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Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATMAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. a bat They hate me for being Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home BATMAN (CONT'D) It is just you and I, the Joker. Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy ΒΑTMAΝ I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clOwnly power THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
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meirl: Thread Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATHAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer. He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney. BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face They hate me for being a bat Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home. BATMAN (CONT 'D) It is just you and I, the Joker Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy BATMAN I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power. THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke. good guy. It contains a meirl

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A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this: Keaton Patti Follow eKeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch LAWYER (CONT'D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'l help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs Words scrol1 across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSIC TO0 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIvORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. LAWYER (CONT'D) I have been a lawyer for over 35 weekends and I'm currently dating the Bill of Rights for fun. We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will1 break its heart. There's nothing we can do. LAWYER (CONT'D) Let me use it to send your asbestos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge's gavel for you The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth LAWYER (CONT D) My clients never go to jail town We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado LAWYER (CONT 'D) Remember, you don't pay any money unless you pay us money. Call for a free use of phone The phone digits appear. It's your social security number A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this

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Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
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advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

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Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

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joebidensanonymous:KeatonPatti: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page. TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko' s The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so aood other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too Not us. Our flag is so beautiful President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D I signed a bill. No more swamp Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D) Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd boos. They wanted that milk. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging Keaton Patti Φ @KeatonPatti Follow Hey @realDonald Trump, let me know if you want to use this 10:30 AM -12 Sep 2018 joebidensanonymous:KeatonPatti

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joebidensanonymous: KeatonPatti: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page. TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko' s The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so aood other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too Not us. Our flag is so beautiful President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D I signed a bill. No more swamp Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D) Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd boos. They wanted that milk. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging Keaton Patti Φ @KeatonPatti Follow Hey @realDonald Trump, let me know if you want to use this 10:30 AM -12 Sep 2018 joebidensanonymous: KeatonPatti

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This lol has worth.: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch LAWYER (CONT D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'11 help. I graduated from Lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs Words scroll across bottom of the screen These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSİC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. LAWYER (CONT D) I have been a awyer for over 35 weekends and I'm currently dating the Bill of Rights for fun. We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will break its heart. There's nothing we can do. LAWYER (CONT D) Let me use it to send your asbestos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge's gavel for you. The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth LAWYER (CONT D) We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado LAWYER (CONT D) unless you pay us money. Call for a The phone digits appear. It's your social security number My clients never go to jail town. Remember, you don't pay any money free use of phone This lol has worth.

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Keaton: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging
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ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE

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ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xfvrxE

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ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT by adamhasabeard MORE MEMES: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY 'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. steve Jobs. All at Kinko's The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so good. other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) Foreign powers cheat us Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd b s. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging ARBY’S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT by adamhasabeard MORE MEMES

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This is glorious: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium. The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) Foreign powers cheat us! canada steals our milk. China steals our PRESIDENT TRUMP milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko's. The crowd boos. They wanted that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) The United Snakes is doing so good other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is Bo beautiful. The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up. President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) I signed a bill. No more swamp Swamp gone. swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire. Great deal for us All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging. This is glorious

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Omfg this is so worth the read I’m crying and want milk now @donny.drama 😩😭: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) LT Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our PRESIDENT TRUMP milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko's. The crowd boos. They wanted that milk The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) But like President Ronald Rogaine, I will bring back the milk! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D The United Snakes is doing so other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. our flag is Bo beautiful The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D) I signed a bil1. No more swamp Sw All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging. . Swamp is in Mexico now. amp gone It's on fire. Great deal for us. Omfg this is so worth the read I’m crying and want milk now @donny.drama 😩😭

