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Ass, College, and Food: sorcererinslytherin: homwrecker this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god Alright STORYTIME: So my mum and I were meant to stay for two nights at this hotel in the middle of nowhere in Denmark and we stayed there last night and we were supposed to stay there again tonight but last night it was just horrible (I'm talking no hot water, broken bed, dirty, NO WIFI) so this morning we decided to take all our stuff with us when we left for the day to go into the city (two hours away) and while we were in the city we were gonna look for another hotel and if we found one we were just gonna stay in the city. So we went down to the front desk and told them that we had an early flight the next morning in the city (which is true) so if we found a hotel there we might just stay but if we couldn't we would come back so could they please keep our room (we'd already paid for it mind you) and we gave them back the keys and left. Fast forward eight hours we couldn't find any hotels anywhere around cuz there's some sort of festival going on at the moment so we decided to drive two hours back to the hotel. We got back and went up to the front desk, only to find out that they had ALREADY SOLD OUR ROOM TO SOMEONE ELSE. So we got our money back and drove back to the city, and went looking around one more time for a hotel. Fast forward another hour and a huge ass roaming charge on my phone and now we just decided to stay the night at the airport. To be honest though I'm happier here than at that hotel because at least the fucking airport has wifi :) -mio