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Charlie, Fucking, and Gif: heute SHOW heute SHOW heute SHOW <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/175941284852/theindependentconservative-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://theindependentconservative.tumblr.com/post/175940890585/lastsonlost-ricwulf-priceofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">theindependentconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/175912880127/ricwulf-priceofliberty-luchadoreofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ricwulf.tumblr.com/post/175912603896/priceofliberty-luchadoreofliberty" class="tumblr_blog">ricwulf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/175903657618/luchadoreofliberty-icantlearngerman" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://luchadoreofliberty.tumblr.com/post/175899273086/icantlearngerman-dragoni-like-charlie" class="tumblr_blog">luchadoreofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://icantlearngerman.tumblr.com/post/175859118817/dragoni-like-charlie-chaplins-great" class="tumblr_blog">icantlearngerman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dragoni.tumblr.com/post/175857691217/like-charlie-chaplins-great-dictator-before" class="tumblr_blog">dragoni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p> Like Charlie Chaplin’s ‘Great Dictator’ before, the Trump baby blimp is rapidly earning its rightful place in the history of political satire. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/trump?src=hash">#<b>trump</b></a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpUKVisit?src=hash">#<b>TrumpUKVisit</b></a> <br/></p> <p> <a href="https://twitter.com/jelle_simons">Jelle Simons‏ @<b>jelle_simons</b></a> - July 13, 2018<br/></p> </blockquote> <h2> <b>Sending photos to the <a href="http://time.com/5308542/trump-presidential-records-nixon/">National Archives for safekeeping as historical records</a>  #<a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23TrumpLibrary&amp;src=typd">TrumpLibrary </a></b><br/></h2> </blockquote> <p>German media ist die besten!!!</p> <p>😂🍊😂👊</p> </blockquote> <p>This is no way the same as Chaplin’s Great Dictator. I mean seriously? Chaplin’s film is a work of art. This is just a balloon baby. </p> </blockquote> <p>this fucking balloon is the most forced meme I have ever seen<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m loving how many on the left are eating it up too.</p> <p>I mean, what else can they do at this point? Admit they wasted $30k? Admit that it was way smaller than they envisioned? Admit that they were only being allowed (oi, you got a licence for that mate!) to fly it for two hours?</p> <p>They’re forcing this meme because they need it to work. Nobody thinks this is insulting to Trump. Not a single person. It’s just embarrassing that people think this is in any way cutting.</p> </blockquote> <p>Are you telling me that $30,000 dollars that could have been used to <b>ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE</b> was wasted on a freaking balloon?</p> <h1><b>ARE YOU KICKING SHITTING ME?</b></h1> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="460" data-tumblr-attribution="n-wordbelike:Gji7JlkLipQnH5pkwt1Z6w:ZtCBRg29dWP7E"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc27e9fcf42ac43a77d048a70a90efb4/tumblr_oaopabA06y1vayxj5o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="393" data-orig-width="460"/></figure><p>Please tell me I’m being trolled.</p> </blockquote> <p>The balloon wasn’t even that good.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>Them:</b>  LOL WE SHOWED DRUMF WITH OUR £16,000 MEME BALLOON DRUMPFKINS BTFO WE BEAT THE NAZIS AGAIN JUST LIKE IN WWII</p> <p><b>Anyone with half a brain:</b></p> <figure data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2212afd497d8b1f9a2d8c6d10bcbbbd0/tumblr_inline_pby29iB8uK1u3zna7_540.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote> <p>It’s just hilariously embarrassing</p>

