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Bill Nye, Chicago, and Club: when u say ur going to take an hour nap and wake up 10 hours late @Drsmashlove Shout to u ladies with a kid. U that kid's hero so by definition - u da real MVP 😍. Now one thing kids do is build forts. With that said here is smash's guide to kids who build forts. (1) I come over to a girl's house and her son Julio schleep. He built a fort. That fort is a blanket over a couch. Ok. Baby girl. That ain't a fort. Also, Julio is six and he ain't talking yet. I see red flags. Consuela u really should get Julio looked at. Don't tell me his Abuela only speak Spanish so that's why he don't talk. In that case he should be speaking Spanish faster than homeboy who announce the soccer games on Univision: "Gooooooaaaaaaaal!" U feel me? Cmon baby girl work with me. That. Ain't. A. Fort. (2) Blanket stretched out over a couch to some chairs, books on the blanket to anchor the blanket. Will this 'fort' protect against a Roman invasion? Hell nah. But Julio showing promise. Nice job Consuela ❤. (3) Multiple blankets stretched over chairs, anchored under the chairs, couch cushions and pillows barricading the walls, one small opening. High five Julio. U a builder. U smart. U very smart 🙌. (4) Actual, literal fort built out of Straws and Connectors. White bed sheet over it. Walk inside and it's pillows neatly arranged with books and a jug of lemonade and four cups. Julio has built a literal teepee with the structural integrity of a cot damn brick building. Julio's father, Jürgen, the chief engineer at Mercedes Benz who flew into Chicago for a night and laid pipe to Consuela in the bathroom of Paris Club, would be proud. Lemme be clear. Julio headed to MIT. Julio gon get a phd at MIT. Julio gon TEACH at MIT. Consuela - that boy the next Bill Nye. He the next Neil deGrasse Tyson. U feel me? The Latin version. Go head Consuela. All that time reading Harry Potter to Julio and taking him to museums paid off. Let's start a family. No serious, I'm adopting Julio. He adopted. He gon do my taxes now. U feel me? We could head to City Hall tomorrow. And then eat at Cheesecake Factory after. Ain't nothin to it but to do it 😍😂😂😂

Shout to u ladies with a kid. U that kid's hero so by definition - u da real MVP 😍. Now one thing kids do is build forts. With that said her...

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