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Beautiful, Children, and Lawyer: shitroughdrafts: April 8, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines (see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five business days, or you will be fined. Ellis Hills is a beautiful neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules! Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President    April 9, 2015  Dear Mr. Kerin, Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said that they are all facing his house.  I don’t know three extra gnomes showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house. But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7). You have four days until you are fined. Please address this issue ASAP. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 10, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I drove by your house this morning on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you) placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate Lawn Décor Positions on page 9. Mr. Kerin, you have three days left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined. Are you getting these emails? Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 11, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was emailed a picture of your lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes. This gives me the impression that you made them yourself. Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood. Please be advised that you have two days left before incurring fines. FYI you are now also in violation of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this rule even existed. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 12, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was woken up by a phone call from John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him down and went over to see what the problem was. Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with gnomes!  There are over one hundred of them. I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting little men. One gnome in particular is wearing a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other gnomes are treating him like a horse. This is in direct violation of an HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA guidelines attached as a PDF. You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a lawyer. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 13, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I don’t know how you did it, but thank you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the authorities involved! Since you managed to do it before five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning. As a reminder, please do not place any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 14, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was just brought to my attention that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front lawn. I have also been informed that this lawn flamingo is wearing a thong. If you do not remove this flamingo within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned. Thanks! Linda Hoyt
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Children, Crime, and Memes: Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages @balleralert Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A preschool teacher was able to save two kids while aboard a Southwest Airlines flight after seeing horrific messages from a man in the seat in front of her. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The San Jose Police department reports that 56-year old Michael Keller was texting on his smartphone with large font, when the woman noticed that the messages involved young children being sexually abused. The woman discreetly took photos of his screen and reported the case to airline staff. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It was in large font, and she sees certain words and starts contemplating there’s something bigger there,” San Jose sex-crimes detective Nick Jourdenais told MercuryNews. “Then the conversation transitions to children. That’s the moment when she decided to preserve the evidence as best as she could.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Upon the landing of the flight, a flight attendant notified police about the situation. Keller was arrested at the airport. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After a thorough investigation, authorities found that Keller was actually texting babysitter, Gail Burnworth, who was babysitting two young children. BuzzFeed reports that the texts allegedly included requests for Burnworth to sexually abuse the children. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Both Keller and Burnworth have been arrested. Keller was charged with two counts of attempted child molestation and two counts of solicitation of a sex crime. Burnworth was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor, rape of a child in the first degree, and dealing in depictions of a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct, according to the police report.

Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A preschool teacher w...

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Beautiful, Children, and Lawyer: shitroughdrafts: April 8, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines (see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five business days, or you will be fined. Ellis Hills is a beautiful neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules! Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President    April 9, 2015  Dear Mr. Kerin, Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said that they are all facing his house.  I don’t know three extra gnomes showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house. But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7). You have four days until you are fined. Please address this issue ASAP. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 10, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I drove by your house this morning on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you) placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate Lawn Décor Positions on page 9. Mr. Kerin, you have three days left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined. Are you getting these emails? Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 11, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was emailed a picture of your lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes. This gives me the impression that you made them yourself. Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood. Please be advised that you have two days left before incurring fines. FYI you are now also in violation of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this rule even existed. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 12, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was woken up by a phone call from John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him down and went over to see what the problem was. Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with gnomes!  There are over one hundred of them. I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting little men. One gnome in particular is wearing a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other gnomes are treating him like a horse. This is in direct violation of an HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA guidelines attached as a PDF. You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a lawyer. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 13, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I don’t know how you did it, but thank you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the authorities involved! Since you managed to do it before five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning. As a reminder, please do not place any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 14, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was just brought to my attention that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front lawn. I have also been informed that this lawn flamingo is wearing a thong. If you do not remove this flamingo within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned. Thanks! Linda Hoyt
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Cute, Google, and My House: Follow auscalum 13 hours ago I'm the actual person who took this photo search it up on google my Twitter in bio fatimahpatel38, saartjedegroot, kaliisaaa and 47 others like this STARBUCKS COFFEE auscalum #alexfromtarget mv_xoxo15 Why are hella people talking about him? auscalum Cause he got all famous cause he's cute and he works at target the.death.games Really? Did he know you took the pic? the.death.games Can we do a weird follow for follow? My bff is @wicked.cupcakes and her bday is Nov 5 so can you give her a follow and we'll both give you a follow? It'd be really cool! THX D00000 auscalum @the.death.games he didn't know I took the pic I was pretending i was on fb and I followed both of you Leave a comment... Pad 06:51 pm @ 70%-. #alexfromtarget fuck me 9区 #alexfromtarget #AskAlexAQuestion WILL YOU FUCK ME Home ーInsane @RealLinnette 4h Notifications - #alexfromtarget WHAT THE FUCK! ME FUI A DORMIR HACE 10 HORAS Y ESTO SIGUE SIENDO TENDENCIA!? Discover mya @myaisfab #alexfrom target can bend me over and fuck me on a desk 5h A, . Ninja Turtles @5soSJanos1DHelp RT IF YOU THINK @acl167 SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK ME? #alexfrom target-K 7h michael plz l| 99 @asteroidmuke #alexfrom target can fuck me raw 8h Wonder Woman @bridgetfaelnar ..@dianelyssa: forget #alexfromtarget, let's talk about dan from bahama buckspic.twitter.com/dKwdn3iwMr" fuck me kS @kaley tweets "@e, salud10: RT for #SoMoFrom exas Fav for #alexfromtarget pic.twitter.com/9VZPmWWcUD" FUCK ME OH MY FOD MOSIT CAVE 14h TREVOR@RoyalDiamandis ALEX IS SO HOT "ALEX LET ME SUCK UR DICK" "U CAN FUCK ME ANY DAY" FOLLOW ME ALEX!!!" 14h Cat Calling & Hollering Sending Unwanted Sexually Explicit Texts, Emails & Msgs Whistling Unwanted Filming & Picture Taking Spreading Sexually Explicit Rumours Unwanted Touching & Groping Sexual Harassment Saying Sexually Explicit Things Stalking Sexually Explicit Hazing & Initiation Promising Things in Return For Sexual Favours Not Understanding that NO means NO Coercion, Bullying & Intimidation of a Sexual Nature <p><a href="http://poppypicklesticks.tumblr.com/post/102047801979/stoickgotrunoverbyanightfury-not-that-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">poppypicklesticks</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stoickgotrunoverbyanightfury.tumblr.com/post/101875355199/not-that-anyone-cares">stoickgotrunoverbyanightfury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>not that anyone cares.</p> </blockquote> <p>its not sexual harassment if it’s towards a 16 year old boy </p></blockquote>
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Books, Britney Spears, and Community: The Best of Tumblr's Terms of Service You have to be at least 13 years old to use Tumblr. We're serious: it's a hard rule, based on U.S. federal and state legislation, even if you're 12.9 years old. If you're younger than 13, don't use Tumblr. Ask your parents for an Xbox or try books. Uploading Sexually Explicit Video. You can embed anything as long as it follows the other guidelines on this page. But please don't use Tumblr's Upload Video feature to host any sexually explicit videos. We're not in the business of profiting from adult-oriented videos and hosting this stuff is fucking expensive. You can use services like xHamster to host those instead. . Impersonation, Stalking, or Harassment. Treat the community the way you'd like to be treated. Don't attempt to circumvent the Block feature. If you want to parody or ridicule a public figure (and who doesn't?), don't try to trick readers into thinking you are actually that public figure. Privacy Violations. Don't use Tumblr to deceptively obtain personal information. Don't post content that violates anyone's privacy, including personally identifying or confidential information like credit card numbers, social security numbers, unlisted contact information, or private photos of your ex's junk (no matter how attractive). . Harm to Minors. Be thoughtful when posting anything involving a minor. Don't post anything relating to minors that is sexually suggestive or violent. Don't bully minors, even if you are one. Life as a teenager is hard enough without the fear, anguish, and isolation caused by online bulying. Username and URL Abuse. Tumblr's URLs (usernames) are for the use and enjoyment of our users. Don't squat, hoard, collect, trade, or sell Tumbir URLs, and don't register a URL for the purpose ofe impersonating an individual, organization, or brand. Spam. Don't abuse social gestures, send unwanted messages, or aggregate content in a less-than-meaningful way. Don't put tags on your posts that will mislead or deceive searchers (for example, tagging a photo of your car with-#lady gaga-and-#britney spears'); of course, meaningful uses are always fine (for example, ironic punchline" tags that add to or playfully subvert a post itself). Don't put deceptive links or dubious code in your posts. That includes using Javascript to inject unwanted ads in blogs, or embedding links gir . Non-Genuine Social Gesture Schemes. Don't participate in schemes to gain non-genuine gestures like follows or reblogs. Don't orchestrate or engage in "follow trains. where users are encouraged to follow lists of other users to gain more followers for themselves Fnally! alwaysanoriginal: Well played, David Karp. Well played. Thought I’d share for those who didn’t take the time to see these amazing pieces of genius :P
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