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Comfortable, Party, and Respect: Simone Policano 28 Mar at 01:26 A note on consent I filmed a scene today with a young child actor who had to quickly peck me on the lips as I tucked him into bed. The moment in the film is supposed to be somewhat uncomfortable, unexpected. I've gotten to know him over the past five days of shooting - he is a remarkable, kind and intuitive kid. He often appears much younger than his 12 years of age, waving his flashlight under a blanket and singing DISSSSC000 PARTYYYYY!!, but now and again an old-soul quality of his blinks up at me through messy light brown hair. He had read the script so he knew the kiss was coming, yet when the production team walked through it for blocking we'd gloss over the moment, nervous about making him uncomfortable. He's young and doesn't know me all that well and it's a lot to ask of a kid who met you five days ago. But eventually we had to run it, because that's what you have to do. And so when the director said we were going to do it for real, our young actor pulled me in for a sec and whispered "Hey Simone, I want to make sure you're okay with everything that happens with the kiss. Do you feel okay? Please tell me if l'm ever doing too much or if I hurt you or make you feel scared." This took many times longer to say than the kiss would take to film. True to his word, after every take of a .3 second peck, he grabbed my hand and whispered Was that okay? Did you feel okay?" And then we'd high- five and he'd burrow back under the covers to resume his flashlight disco party until the next take. Hes 12. Don't let anyone ever tell you that the male inability to understand consent is innate. It is learned <p><a href="https://ima-fuckingt4ble.tumblr.com/post/172674966466/levicooksupsomebullsht-yourownpetard-the-male" class="tumblr_blog">ima-fuckingt4ble</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://levicooksupsomebullsht.tumblr.com/post/172611141730/yourownpetard-the-male-inability-to-understand" class="tumblr_blog">levicooksupsomebullsht</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yourownpetard.tumblr.com/post/172604400093/the-male-inability-to-understand-consent-the" class="tumblr_blog">yourownpetard</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>&gt;the male inability to understand consent<br/><br/>The what???</p></blockquote> <p>are we just going to ignore that the <i>12 year old boy</i> in this situation is expected to be responsible for the consent of an <i>adult woman</i>? Boy’s not even an adult and it’s <i>still</i> his responsibility for women’s comfort and safety even when <i>he’s</i> the vulnerable one in the situation. </p> <p>Does she absolutely not see the <i>glaring double standard</i> of men, regardless of age, having to take responsibility for women’s boundaries but women are not obligated to actually communicate their boundaries or respect men’s boundaries. </p> <p>Even when a boy is young and vulnerable he still manages to have empathy and take responsibility, and she makes it entirely about shitting on men.</p> </blockquote> <p>!!!!!!!!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>I literally thought this is going to be about how important it was for her as an ADULT to make sure the CHILD was comfortable and didn’t view the situation as sexual but no we had to take a hard left turn into feminist bullshit.</p>

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Animals, Cats, and Dogs: Iweet babypink @babypinksweater so we found this dog today.. y name is Cash m very social kesto roam So l can retum home ck allon my own <p><a href="https://the-awkward-turt.tumblr.com/post/170510651858/firephox-purplelittlemermaid" class="tumblr_blog">the-awkward-turt</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://firephox.tumblr.com/post/169454846890/purplelittlemermaid-babyanimalgifs-idk-why" class="tumblr_blog">firephox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://purplelittlemermaid.tumblr.com/post/169240876863/babyanimalgifs-idk-why-im-tearing-up-at-this" class="tumblr_blog">purplelittlemermaid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://babyanimalgifs.tumblr.com/post/160360334662/idk-why-im-tearing-up-at-this" class="tumblr_blog">babyanimalgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Idk why I’m tearing up at this<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Oh god 😭</p> </blockquote> <p> This is extremely dangerous and irresponsible. If you cannot give your dog the exercise and socialization it needs yourself, please do not own one. </p> <p>Let me tell you about Balto. There was a lady in my town who owned a Siberian Husky named Balto that she would let him roam town and people either had to take him into their homes each night or call animal control. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="297" data-orig-width="485"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b41d9c0f2ba8bc9075068fd2e45946ab/tumblr_inline_p282t8CfN21qkaned_540.png" data-orig-height="297" data-orig-width="485"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="583" data-orig-width="485"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/08a6ebe37e457dc2c10a6a0d23d0af44/tumblr_inline_p282td2z4c1qkaned_540.png" data-orig-height="583" data-orig-width="485"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="502"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e82e45e7d0a4833b6cfed7648e964c2a/tumblr_inline_p282taJOw41qkaned_540.png" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="502"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="546" data-orig-width="496"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/abde87c61711607d169264895580f87a/tumblr_inline_p282thN1FG1qkaned_540.png" data-orig-height="546" data-orig-width="496"/></figure><p>Eventually all you’d have to say to them was “Balto’s loose again” and you wouldn’t even have to fill out anything. He was digging up gardens, shitting on people’s driveways, nearly run over 3 times (one of which caused a guy to swerve and hit a mailbox), he jumped someone’s fence and impregnated their Lab, he was forcefully removed from property by people who didn’t like dogs, had BB guns shot at him by kids, chased cats into trees and was eventually attacked by an aggressive dog. After a $500 vet bill, she let her dog back outside again! Her excuse was that she “couldn’t keep him in the yard”, which was just because he was a high energy breed and she worked 10 hrs a day, do she didn’t have the time to exercise him. So why pay $1100 for a high energy breed when you know you can’t handle one? Novelty. He was eventually picked up and sold online because he was a purebred, found him 8 hours away, after the person who bought him saw her post on facebook. </p> <p>Some people may think they are doing the right thing by letting their pets roam freely, but we do not live in an idealistic society where everything is safe. There are wild animals that will find your pet an easy meal, there are people who will not slow down for an animal that runs into the road, and there are people who will hurt your pet if it comes near them, and they will breed, causing more unwanted pets to be brought into the world to be neglected because you didn’t want to give your dog exercise. Eventually Balto’s owner realized that she couldn’t handle his high energy needs anymore and dropped him off at the shelter, where he was adopted by a man who owned an acreage and had 6 other Siberian Huskies. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>^This</p> </blockquote> <p>Well I’m glad the story ended happily.</p>

