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Say Bruh what happened to bath time? Like why after a certain age u gotta take showers? Like I take my lil seven minutes to find the perfect shower song (ayeeee...proper musical curation take time πŸ˜‡) and then as soon as the Migos hit that "seventeen five, same color, t shirt", I'm massaging my nether regions with Rocky Mountain Lavender Soap (twice the lavender - fvck with your boy πŸ€—) and bam, phone call. Another phone call. Can I join a conference call. Secretary saying where u at smash it's people here to see u. Y'all just don't want smash to have anything nice, do u. I can't even bathe my nostrils in soft lavender steam without a reminder that I've sold my soul to work πŸ˜›. With that said who wanna take a trip to Iceland with smash and bathe in a hot spring. No cell phone roaming. Just soaking in the wilderness while wild animals descend from the mountains and salute us, and then we can dine on local delicacies such as HrΓΊtspungur (ram testes). Just kidding! U wild mama smash is from the hood, I might put my balls on yo tongue but I ain't putting balls on MY tongue u wild hahaha nah for real tho. Let's take a vacation to a destination where a bath is a way of life to make up for all the adult baths we missed. My body is ready πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: a pug in a tub Dr Smashlove Say Bruh what happened to bath time? Like why after a certain age u gotta take showers? Like I take my lil seven minutes to find the perfect shower song (ayeeee...proper musical curation take time πŸ˜‡) and then as soon as the Migos hit that "seventeen five, same color, t shirt", I'm massaging my nether regions with Rocky Mountain Lavender Soap (twice the lavender - fvck with your boy πŸ€—) and bam, phone call. Another phone call. Can I join a conference call. Secretary saying where u at smash it's people here to see u. Y'all just don't want smash to have anything nice, do u. I can't even bathe my nostrils in soft lavender steam without a reminder that I've sold my soul to work πŸ˜›. With that said who wanna take a trip to Iceland with smash and bathe in a hot spring. No cell phone roaming. Just soaking in the wilderness while wild animals descend from the mountains and salute us, and then we can dine on local delicacies such as HrΓΊtspungur (ram testes). Just kidding! U wild mama smash is from the hood, I might put my balls on yo tongue but I ain't putting balls on MY tongue u wild hahaha nah for real tho. Let's take a vacation to a destination where a bath is a way of life to make up for all the adult baths we missed. My body is ready πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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