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npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn : Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn
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princess-tia-beanie: npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones : Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. princess-tia-beanie: npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones
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<h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending December 18th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jacksepticeye">Jacksepticeye</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rwby">RWBY</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/amazingphil">AmazingPhil</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/markiplier">Markiplier</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/daniel%20howell">Daniell Howell</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/homestuck">Homestuck</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/camp%20camp">Camp Camp</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20adventure%20zone">The Adventure Zone</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/buzzfeed%20unsolved">BuzzFeed Unsolved</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/critical%20role">Critical Role</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/crankgameplays">CrankGameplays</a> <i>+5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thomas%20sanders">Thomas Sanders</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/carmilla">Carmilla</a> <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/eddsworld">Eddsworld</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jessica%20nigri">Jessica Nigri</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/game%20grumps">Game Grumps</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/achievement%20hunter">Achievement Hunter</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/dolan%20twins">The Dolan Twins</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/keaton%20jones"><b>Keaton Jones</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/avas%20demon">Ava&rsquo;s Demon</a> <i><i>−7</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full pinned-target" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="320" data-tumblr-attribution="lovelenaluthor:kVeQKL-SuhdyXMvsSBxh3A:ZQjd-s2DTdDZj"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13c5ef2c07897a6bbe64eb0263c506c9/tumblr_of5luanu0b1s61bs6o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="320"/></figure>: FANDOMETRICS STU EB TUFF TLO STU <h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending December 18th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jacksepticeye">Jacksepticeye</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rwby">RWBY</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/amazingphil">AmazingPhil</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/markiplier">Markiplier</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/daniel%20howell">Daniell Howell</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/homestuck">Homestuck</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/camp%20camp">Camp Camp</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20adventure%20zone">The Adventure Zone</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/buzzfeed%20unsolved">BuzzFeed Unsolved</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/critical%20role">Critical Role</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/crankgameplays">CrankGameplays</a> <i>+5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thomas%20sanders">Thomas Sanders</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/carmilla">Carmilla</a> <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/eddsworld">Eddsworld</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jessica%20nigri">Jessica Nigri</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/game%20grumps">Game Grumps</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/achievement%20hunter">Achievement Hunter</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/dolan%20twins">The Dolan Twins</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/keaton%20jones"><b>Keaton Jones</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/avas%20demon">Ava&rsquo;s Demon</a> <i><i>−7</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full pinned-target" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="320" data-tumblr-attribution="lovelenaluthor:kVeQKL-SuhdyXMvsSBxh3A:ZQjd-s2DTdDZj"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13c5ef2c07897a6bbe64eb0263c506c9/tumblr_of5luanu0b1s61bs6o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="320"/></figure>
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Keaton Jones’ Father Is A Jailed White Supremacist - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just days after KeatonJones’ bullying video went viral, catching the attention of several big-name celebrities, the compromising truth about the boy’s family has been revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After photos surfaced of Keaton’ mother, Kimberly, holding and displaying a Confederate flag on Facebook, the support quickly turned into backlash. Although Kimberly attempted to clear her name the following morning on ‘Good Morning America,’ many had already revoked their support. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now though, new details about the family have been revealed. According to TMZ, Keaton’s mother isn’t the only alleged racist in the family. In fact, the boy’s estranged father is a white supremacist, who is currently serving time in a Tennessee jail. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Keaton’s father, Shawn White, has a Facebook page that is littered with white supremacy propaganda. Several memes and posts that read, "HOLY F*** I LOVE BEING WHITE," "Keep Calm and be White Pride," and "Aryan Pride,” were all found on his page. According to the publication, there was even a selfie of White, showing his “White Pride” tattoo that’s scribbled on his stomach. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although White’s relationship with Keaton and Kimberly remains unclear, he did post a photo of himself and Keaton back in 2015, just five months before he was booked for probation violation. He is scheduled to be released in 2018.: Keaton Jones' Father Is A Jailed White Supremacist @balleralert 2015 TMZ Keaton Jones’ Father Is A Jailed White Supremacist - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just days after KeatonJones’ bullying video went viral, catching the attention of several big-name celebrities, the compromising truth about the boy’s family has been revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After photos surfaced of Keaton’ mother, Kimberly, holding and displaying a Confederate flag on Facebook, the support quickly turned into backlash. Although Kimberly attempted to clear her name the following morning on ‘Good Morning America,’ many had already revoked their support. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now though, new details about the family have been revealed. According to TMZ, Keaton’s mother isn’t the only alleged racist in the family. In fact, the boy’s estranged father is a white supremacist, who is currently serving time in a Tennessee jail. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Keaton’s father, Shawn White, has a Facebook page that is littered with white supremacy propaganda. Several memes and posts that read, "HOLY F*** I LOVE BEING WHITE," "Keep Calm and be White Pride," and "Aryan Pride,” were all found on his page. According to the publication, there was even a selfie of White, showing his “White Pride” tattoo that’s scribbled on his stomach. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although White’s relationship with Keaton and Kimberly remains unclear, he did post a photo of himself and Keaton back in 2015, just five months before he was booked for probation violation. He is scheduled to be released in 2018.

Keaton Jones’ Father Is A Jailed White Supremacist - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just days after KeatonJones’ bullying video wen...

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