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quecksilvereyes: blackqueerblog: Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. This teaches a kid nothing except needing to hide what makes them happy because they’re scared their parents will destroy it. also????? wake up your kid if they don’t hear their alarm????? dont do this???? I get the point on needing to be able to wake up by himself, but 1 - alarms don’t promote that either and 2 - he’s 9.If he’s sleeping in, especially at a younger age? There’s something wrong. Kids tend to wale up early, have high energy, etc. He’s either unable to sleep at night due to the monotony of the day not taking up enough energy, or being in lockdown has been affecting his mental health, which will make him more tired, or maybe he’s feeling ill and sees no reason to mention it because it won’t affect anything, or who knows what else. Don’t punish your kid for sleeping late, make sure they’re okay and maybe, if they feel they need more sleep, add an extra hour on in the morning or something. Saying that if he doesn’t wake up on time there will be consequences, which will stress him out and stop him sleeping, maybe even motivating him to stay up all night instead of risking oversleeping. We don’t have control over when we wake up, and if he’s sleeping through alarms, something needs to change. Maybe even changing the sound will help, but you gotta try and find a solution to whatever is causing him to oversleep, not make him feel bad for it and, in the process, lose his trust.Also, just so you know, postive reinforcement (giving a reward) and negative reinforcement (temoving something bad - such as painkillers removing a headache) work miles better than punishment (destroying something they love and are proud of).: quecksilvereyes: blackqueerblog: Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. This teaches a kid nothing except needing to hide what makes them happy because they’re scared their parents will destroy it. also????? wake up your kid if they don’t hear their alarm????? dont do this???? I get the point on needing to be able to wake up by himself, but 1 - alarms don’t promote that either and 2 - he’s 9.If he’s sleeping in, especially at a younger age? There’s something wrong. Kids tend to wale up early, have high energy, etc. He’s either unable to sleep at night due to the monotony of the day not taking up enough energy, or being in lockdown has been affecting his mental health, which will make him more tired, or maybe he’s feeling ill and sees no reason to mention it because it won’t affect anything, or who knows what else. Don’t punish your kid for sleeping late, make sure they’re okay and maybe, if they feel they need more sleep, add an extra hour on in the morning or something. Saying that if he doesn’t wake up on time there will be consequences, which will stress him out and stop him sleeping, maybe even motivating him to stay up all night instead of risking oversleeping. We don’t have control over when we wake up, and if he’s sleeping through alarms, something needs to change. Maybe even changing the sound will help, but you gotta try and find a solution to whatever is causing him to oversleep, not make him feel bad for it and, in the process, lose his trust.Also, just so you know, postive reinforcement (giving a reward) and negative reinforcement (temoving something bad - such as painkillers removing a headache) work miles better than punishment (destroying something they love and are proud of).

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space-pics: Filament of solar material from Sun erupting into space as a coronal mass ejection, traveling at over 900 miles per second. Image taken by the Solar Dynamics Observatory Spacecraft: space-pics: Filament of solar material from Sun erupting into space as a coronal mass ejection, traveling at over 900 miles per second. Image taken by the Solar Dynamics Observatory Spacecraft

space-pics: Filament of solar material from Sun erupting into space as a coronal mass ejection, traveling at over 900 miles per second....

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I’m ashamed at the amount of effort I put into this, but can’t argue with results. Shot my shot from 5,500 miles away: I’m ashamed at the amount of effort I put into this, but can’t argue with results. Shot my shot from 5,500 miles away

I’m ashamed at the amount of effort I put into this, but can’t argue with results. Shot my shot from 5,500 miles away

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laquilasse: laquilasse: @jerseydevious read Creature of the Night and causally presented to me the idea of Batman being something Dick willed to life to bring justice to his parents’ killer, and i ran 20 miles with it : laquilasse: laquilasse: @jerseydevious read Creature of the Night and causally presented to me the idea of Batman being something Dick willed to life to bring justice to his parents’ killer, and i ran 20 miles with it

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funkykonggurl: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: part2of3: alexander: If you’re going 80mph how long will it take you to go 80 miles? “ when I was 6, my sister was half my age…” And this is why we need better education systems. Word problems are especially difficult for people because the context of the situation matters just as much as the numbers in the problem You’re driving a bus. There are 30 people in that bus. 15 people get off at the first stop. How old is the bus driver? : funkykonggurl: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: part2of3: alexander: If you’re going 80mph how long will it take you to go 80 miles? “ when I was 6, my sister was half my age…” And this is why we need better education systems. Word problems are especially difficult for people because the context of the situation matters just as much as the numbers in the problem You’re driving a bus. There are 30 people in that bus. 15 people get off at the first stop. How old is the bus driver?

