Tom Nook: “please dont get blackout drunk in my store”
If I'm down in a honky tonk, and some ole slick's tryin' to give me friction...
Sad teachers are sad.
Need an IV of mimosas stat
Is 13 hours of dry January enough? ( @drinksforgayz )
FDR describes US isolationist foreign policy, (1933 - 1941)
Don’t care, had sex.
I’m fluent in inebriation🤤🙌🏻🥂 girlsthinkimfunnytwitter brunch brunchbetches sundayfunday letsgo mimosas
Stronger than yesterday 🎶
IM HERE AND READY TO DRINK MORE
Apologies in advance to my liver for this weekend
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I can scroll @some_bull_ish's profile for an hour and not get bored 😂😂 @some_bull_ish • • • blackout drunk ripoff macncheese deadly
@drgrayfang throws the best parties
@drinksforgayz and I went to hard last night. Wine Wednesday always gets the best of me TBH
YEAH RIGHT JAN YOU LOSER YOU
WHY?!? I was ready to give such a soft boop followed by ear scritches.
Let's just drink about it 🍷💯🙋🏽
Get blackout drunk tonight, wake up tomorrow and avoid all responsibilities by consuming electrolytes and watching the OC to see all of Rach...