Books, Drunk, and Head: I'm dubious. I should read a passage
"Bear," she cried. "I
off." The bear did not, but her menstrual fever
made him more assiduous. She was half afraid
of him, but drunk and weak for danger. She
took his thick fur that skidded in her hands,
trying to get a grip on his loose hide, but when
she went deeper into it she encountered further
depth, her short nails slipped.
love you. Pull my head
She cradled his big, furry, assymetrical
balls in her hands, she played with them, slip-
ping them gently
inside their cases as he licked.
It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I'll admit it I'm going to read this but only because it sounds like the most
fucked up romance novel in existence
A CANADIAN BESTSELLER
You have some explaining to do, Canada.
You guys don't understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller,
That's the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history
rGeneral's Award. That's the highest literary award in Canada
i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we
were like, "Oh the Bear's a metaphor or some shit." but then one kid read ahead, and was like
"Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear."
I think this needs to go on my list of books to review
Reminder that a book on romance with a bear won the highest Literary Award in Canada