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Dad, Facts, and Family: Tweet laynie* @delayniemarie so as a joke, i told this guy i needed a formal résumé on why he would be a good date to my sister wedding. this happened eooo Verizon LTE 10:13 PM 4296.1 ) I'm here to apply for the super cool date position im gona need a formal resume Do you want that through email or will you need a paper copy email will be fine. you have two hours to send it to Fuck I'm actually nervous now you better get to writing that resume, sweetheart;) da What does it need to include? interesting facts about you. what makes you qualified to be a good date. why should i pick you? will you be nice to my family? you know, just come up with stiff Today 5:43 PM Hope you know I'm really doing this shit You found the one im honestly excited I just sent it omg did you really I swear Imao Type a message Send GIF Stitch It! OBJECTIVE To be the super cool date to Delaynie's sister's wedding EXPERIENCE Been to multiple weddings, so I know how to behave I was the Best Man in my sister's wedding. REASONS TO CHOOSE NATE . . . Super cool (Just like you're looking for) Very respectful Decent conversationalist Likes to party Cleans up nice .I'm actually a normal guy... not like a lot of the idiots out there today . I've got a very extensive sense of humor, with the capability to find something funny about anything Just the right amount of extra... like extra enough to really make a résumé, but not extra enough to piss you off . AWARDS AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS : "Best son I ever had" My dad . "So handsome-My mom "Realest nigga I ever met in my life"-My black friend Gavin Stitch It What makes you qualified? (Credit: @delayniemarie on Twitter)
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Family, Kkk, and Memes: Pvramid of White Supremac Genocide In a pyramid, every brick depends on the ones below it for Murdor Violence Police Shootings support. If the bricks at the Lynching Hate Crimes bottom are removed, the whole Calls for Violence Polce Brutalitystructure comes tumbling down. Neo-Nazis KKK The N Word Confoderato Flags Burning Crosses Discrimination Mass Incarceration Swastkoa Racial Profling School-to-prison P polino Hring Dison stop and Frisk Redlining Anti-Immigration Policies Foaring Pooplo of Color Racial Slurs Funding Schools Locally Victim Blaming Predatory L Racist Jokes Veiled Racism Paternalism English-only Initiatives Euro-Centric Curriculum Bootstrap Theory Racist Mascots Tokonism Claiming Reverse Racism Cultural Appropriation Colorblindnoss Tone Policing Minimization We all belong to the human race Donial of Whito Privlogo Whito Savior Complox Post-Racial Society "Why can't we all just get along? it doesnt matter who you voto for White Ally Speaking over Poc False Equivocation ts just a joke! Get over slavery Not all whito pooplo.. But my Black friend said.. Not Bolioving Exporionces of POC Prioritizing Intontions over Impact Racist Jokes Indifference Two Sides to Every Story Avoilding Confrontation with Racist Family Mombors doosn't affoct mo Not Challenging Remaining Apolitical Adapted from Elien Tuzzolo and Ssfehouse Progressive Ariance for Nonvio ence's diagram 厘thesociologicalcinema Pyramid of White Supremacy In a pyramid, every brick depends on the ones below it for support. If the bricks at the bottom are removed, the whole structure comes tumbling down. SmashWhiteSupremacy 👊🏾✊🏽 . Via @feministastic

SmashWhiteSupremacy 👊🏾✊🏽 . Via @feministastic

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