip pls bless up.” 🤗😂😂

Is it bad if I buy a flat screen TV for my office and play this therapeutic-a$$ video on constant infinite repeat bc *literally goes to COST...

Memes, Browns, and 🤖: "It is a weight off your shoulders." But the @Browns want more: https://t.co/MCfQwAiWEw https://t.co/nBABuXRAQM

"It is a weight off your shoulders." But the @Browns want more: https://t.co/MCfQwAiWEw https://t.co/nBABuXRAQM

Memes, Fuck, and Via: r/memes u/mishft 4h A friendly reminder when you genuinely enjoy a post and start to scroll but then you remember you forgot to drop an upvote hold up t 1.6k џ28 T, Share Failed to upvote, please try again later. excuse me what the fuck Well, i tried via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Djhkx2

Well, i tried via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Djhkx2

Driving, Life, and Good: Ashley Ponticelli @ashponticelli Sometimes I feel like l got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it I legit still don’t know how to use my car and what all the buttons do. And also sometimes I get so into my thoughts that I forget that I’m driving!! Hahah... good talk.

I legit still don’t know how to use my car and what all the buttons do. And also sometimes I get so into my thoughts that I forget that I’m ...

Fucking, Love, and Good: Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire You're so fucking lucky if you're madly in love and it's reciprocated and if the relationship is healthy and innocent and pure and full of nothing but good intentions 10:29 AM 19 Sep 18 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes A healthy relationship

A healthy relationship

Ariel, Books, and Life: Ariel Clements @ariels view of life 92 I may be in my late 20s but my Hinge date rolled up to our picnic with rosé and coloring books and I am SO glad we matched This @hinge date knows what’s up.

This @hinge date knows what’s up.

Being an Adult, Funny, and Freedom: Being an adult is mostly just having the freedom to do everything you wanted to do as a kid, but not being able to enjoy it @tank.sinatra That about sums it up

That about sums it up

Facebook, Memes, and facebook.com: When u wanna go out but can't find a good outfit to wear LASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartimemes

Instagram, Life, and Nihilist: i wish life were PAIN @sadpeoplememes as in bread in french BUT INSTEAD it's just as in constant suffering www.instagram.com/sadpeoplememes

www.instagram.com/sadpeoplememes

Funny, Growing Up, and Lmao: Cruckln i used to hate this mf growing up lmao like how are you always sad and depressed but now i understand. @uhbounce honestly Eeyore is a mood Lmaooo

Lmaooo

Jerry Springer, The Jerry Springer Show, and Memes: IF DR. FORD TESTIFIES A prediction by Dixon Diaz, 09/21/2018 1. When she enters the room, the Democrats will give her a sustained standing ovation like she was Neil Armstrong returning from the first moon landing 2. Instead of asking her questions, each Democrat will make a long speech praising her courage as though she were the combined souls of Rosa Parks, Harriet Tubman, Susan B. Anthony and Florence Nightengale 3. The gallery will be filled with the same kind of paid loonies who disrupted the hearings before turning the hearing into The Jerry Springer Show. 4. The testimony itself will be vague and ambiguous, but heavy with emotion - like everything else Democrats say Save this, and see if I got it right next week.

Save this, and see if I got it right next week.

Love, Memes, and Help: The horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult but then realize that you are an adult. So you look for an older adult, someone successfully adulting. An adultier adult. Send help 😫 Follow my love @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

Send help 😫 Follow my love @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

Drunk, Fucking, and Funny: "Drunk isn't an excuse" well I'm fucking sorry but there's not a chance in this fucking world I would act like that sober @sarcasm only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Memes, Ice Cream, and 🤖: LAD BIBL E 'He was just supposed to lick the ice cream but ended up eating half of it' 😂 @ldr313

'He was just supposed to lick the ice cream but ended up eating half of it' 😂 @ldr313

Memes, Buckle, and Space: knuckle if you buckle @zoexrain when I need my space but l also want attention Tag this person

