It would be a generous 30 minutes
We’ve been busted boys, pack it up
“I sometimes eat double bacon cheeseburgers - but I don’t think that makes me less of a vegan”
Its a shame Im out of the running after only 5 words.
I’m overweight but you can’t be!
a friend of mine gave me permission to post this
Saw This on Twitter, Wanted to Share
Two years ago I downloaded Tinder to find someone. She was my first swipe right, so I asked her on a date. A couple years later I am still s...
That’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see how it plays out!
I really hope this was the ego boost she needed to get through the day
Only psychics should swipe right
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I’m just going to swipe right anyways
Thinking about switching dentists
I got nothing else to lose at this point so I’m letting VoiceOverPete do my bio
Would you swipe right or left? ❌💚
Choose your own adventure
byronicthor:If these poets had tinder
I fell in love, but she said she was too far away to hit on me :(
Would you buy?
Her bio said Only swipe right if youre Tom Brady
Still gonna swipe right on all of them (@wittyidiot)
Had to swipe right
Wish me luck boys
I just had to swipe right in this gem
Over the past year, I made about 50 of these profiles (for fun). These are 8 of my favorite. Hopefully you get a laugh out of them.
My buddys conversation. He got her number shortly after