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        Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l
 wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my
 house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and
 break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to
 me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared
 about him too.
 So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't
 have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to
 her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games,
 when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp
 that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away
 and erased from the game by the great sims deity.
 l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd
 occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but
 thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated
 once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more
 hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went
 overboard when he started the fire.
 Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death
 (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire
 that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm
 in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in
 a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a
 lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there.
 After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me
 down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said
 What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This
 never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me
 first."
 I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He
 knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the
 afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but
 at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a
 row until he would have sex with me
 We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300
 bucks and bought a microwave
The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l
 wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my
 house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and
 break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to
 me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared
 about him too.
 So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't
 have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to
 her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games,
 when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp
 that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away
 and erased from the game by the great sims deity.
 l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd
 occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but
 thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated
 once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more
 hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went
 overboard when he started the fire.
 Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death
 (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire
 that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm
 in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in
 a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a
 lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there.
 After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me
 down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said
 What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This
 never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me
 first."
 I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He
 knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the
 afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but
 at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a
 row until he would have sex with me
 We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300
 bucks and bought a microwave
The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: v171
 One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike
 but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I
 moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could
 have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then
 the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it whenI
 was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too
 So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way l
 wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his
 daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in
 the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by
 CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry
 over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and
 erased from the game by the great sims deity
 I'm a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around
 I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't
 help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed
 But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits
 became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my
 electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he
 started the fire
 Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific
 to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because l kissed Mike so
 he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom
 Now I couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the
 foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would
 be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the
 house had burned by the time I could get the FD there
 After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama)
 Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn't understand
 him, I imagine he said "What the fuck you need to deal with your
 crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you
 weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first."
 I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting
 for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no
 coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he
 knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like
 old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would
 have sex with me
 We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his
 tombs
 tone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave
 que-mystery
 l enioved this more than the last season of AHS
 breefolk-hates-staff
 "He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen."
 redcresent
 "I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave"
 I love the sims
This post was an adventure
        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: v171
 One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike
 but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I
 moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could
 have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then
 the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it whenI
 was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too
 So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way l
 wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his
 daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in
 the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by
 CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry
 over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and
 erased from the game by the great sims deity
 I'm a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around
 I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't
 help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed
 But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits
 became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my
 electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he
 started the fire
 Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific
 to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because l kissed Mike so
 he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom
 Now I couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the
 foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would
 be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the
 house had burned by the time I could get the FD there
 After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama)
 Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn't understand
 him, I imagine he said "What the fuck you need to deal with your
 crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you
 weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first."
 I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting
 for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no
 coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he
 knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like
 old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would
 have sex with me
 We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his
 tombs
 tone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave
 que-mystery
 l enioved this more than the last season of AHS
 breefolk-hates-staff
 "He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen."
 redcresent
 "I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave"
 I love the sims
This post was an adventure
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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