Tag this person

Children, Food, and Fuck You: 12:28 1 Tweet 2d Free school meals are not free. I'm paying for food for children whose parents don't think their kids are worth making an effort for. 137 1 8 1h Have you ever met a Tamily whose children are on free school meals? Think you'll find that a lot of them are in work but not earning enough to get by. I was on free school meals (albeit in the 90s) and hada single mum in full time work. What more could she have done? 2 I've met them. l'm one if them. My mum was also single and in full time work. What's your point Your mother was just too lazy, right? 2 7 m Fuck you. What gives you the right to slag off someone's mum without even knowing them. Cunt. Tweet your reply memehumor: That lack of self awareness

memehumor: That lack of self awareness

Apparently, Friends, and News: Professional comedian friend of mine who was born with Tourette's Ye at 5:14 PM The lady waxing my eyebrows just told me that I don't actually have Tourettes, I just need to "take Milk of Magnesia every night" and apparently if I tell my body to stop twitching, like I mean it, it will listen! So, that's great news! I can't believe everyone with medical degrees has been diagnosing me wrong for so long So I guess, the last 20-some years of thinking I have Tourettes have just been one GIANT April Fools Day joke Well played world, well played nd 194 others 24 Comments S K Like Comment Share Our mutual friend's mom, who's part of one of those natural vitamin pyramid schemes That's awesome!! Congratulations! memehumor: …But have you tried natural vitamin supplements?

memehumor: …But have you tried natural vitamin supplements?

Ass, Blackpeopletwitter, and Taco Bell: My boytriend died but I'm gonna sprinkle his ashes over a 7-layer Burrito from Taco Bell so he can fuck this ass up one last time I don’t know if that’s a good idea (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I don’t know if that’s a good idea (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Dumb, and God: @breelektra dear God please let me marry a man this dumb. I deserve it Daily Mail Celebrity @Daily MailCelelb Justin Bieber is worth $265m but 'refuses to get a prenup' when he marries Hailey Baldwin as he thinks he will be married 'forever' dailym.ai/2NmFhb6 9/20/18, 4:50 AM 30.1K Retweets 141K Likes “I deserve it” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

“I deserve it” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Gym, She, and Woman: Get a woman you'd miss the gym for, but she won't let you @doyouevenwomen 🙋

@doyouevenwomen 🙋

Square, Indianpeoplefacebook, and Dhoni: Dhoni Asked Rohit Sharma To Bring The Fielder To Square Leg And On The Next Ball, Dhawan Took The Catch At Square Leg! AUGHING Dhoni Ne Captaincy Jaroor Chhordi Hai But Captaincy Ne Dhoni Ko Ab Tak Nahin Chhorda #RohitSharma #MSDhoni #AsiaCup2018 #IndVBan

#RohitSharma #MSDhoni #AsiaCup2018 #IndVBan

Bailey Jay, Tumblr, and Birds: What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The answer is the feathers. 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. That was deep and I did not anticipate that. memehumor: Too deep

memehumor: Too deep

Being Alone, Food, and Lurking: Yesterday at 7:01 AM > today I let a house rat live. > This rat was always eating my tinapays (cheap bread in Filipino) at night. > This rat was also disturbing me when I'm watching porn at night. > Sometimes I see him lurking on my unwashed dishes and stuffs. > He also ate my box of chocolates I was planning to give to someone and the roses too. And ruined my newly bought ACG Windbreaker jacket. > So in my disgusts, I setup a clever water trap. > I was planning to let and watched him drown without mercy. > He was very persistent and eager to live that it took me over three hours watching him paddle for his own survival not knowing that he hasn't evern have the slightest chance to survive on the water trap I setup. > And in those hours I remembered, Tasih how to clean my dishes ight nter eating - Twas the rat who urged me to keep my food in the right places > Twas him, the rat who showed me that when I don't keep my place tidy and neat, rats and shit show up. > So I picked him up right before he drowned himself to the trap I purposely built for him. > Headed to the park (front of my apartment's bldg) > Gave him some leftover tinapays so he could eat before we part. > Say my goodbyes, and gently I let him run on the ground and let him live > Its all quite a bit sad because I'm all alone now, but, - Thank you Mir. Rat, for teaching me how to adult. Thank you An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU