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Así está mi cerebro, pero con miles de canciones.: Así está mi cerebro, pero con miles de canciones.

Así está mi cerebro, pero con miles de canciones.

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secondalto: copperbadge: heatandapathy: Unmute! I was hoping this would be Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles but it’s even better PERFECT MUSIC CHOICE IS PERFECT : secondalto: copperbadge: heatandapathy: Unmute! I was hoping this would be Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles but it’s even better PERFECT MUSIC CHOICE IS PERFECT

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secondalto: copperbadge: heatandapathy: Unmute! I was hoping this would be Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles but it’s even better PERFECT MUSIC CHOICE IS PERFECT : secondalto: copperbadge: heatandapathy: Unmute! I was hoping this would be Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles but it’s even better PERFECT MUSIC CHOICE IS PERFECT

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No response, he didn’t go the extra Miles: No response, he didn’t go the extra Miles

No response, he didn’t go the extra Miles

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janespetticoat: space-buns: pugbytes: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: grandpanerd-world: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: omghotmemes: Show some respect, people. THANK YOU The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History. He’s a big hero of mine! Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch. Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids Damn straight : janespetticoat: space-buns: pugbytes: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: grandpanerd-world: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: omghotmemes: Show some respect, people. THANK YOU The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History. He’s a big hero of mine! Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch. Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids Damn straight

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a stack of miles: a stack of miles

a stack of miles

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Too bad the Germans didn’t have Giant rocks. The pioneers used to drive those babies for miles: Too bad the Germans didn’t have Giant rocks. The pioneers used to drive those babies for miles

Too bad the Germans didn’t have Giant rocks. The pioneers used to drive those babies for miles

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a stack of miles: a stack of miles

a stack of miles

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MILES BRIDGES IS UNREAL‼️‼️ https://t.co/iSuUHj6mQF: MILES BRIDGES IS UNREAL‼️‼️ https://t.co/iSuUHj6mQF

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dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple. Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is 4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur : dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple. Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is 4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur

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lem0uro:I was doodling and i suddenly remembered this cake challenge video with tyler oakley and miles jai: lem0uro:I was doodling and i suddenly remembered this cake challenge video with tyler oakley and miles jai

lem0uro:I was doodling and i suddenly remembered this cake challenge video with tyler oakley and miles jai

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Suddenly 4K miles don’t seem that far: Suddenly 4K miles don’t seem that far

Suddenly 4K miles don’t seem that far

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Les Miles looks like the guy who orders “agua” instead of “water” at a Mexican restaurant, then looks around the table with a really self satisfied grin. https://t.co/TXTMcZ6A1N: Les Miles looks like the guy who orders “agua” instead of “water” at a Mexican restaurant, then looks around the table with a really self satisfied grin. https://t.co/TXTMcZ6A1N

Les Miles looks like the guy who orders “agua” instead of “water” at a Mexican restaurant, then looks around the table with a really self...

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fectusing: Examples of a Brocken Spectre, a phenomenon where a person’s giant shadow appears magnified onto clouds miles away. The shadow from the sun behind the person creates a halo, giving it an angelic appearance. This mostly occurs on any misty mountainsides or cloud banks, and can even be seen from aeroplanes.: fectusing: Examples of a Brocken Spectre, a phenomenon where a person’s giant shadow appears magnified onto clouds miles away. The shadow from the sun behind the person creates a halo, giving it an angelic appearance. This mostly occurs on any misty mountainsides or cloud banks, and can even be seen from aeroplanes.

fectusing: Examples of a Brocken Spectre, a phenomenon where a person’s giant shadow appears magnified onto clouds miles away. The shadow...

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Actual human: Actual Human, 19 O 70 miles away Hello I am real human I enjoy normal activities such as breathing the air and walking with my leg Actual human

Actual human

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Hey gorgeous: Kayla, 23 * 8 Woman 7 miles away O Don't hit me with “hey gorgeous" because ll find you boring and won't reply. ll Sprint 1 * 82% ? 12:40 PM Kayla YOU SUPER LIKED KAYLA ON 7/30/18 Hey ugly Sent Hey gorgeous

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#wifematerial: o University at Albany, SUNY College of Staten Island 9 miles away I'm on tinder because I noticed anal sex hurts a lot less than being single #wifematerial

