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Bad, Confused, and Fucking: T-Mobile 1:10 AM Bra drop RAVE I went to a lingerie store yesterday to get some new "pretty" bras and while browsing near the changing room, a staff member (SM) asked another woman (30s, maybe?) going into the changing room how long it had been since she had been fitted. She said a while and before she could finish talking, SM says "OK, well let's get that taken care of" and tries to follow her into the changing roonm Shopper lady stopped her and told her she didn't want a fitting and SM interrupts her again to reassure her it's not uncomfortable and she shouldn't be shy and to tell her every woman needs one. Shopper lady clearly was getting pissed off at this point and straight up said "No You are not going to do a fitting for me." She wasn't rude, but she wasn't polite either, she was blunt Then SM turned the conversation on its head and asked "You're not a mother, are you?" Shopper lady looked so confused at the change of topic, she just said "Huh?" SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The โ†‘ 2.7k 239 Share T-Mobile 1:10 AM SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The women who aren't mothers yet are far more bashful. Once you have kids and have breastfed, that embarrassment goes right out the window because you'll realise breasts are for feeding babies, not for men to oogle" Shopper lady: gaining back some composure Kids aren't in my future SM: "Oh, it'll happen, one way or another" Shopper lady: now angry "Where in our conversation did I say it was my choice? How do you know you didn't just say that to an infertile woman?" SM: "I... Uh Shopper lady: getting louder "If boobs are only for feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way or another"." SM: still stammering Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a fitting not only because l know how to do it โ†‘ 2.7k 239 Share T-Mobile 1:10 AM feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way or another"." SM: still stammering Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a fitting not only because l know how to do it myself since l used to do your fucking job, which you'd know if you hadn't kept interrupting me, but because I'm also not buying anything after this" dumps armful of bras on the floor Not quite a mic drop, but her bra drop was still pretty cool By that point, I was outright staring and as Shopper Lady walked past she said "What?" in a defensive way, probably expecting me to defend SM. I just replied with "Just admiring how badass you are" which made her smile as she walked out Edit: just want to say l've seen a few comments assuming it was a Victoria's Secret store, but it wasn't. It was a boutique store with very few locations, and I don't want to say the name of it because apart from this one time, l've never had or seen a bad experience there โ†‘ 2.7k 239 Share Woman goes off on employee about not wanting a child, does 'bra drop'

Woman goes off on employee about not wanting a child, does 'bra drop'

Club, Family, and Football: Iniesta: "Few days before El Clasico, Ronaldinho called me after midnight, he said: "Andres, I know that it is 3am but I have to tell you something, I will leave Barca in June, my borther has closed a deal with Real Madrid, they have offered crary numbers so I cannot say no. You are young, I know you can understand me. But please, do not tell anyone about it, do not tell any other player or the club, I trust you more than anyone else, do not let me down. Goodnight Andres!" Ronaldinho didn't give me a chance to respond. The next day, we were at the training ground and I could feel something unusual going on around me. Everyone was acting weirdly, everyone was hugging Ronaldinho like never before. Then El Clasico day arrived, we were in our dressing room at the Bernabeu, Ronaldinho started speaking to all of us: "Boys, today we play a very important game, they are strong but in the past few days I have realised that we are a family, I have called each one of you after a midnight and told you all that I will leave to Real Madrid in June, and none of you revealed my secret. After that, I realised that we are all ready to suffer on the inside for each other. I will stay here in Barca for many more years. Now, let's get out to the pitch and give Real Madrid a football lesson." In that night, Ronaldinho delivered one of his greatest performances at the Bernabeu, he scored two goals against Real Madrid and was applauded by the Bernabeu. Must read this amazing story of Ronaldinho!

Must read this amazing story of Ronaldinho!

Arguing, Friends, and God: in a relationship you can't just do what you want, you always have to think about the other person and that's what people don't understand Here's the thing about sooo many single women nowadays, they always think they know, but they don't know WHAT IT TAKES to be married and stay faithful. Married folks tell us they put their spouse first, whether their spouse asked or not, this ain't about control, they took these actions out of respect for their other half, they distanced themselves from male friends, they compromised, they learned how to cook, the list goes on and on but no YOU are adamant you still gonna act like a single person in a relationship. Carry on๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‘The level of selfishness is amazing. You're there boasting about doing what you want, yet have the audacity to make demands on top. Really? "I want a man who provides..." "I want a man who is consistent..." ๐Ÿ˜ฉand just the simple act of dropping your male friends (who are only there to boost your ego anyway) cooking for a hungry man, putting him first, you refuse to do point blank period. You got allll this attitude yet you're single!!! There's nothing wrong with being single btw but be humble!!!! Don't miss the message trying to prove that your single self can do what you want in a relationship because guess what... you will stay single. And that's not what God intended for you. A marriage takes more than a pretty face honey you have to GIVE. Now you can see why men hit it & quit...would you date you? Seriously. There are TONS of single women out here, the ones who get married are the ones who are HUMBLE and willing to listen. If this post doesn't relate to you pls keep scrolling it's way too early to argue. Blackcitygirl

Here's the thing about sooo many single women nowadays, they always think they know, but they don't know WHAT IT TAKES to be married and sta...