An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU

Being Alone, Food, and Lurking: Yesterday at 7:01 AM > today I let a house rat live. > This rat was always eating my tinapays (cheap bread in Filipino) at night. > This rat was also disturbing me when I'm watching porn at night. > Sometimes I see him lurking on my unwashed dishes and stuffs. > He also ate my box of chocolates I was planning to give to someone and the roses too. And ruined my newly bought ACG Windbreaker jacket. > So in my disgusts, I setup a clever water trap. > I was planning to let and watched him drown without mercy. > He was very persistent and eager to live that it took me over three hours watching him paddle for his own survival not knowing that he hasn't evern have the slightest chance to survive on the water trap I setup. > And in those hours I remembered, Tasih how to clean my dishes ight nter eating - Twas the rat who urged me to keep my food in the right places > Twas him, the rat who showed me that when I don't keep my place tidy and neat, rats and shit show up. > So I picked him up right before he drowned himself to the trap I purposely built for him. > Headed to the park (front of my apartment's bldg) > Gave him some leftover tinapays so he could eat before we part. > Say my goodbyes, and gently I let him run on the ground and let him live > Its all quite a bit sad because I'm all alone now, but, - Thank you Mir. Rat, for teaching me how to adult. Thank you An Unlikely Friend

An Unlikely Friend

Meme, Memes, and Phone: When you have the perfect meme for a situation but you have to search through your 8,000+ meme archive to find it I need to clean out my phone. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2PUSa9j

I need to clean out my phone. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2PUSa9j

Memes, Earth, and Physics: The Flat Earth Society 20 hrs e The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. ltr Like Comment Share Write a comment Physics-Astronomy.comsay that again, but stowly Like Reply 1,986 20 hs Wait what

Wait what

Ass, Bitch, and Cute: delaney @delaneyzhane i stopped calling people ugly once learned that ugly isn't real, it's about perspective. i might not think u cute, but somebody does. u might think I'm the ugliest bitch u ever seen, but somebody plotting to eat my ass. see? perspective 9/16/18, 11:15 PM Stopped calling people ugly

Stopped calling people ugly

Reddit, Saw, and School: r/AskReddit Oh leachers of Reddit, what is your best "read the note to the class" story? Discussion T7.0k 1.4k Share BEST COMMENTS ▼ My then-fiancee was a high school math teacher. One day she thought she saw a note being passed, but she wasn't sure, so she waited. Ther she thought she saw it again. Finally she saw it, walked over, and took it It was a wedding card, signed by half of the class before she took it She cried Reply 3.1k This is my favorite post in this thread Want to share it with the whole class?

Want to share it with the whole class?

Cats, Taken, and Good: CAT'S CAFE BY MATT TARPLEY I WONDER IF ANYONE WILL SSSIT WITH ME TODAY I MAY HAVE A SSSCALEY APPEARANCE, BUT I REALLY ANM GOOD COMPANY EXCUSE ME, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? SSSSIP BE MY GUESSST! SWEET, THANKS! HEY I FOUND YOU A NEW SEAT. WITH US! OH? WHERE? O CATSCAFECOMICS WEB TOON Thissss issss a nice posssst. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2DgEgNp

Thissss issss a nice posssst. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2DgEgNp

Girl, Movie, and Today: Maddie @MaddiePoolee The girl I babysit has made me watch Wall-e at least 10 times so l assumed it was her favorite movie but today her mom told me that she watches it because she thinks it's my favorite movie 6/20/18, 9:31 AM Wholesome kid via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NvmgTU

Wholesome kid via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NvmgTU

Dogs, Humans of Tumblr, and Who: current emotion: dogs who are stuck but pretending everything is fine

Fall, Love, and Memes: Never be ashamed of how much you love, or how quickly you fall Love fully, love completelv. but most importantly love naturally and don't you ever apologize for it, don't ever be sorrv for loving the way your heart knows. Never be apologetic for what you love.

Never be apologetic for what you love.

Memes, 🤖, and Yesterday: - What episode are you on? Me: 25 But yesterday you where on ep. 4! Exactly😂

Exactly😂

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