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aspiderperday: Just looked up how many kilowatt hours are used for 30 minutes of TV. It comes out to .016 kwh. EPA states that one gallon of gasoline equals about 33.7 kwh. If you’re driving a standard car that gets… let’s say 20 mpg? then 1 mile of driving is about 1.69 kwh. So 4 miles of driving is 6.76 kilowatt hours, not .016. If I’m doing my math right (which I might not be, cuz math) you’d have to watch 105 hours of netflix to equal the same energy usage as driving your car a single mile.: BIG THINK Big Think @bigthink Your Netflix binge-watching makes climate change worse, say experts. The emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost 4 miles Lex Croucher @lexcanroar cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank aspiderperday: Just looked up how many kilowatt hours are used for 30 minutes of TV. It comes out to .016 kwh. EPA states that one gallon of gasoline equals about 33.7 kwh. If you’re driving a standard car that gets… let’s say 20 mpg? then 1 mile of driving is about 1.69 kwh. So 4 miles of driving is 6.76 kilowatt hours, not .016. If I’m doing my math right (which I might not be, cuz math) you’d have to watch 105 hours of netflix to equal the same energy usage as driving your car a single mile.

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No-one can say no to a free dinner, let’s see if he’s going to keep his promise 💁🏻‍♀️: O 24% 15:32 Luke, i Town Planner ☺ The University of Salford A Lives in O 21 miles away It might be the severe head trauma but girl you lookin good If I see this on r/tinder l'll buy you dinner No-one can say no to a free dinner, let’s see if he’s going to keep his promise 💁🏻‍♀️

No-one can say no to a free dinner, let’s see if he’s going to keep his promise 💁🏻‍♀️

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Finna get my dick BROKE: 10:49 Messages Matches 1 DAY AGO Andrea New Match! IT'S A MATCH! Michigan State University 2 miles away 1 DAY AGO Katelyn Finna get my dick BROKE

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Not what I expected to read on an early Wednesday morning: Caitlyn 22 O EMT O Oklahoma State University 23 miles away Looking for a man who isn't afraid to crack an egg in my pussy and fuck me so hard it scrambles. A family focused man who's willing to turn my mouth into a daycare center with his baby gravy. Someone to watch romantic hardcore interracial gang bang porn with. Not asking for much, why's a good guy so hard to find? Not what I expected to read on an early Wednesday morning

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Am I doing this right?: Kayla, 23 ★ 8 Woman O 7 miles away Don't hit me with “hey gorgeous" because lPlI find you boring and won't reply. 1 * 82% ll Sprint ? 12:40 PM Kayla YOU SUPER LIKED KAYLA ON 7/30/18 Hey ugly Sent Am I doing this right?

Am I doing this right?

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Lol: 2:21 Courtney, 24 Ô Waitress O 19 miles away I'm the kind of girl you can take home to meet your dad. He'll think l'm charming, kind, and a bit sexy. He'll fall in love with me, and l'll think I feel the same way. We'll get married. I'Il be your mom. I'll confront you, "Why do you have a tinder account?" You'll be grounded. II Lol

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World War 3 memes: Trump: Hey siri how many miles did i ran today? Siri: Ok, Sending missiles to iran today World War 3 memes

World War 3 memes

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aqua-regia009: Miles Johnston : aqua-regia009: Miles Johnston

aqua-regia009: Miles Johnston

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I’m 250 miles away, better just mail me my ass whoopin’.: Me: *Calls my mom after not hearing from her for a month* My mom: About time you called, I've been worried about you, we never talk anymore Me: Phones work both ways... My mom: Listen here, you little shit I’m 250 miles away, better just mail me my ass whoopin’.

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Love the self awareness: 12:16 l LTE 2 miles away Someone on Tinder asked to buy nudes from me, and I was so offended. I'll say it loud, and P'll say it proud: I only send nudes for FREE to men who have TRICKED ME into thinking we have an emotional CONNECTION Love the self awareness

Love the self awareness

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Something makes me feel like I need to sleep with this guy. Or marry him.: 7:01 ull LTE Tyler 27 O Craftsman e Suffolk University A Lives in Springfield 64 miles away I've been described as "Good for a laugh and a lay." I feel like I have more to offer though, ya know? I can read good. Real good. I've got ideas..l've got geopolitical.ya know..solutions. It's always "Oh I laughed and came so hard, thank you for being such a gentleman, I didn't know guys like you existed around here" and it's like yeah but I also tweet a lot of reckless shit and listen to podcasts and love my grandma :/ I've travelled a lot ask me about it. Snap: mister_large Recent In Something makes me feel like I need to sleep with this guy. Or marry him.