Fail, Girls, and Life: You like him because he's a lost boy. Believe me, I've seen it happen before. But do you know what happens to girls who love lost boys? They become lost themselves. Without fail. David Levithan, Every Day Lost boys, broken boys, dishonest boys, unavailable boys... I've spent way too much time over these past few months chasing after the wrong guys. Guys who didn't know or love themselves enough to ever possibly know or love me. Guys who were so hopelessly, desperately lost, they used parts of my soul as bread crumbs to try and find their way back. Guys who were quite literally drowning in their own lives and grasping for a life raft. But you know what happens to girls who allow themselves to become life rafts? They sink themselves. They get dragged into whirling, swirling cesspools of drama and chaos and dysfunction. They start to mistake mirages for the real deal. So the next time a lost boy tries to take your hand and lead you down his path of confusion...politely say no. Or even impolitely say no. But say no. You are not a life raft, you are not a compass, you are not bread crumbs, you are not a flashlight, you are not a bandaid, you are not a stop along the way as he attempts to "find himself." You are a whole, complete person who deserves another whole, complete person. Maybe you're saying "hey I'm a little lost right now too." And that's okay. But find your own way. Chart your own course. And never use another human being and their feelings and emotions as your GPS. Never look to another person to rescue you. Rescue yourself. Then you won't even attract the lost boys anymore. You'll attract the found ones.

Lost boys, broken boys, dishonest boys, unavailable boys... I've spent way too much time over these past few months chasing after the wrong ...

Bad, Blunts, and Dad: WAYS TO SAY NG TO WEED i. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26. was raised right, l won't light 2. anja is for goons, no thanks 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back offl 4 o thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 6 My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazerl 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, l'm as clean as a whistle Uhhh no thanks loser 33. That's a death "roach." No g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretinl i Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me i Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. injecting weed is for dummies 40. Nuh uh, respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law 1 will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men 18. Get a grip you sativa snorterl 43. l'd rather not die. Tokes kill 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking 20. I will use my taser on you. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21.What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life 47. You're dumb if you do "dank 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No wayl Hemp is horrible! 48. toners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nope Spliffs are for wimps! Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

God, Ignorant, and Love: HE WO MAN FE MALE HU MAN PER SON visual-poetry ยปswofehuperยซ by richard tipping [via] mitosisisyourtosis men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their biological inferiority and general superfluousness this is not just the "natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture rhysiare Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me ache something terrible. In my linguistics class in undergrad, we actually made fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do 1. She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto- Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for "this/here'. Your idea of patriarchal language" further falls apart when you compare this part of English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the words in German for he and she are "er" and "sie", completely unrelated So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the words "he" and "she" n English have similar form. 2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to mean humanity human being the old words in Old English for male adult person and female adult person were erman" and "wifman" respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as being the remnants of the base "wer and the base "wif- Woman evolved phonologically from the word "wifman" by natural processes where the "f sound dropped and the 'i' became lax. Man dropped its "wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but l can guarantee have nothing to do with patriarchy" because phonological change has no basis in that 3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle" which meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well "femella" which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as such 4. Human: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo- European "ghomon" which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for "man" in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of 5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because love the fuck out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at this point. Person derives from persona" from Latin which meant the same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu" Etruscan for mask' as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person" have any meaning to do with son". So yes, this is the natural order or language. Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do fact checking, l will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in your lane. Someone call the police, I've just seen some shots fired

Someone call the police, I've just seen some shots fired

Blunts, Dumb, and Growing Up: WAY STO SAY NO TO WEED i. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 26. I was raised right, l won't light 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker Back off! 4. No thanks, I'm a good person 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool 6 My dad told me better, no way 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, m as clean as a whistle 8 Uhhh... no thanks loserl 33. That's a death "roach." No g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! t me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me 1 Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now 14.I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. njecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, lrespect the police 16. I will never do one toke. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law 17. Absolutely not, Ilove myself, 42. NO Blunts are for bad men 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 3. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking 20. l will use my taser on you 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 47. You're dumb if you do "dank 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nopel Spliffs are for wimps! injecting weed is for dummies

injecting weed is for dummies