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Apple, Definitely, and Dogs: S: Sofia created a poll. March 4 at 10:33 PM ever since i moved to Europe, almost every single meal i've shared someone, there comes a point where someone asks, 'how do you say "bon inenglish' and then i have appétit dobar tek / eet smakelijk / explain that this expression essentially doesn't exist in English except for the incredibly informal 'chow down' to which they always respond in mixture of horror or confusion. after all, 'bon appétit' comes from French and it often has an air of pretension or irony and 'enjoy your meal can really only be said by someone not participating in the meal or am i wrong? what English-only phrase do YOU say before a meal? welcome to flavortown bone app the teeth +78 let's eat +71 dig in! +58 Enjoy! +56 RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE +41 GRUB We luv our bread we luv our butter but +38 most of all we luv each other 1 0+ Commencing operation mastication +31 0+ i wanna munch +29 Bone apple tea +28 .. Osteoporosis 2 +19 G'appetite +16 --- Ah, I greatly consuming this food, which is definitely not human flesh 0+ +16 eat up +14 17 OM NOM NOM NOM +10 0+ i think dogs should be able to vote +9 7 2468 dig in don't wait AMOE 0+ Blonde amputee +8 Help yourself +6 tuck in +6 time to dig in +6 shallmst we nom? +5 Boom map the sheets +4 Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay +4 Phone apple jeans +3 eat up martha +3 it's time to mönch...it's time to crönch +3 M food +2 happy masticating +2 muaddibbler:The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
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Bodies , Climbing, and Deer: Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array ofent that could equipment that could neatly control the situation "But we can't build walls to contain them!" 75 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they're in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can't move them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols. "But we don't have easy ways to kill them!" Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot. No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass. A lot of large farming equipment can destroy Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying human bady? It's not pretty Now I know what you're thinking. Merely lattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn't enough How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat? OM NOM NOM NOM. "But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can't stop!" BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe a chance and neither does a zombie. But that's not good enough!" NOW it's time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one. Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after. Country folk can survive The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse
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Funny, Via, and Nom: OM NOM NOM NOM via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2Pzj5qR

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You, Nom, and Nom Nom: Nom nom nom? I raise you with nomnomnomnommlemslurp!

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Dude, Funny, and Life: <p><a href="https://potterheadravenclaw.tumblr.com/post/164073211167/ironmongersdaughter" class="tumblr_blog">potterheadravenclaw</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://ironmongersdaughter.tumblr.com/post/164071845435/highlyfunctioning-fangirl-starfleetrambo" class="tumblr_blog">ironmongersdaughter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://highlyfunctioning-fangirl.tumblr.com/post/77113482724/starfleetrambo-xshiromorix">highlyfunctioning-fangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starfleetrambo.tumblr.com/post/67549324946/xshiromorix-capt-james-t-kirk">starfleetrambo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xshiromorix.tumblr.com/post/67539021486/capt-james-t-kirk-supernaturalfan1">xshiromorix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capt-james-t-kirk.tumblr.com/post/67455636386/supernaturalfan1-underthestarssofaraway-i">capt-james-t-kirk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supernaturalfan1.tumblr.com/post/67421275724/underthestarssofaraway-i-like-how-everyone">supernaturalfan1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://underthestarssofaraway.tumblr.com/post/66945144514/i-like-how-everyone-seems-like-theyre-dead-tired">underthestarssofaraway</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainmatsuoka.tumblr.com/post/66532763820">captainmatsuoka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going<br/><em>‘om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom’</em></small></p> </blockquote> <p>Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.</p> </blockquote> <p>and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left</p> </blockquote> <p>and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off</p> </blockquote> <p>Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.</p> </blockquote> <p>#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping</p> </blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mmCA31ZmV5oF0W5II3gpk0A">@potterheadravenclaw</a> have you seen this?</blockquote> <p>I wanna see loki chained to a bike rack now.</p> </blockquote> <p>&ldquo;C'mon guys this isn&rsquo;t funny! *sniff* I wanted some shawarma&hellip;&rdquo;</p>
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