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We got a celebrity over here /s: Sarah 20 e Grand Valley State University O 24 miles away I was instagram famous in middle school..don't miss your chance with a celebrity We got a celebrity over here /s

We got a celebrity over here /s

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Meirl: LAB4GAMES @Labforgames · 3h Trump accidentally starting world war 3 #WWIII #worldwar3 Trump: Hey siri how many miles did i ran today? Siri: Ok, Sending missiles to iran today 9 34 27 732 4,155 Meirl

Meirl

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ABORT!!: Trump: Hey siri how many miles did i ran today? Siri: Ok, Sending missiles to iran today ABORT!!

ABORT!!

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They had us in the first half: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX They had us in the first half

They had us in the first half

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She had me in the first half not gonna lie: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX She had me in the first half not gonna lie

She had me in the first half not gonna lie

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Look at the date of the Tweet 😂 https://t.co/f2K3ggRJ4O: Coral CORAL @Coral The most Liverpool thing ever would be for them to be miles clear at the top of the Premier League in April, only for Trump to start WWIII. 12:57 pm · 09 Nov 16 · Twitter for iPhone 2,169 Retweets 2,469 Likes Look at the date of the Tweet 😂 https://t.co/f2K3ggRJ4O

Look at the date of the Tweet 😂 https://t.co/f2K3ggRJ4O

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Hol Up: 21 O 22 miles away '98 model Small dual front airbags Spotless interior Suitable rear cargo High mileage but still works perfectly No major accidents Fantastic handling and performance But don't just take it from me, here's a few statements from previous drivers: "Great cost to performance ratio!" -Ex "5/5 spilled ranch on the airbags and they auto cleaned themselves!" -James, Tinder "Loud when revved up. Can fit large fuel nozzles. Smaller and better in every way compred to the much older, original version." -Dad Swipe right for more info from owner PEPOPT KARLA Hol Up

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Perfect: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX Perfect

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tinderventure: If this ain’t wife material then idk what is: T-Mobile Wi-Fi ? 12:06 AM Absinthe 20 Tyler Junior College 4 miles away Hello, My name is Absinthe I am 20 years of age. I love to do people things. I like to drink water, eat warm meats, and many more. I enjoy the presence of humans, and the noises they emit from their mouths. tinderventure: If this ain’t wife material then idk what is

tinderventure: If this ain’t wife material then idk what is

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Well, that’s a new insult…: 19 O 16 miles away if ur short u were born from pre-cum... don't try to argue w me half nut. ig: Well, that’s a new insult…

Well, that’s a new insult…

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https://iglovequotes.net/: miles separate our hands but nothing on earth can separate our hearts -at https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Anyone hungry?: Instant Pot Recipes 41 û Steam Cooker 8 Questioning A Lives in Minneapolis © 5 miles away I can cook almost anything! Ask me how. Recipes only. Cookups, no hookups. Down to steam, saute, keep warm. My Anthem QUEEN Under Pressure O David Bowie, Queen Anyone hungry?

Anyone hungry?

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Ooooohhh yeahhhh, I love endermen: enderman 18 û picking up blocks 8 enderman 2 miles away make eye contact at your own risk (; Osword Ooooohhh yeahhhh, I love endermen

Ooooohhh yeahhhh, I love endermen

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Come up with something original to say: 4G YG 11:55 11:55 22 O 4 miles away hey I'm 5'10" so I like tall guys 1 min ago Psychology major Book enthusiast Come up with something original to say because hey and what's up gets old real Black and proud but I don't discriminate |Come up with something original to say |because "hey" and "what's up" gets real old real fast. fast Σ Come up with something original to say

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Eh: 8:37 Safari Colege O 7 miles away Are you of mediocre status. The sad owner of a micro penis? Have unhealthy amounts of emotional baggage you need help unpacking? Or are you just desperate? If you answered "eh" to any of these questions, then I'm your gal. I'll cuddle your daddy issues away, massage you out of a viagra prescription, and love you like your parents never did and probably never will. Send nudes for validation because you probably Eh

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I found the one boys: enderman 18 O picking up blocks 8 enderman O 2 miles away make eye contact at your own risk (; Osword I found the one boys

I found the one boys

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I’m waiting.: Caitlin, 22 * A Lives in Nuneaton O 17 miles away If I see this on r/tinder l'll give you head O Apart from that I kinda just want someone to grab a drink and have adventures with I’m waiting.

I’m waiting.

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