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Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's the funniest thing ever @ theblessedone TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me.Really Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck It's not my fucking problem. ....Perhaps you should check with <name> Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . What the fuck? Fuck it, it won't work.ans Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that nteresting behaviour . I'm not sure I can implement this. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares?. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass.. Eat shit. Eat shit and die Eat shit and die, motherfucker... What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it? He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Excuse me? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? Kiss my asS. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣

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Ass, CoCo, and Crush: me when my pet does literally anything I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.

I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was T...

Alive, Bad, and Cute: Me as a parent Today's WiFi password can be unlocked by texting a photo of a clean kitchen to mom. Said photograph MUST contain one box of crackers on the counter by the stove (to prevent re-using any previous photos). Thank you for playing. May the odds be ever in your favor. Love, Mom sonansu This is such an abuser-disguised-as-a-quirky-parent vibe it literally makes me sick 2 look at lol eclecticnerd33 I am going to talk about this for a minute, because yeah I think OP really nails something here. A lot of really crappy parenting is often upheld as a cute or funny thing, and a lot of people in the comments are shitting on OP because they cannot imagine how t could possibly be abusive. It's hard because you cannot see the rest of the context, but this could very well be an abuse tactic, and overall is just a crappy thing to do to a kid. Plus it probably doesn't work and has negative consequences for the overall relationship l am going to address several things off of the bat. I am not saying that having your kid clean the kitchen is abusive, what I am saying is establishing a pattern of taking away good things preemptively to enforce·good" behavior Is a bad parenting tactic that could toe the line to abuse. Especially the way it's worded as if it's a common tactic (need for a new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really get at why the kitchen should be and needs to cleaned today (what you actually want your ki to learn in the long run). There are better ways new photo), overall this is authoritarian, allows no room for autonomy, and doesn't even really get at why the kitchen should be and needs to be cleaned today (what you actually want your kid to learn in the long run). There are better ways to communicate the message of shared responsibility than through the creation of social isolation (and yes this is social isolation, wifi is used in how humans particularly young people communicate with their friends in real life and online nowadays) The major point I want to emphasize is that this type of action establishes a precedent and a set of emotions in a kid and none of those emotions are positive. It shows that important and vital things will be withheld, potentially without warning. It tells the kid they do not have a say in how their environment is structured, it tells them they do not have the right to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense of incompetence in themselves and resentment towards that authority that doesn't really consider their desire and needs I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on their own, and when they do both of you will be better served. The kid will have more motivation to get it done, and there isnta building sense of resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, a are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but this post out of context does give me bad parery kid they do not have a say in how their environment Is structured, it tells them they do not have the right to set their own schedule, overall it breeds a sense of incompetence in themselves and resentment towards that authority that doesn't really consider their desire and needs I reflect a lot on parenting, and the best parenting doesnt demand a kid do something or else, it gives a kid the tools so they can get to that answer on their own, and when they do both of you will be better served. The kid will have more motivation to get it done, and there isn't a building sense of resentment. Yeah this method is hard work, and there are situations and kids it doesn't work for, but seeing this post out of context does give me bad parenting/ potential abuse vibes sonansu Hey! Thanks a ton. Since making this comment offhandedly, I have gotten over fifty Anon messages telling me I'm a spoiled brat, that my abuse is fake, and that should take my own life and stop being a burden on my abusive parents. People perceived my comment as "lol this is inherently abusive" rather than the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant to my own abuse. intended In that time, few people have stood up for me even tried to understand my side. Thank you fo having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of "lol this inherently abusive" rather than comment as is the "man this gives me the Willie's cause it's resonant to my own abuse. intended In that time, few people have stood up for me or even tried to understand my side. Thank you for having compassion for an abuse survivor instead of invalidating her. It legitimately means a lot to me. hearth-fucker Yeah this creeps me out on so many levels. It's different from the stereotypical picture of abuse but that doesn't make it any less abusive and it's important to look at this sort of controlling behavion and call it abuse toO horrorjapan f you think helping your mother who likely provides for you, cooks for you, is clearly out working to keep a roof over your head is 'abuse' grow the fuck up. I can't wait until the real world eats you entitled shits alive. Source: quotethatword #fucking this 181,908 notes No wifi =abuse?

No wifi =abuse?