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itriednottothinkaboutit:“The story is supposed to be over. Simon Snow did everything he was supposed to do. He beat the villain. He won the war. He even fell in love. Now comes the good part, right? Now comes the happily ever after…“So why can’t Simon Snow get off the couch? What he needs, according to his best friend, is a change of scenery. He just needs to see himself in a new light… That’s how Simon and Penny and Baz end up in a vintage convertible, tearing across the American West. They find trouble, of course. (Dragons, vampires, skunk-headed things with shotguns.) And they get lost. They get so lost, they start to wonder whether they ever knew where they were headed in the first place…”: not all thore who wander ane lost itriednottothinkaboutit:“The story is supposed to be over. Simon Snow did everything he was supposed to do. He beat the villain. He won the war. He even fell in love. Now comes the good part, right? Now comes the happily ever after…“So why can’t Simon Snow get off the couch? What he needs, according to his best friend, is a change of scenery. He just needs to see himself in a new light… That’s how Simon and Penny and Baz end up in a vintage convertible, tearing across the American West. They find trouble, of course. (Dragons, vampires, skunk-headed things with shotguns.) And they get lost. They get so lost, they start to wonder whether they ever knew where they were headed in the first place…”

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pissed-off-californian: liberscaryrynn: jurakan: hellstobetsy: omg-humor: One hell of a movie idea I would watch this movie entirely to learn how a black guy convinced everyone he was in charge of a Confederate ship YES I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS “You sure you…”“Yes. I tan easy. Don’t worry about it.” Black people were slave owners too retard That doesn’t mean it was common for them to captain Confederate ships, genius.: Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRunAgain We have three Pitch Perfect movies, eleventy billion Fast and the Furious, 14 remakes of Spiderman, and not one gotdann Robert Smalls movie. I would watch the HELL out of that. Meet Robert Smalls Born into slavery in 1839 -Steals a Confederate military ship in 1861 - Disguises himself as the captain - Uses the secret code book and hand signals to pass Confederate guard ships - Rescues more slaves and their families -Escapes to freedom - Works as military advisor to the Union until war ends - Buys a house -Runs for Congress - Wins Lives happily ever after 2:15 AM 18 Aug 18 pissed-off-californian: liberscaryrynn: jurakan: hellstobetsy: omg-humor: One hell of a movie idea I would watch this movie entirely to learn how a black guy convinced everyone he was in charge of a Confederate ship YES I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS “You sure you…”“Yes. I tan easy. Don’t worry about it.” Black people were slave owners too retard That doesn’t mean it was common for them to captain Confederate ships, genius.

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