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lolzandtrollz: See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers: a Fig 1: Form an "A" shape with your index and middle fingers using both hands. Extend your middle and index fingers on both hands, keeping them close together, while your thumbs hold down your ring and pinky fingers. Place your two middle fingers together, forming an "A" shape. Ifeel like I get a louder and more forceful whistle using this finger combo. Fig 2: Draw back your lips to cover your teeth. Lip placement is key, Give your lips a quick lick to wet your whistle. Tuck your lips back over your teeth. It's what you do when you pretend youre an old man without any teeth. Your lips need to cover your teeth in order to whistle successfully Feel free to adjust howmuch or lite you tuck your lips back. It's going to vary from person to person. Your fingers will help keep your bottom lip tudked over your teeth. Fig 3: Push tongue back into mouth. Place the tip of your fingers underneath your tongue right at the tip. Push the tip of your tongue back with your fingers. You're basically folding the first 1/4 of your tongue back on itself. Push your tongue back into your mouth until your first knuckle reaches your bottom lips. Fig 4: Blow through the hole between your two index fingers. Give a soft blow out your mouth. You should feel the air only go out over your bottom lip. If you feel air coming out the sides of your mouth, dlose your mouth tighter around your fingers. Remember, perfect seal Make sure you don't see your tongue make an appearance in the hole between your fingers! I's blocking the air from coming out. You probably won't get a sound right off the bat. That's okay. Adjust your finger placement under your tongue and experiment with different finger angles and varying degrees of lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot. Experimentation is key-keep making little adjustments. You'll know when you're getting close to your whistle sweet spot because you'll start producing a noise that sounds sort of like you're blowing over a beer bottle. Start blowing more forcefully, until you get that high-pitched and loud whistle. you should probably ge to TheMetaPicture.com LLLTSA lolzandtrollz: See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers

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dissociatves: lesbophobes: everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock: For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x) “Don’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.”(Gonzalez-Torres, 1988) : 12 11 10 1 2 3. 4. 76 11 10 33 4 76 5 www. CC LO dissociatves: lesbophobes: everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock: For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x) “Don’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.”(Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

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KEEP SWIPING FOR MORE VID AND PIC GOODNESS THIS IS A LOVE BOMB, BELOVEDS. NOW LISTEN COT DAMMIT 😂 LEMME TELL U SOMETHING. SOMETIMES INSPIRATIONAL PEOPLE LIKE WILL SMITH OR DR PHIL OR YOUR YOGA INSTRUCTOR JULIE WHO LIVED IN INDIA FOR THREE YEARS DOING YOGA IN LITTLE YOGA HUTS AND CAME BACK WOKE ASF THEY BE SAYING “don’t let your mistakes define you” OK BUT LEMME TAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER. IF U KEEP REPEATING THEM MISTAKES...THEY GON DEFINE U. WITH THAT I ASK GOD TO TURN OUR HEARTS AND MAKE US BETTER - ME FIRST. WITH HIS HELP WE CAN GO FROM MEDIOCRE TO MAGNIFICENT BUT WE NEED TO DO IT WITH HUMILITY BC IF WE ARROGANT THEN WE ALREADY LOST. I ASK GOD TO HUMBLE US AND MAKE US THANKFUL AND UPRIGHT. I LOVE YALL. BLESS UP ❤️: She's found the sweet spot @DrSmashlove KEEP SWIPING FOR MORE VID AND PIC GOODNESS THIS IS A LOVE BOMB, BELOVEDS. NOW LISTEN COT DAMMIT 😂 LEMME TELL U SOMETHING. SOMETIMES INSPIRATIONAL PEOPLE LIKE WILL SMITH OR DR PHIL OR YOUR YOGA INSTRUCTOR JULIE WHO LIVED IN INDIA FOR THREE YEARS DOING YOGA IN LITTLE YOGA HUTS AND CAME BACK WOKE ASF THEY BE SAYING “don’t let your mistakes define you” OK BUT LEMME TAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER. IF U KEEP REPEATING THEM MISTAKES...THEY GON DEFINE U. WITH THAT I ASK GOD TO TURN OUR HEARTS AND MAKE US BETTER - ME FIRST. WITH HIS HELP WE CAN GO FROM MEDIOCRE TO MAGNIFICENT BUT WE NEED TO DO IT WITH HUMILITY BC IF WE ARROGANT THEN WE ALREADY LOST. I ASK GOD TO HUMBLE US AND MAKE US THANKFUL AND UPRIGHT. I LOVE YALL. BLESS UP ❤️

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srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids: AN AVERAGE SATURDAY MORNING: WITH KIDS VS. WITHOUT KID WITH KIDS TIME WITHOUT KIDS Time to get up! Someone peed 6:00 You won't be getting up for 5 through his diaper and now your bed is covered in urine more You change a diaper and try to get the kid to sleep a little longer but now the he's yelling zoo animals and doing flips on the 6:30 You made some breakfast for your child, but today he decided he hates eggs. He's saying he wants "scrims" but you don't know what that means. He won't explain and just keeps yelling "scrims" louder and louder 7:00 Your pillow got a little warm so you turn it over and go back to You've now watched the same episode of Spongebob four times. One time you tried to change it over to the news and your kid shoved a spoon in the Tranquil visions dance in your 8:00 O0 head as the sweet embrace of slumber engulfs your resting body You attempt to take a shower but your kid keeps throwing can openers into the tub. You weren't aware that you hacd multiple can openers An angel comes down and gently kisses your forehead. Sleep well, sweet prince 8:30 You walk upstairs to your room, but didn't realize your kid was using the stairs as a stunt zone for Hot Wheels and you slip on one and nearly die as you tumble back down to the A hummingbird perches itself outside your window and sings a sweet lullaby. He blows you a kiss and soars away 9:00 You try to finally go to the bathroom, but forgot to lock the door so now your kid is crying because you won't let him dump sand in your lap. He dumps it on the dog instead. The sand was actually used cat litter You wake briefly to adjust your sleep number. (You bought an adjustable bed with all the disposable income you have from not having a kid.) 9:30 You hear laughter, which is almost more terrifying than crying. You walk in the living room to see your kid making 10:00 S Still sleeping soundly, like a puppy in front of a crackling snow angels in glue. There's no way you're getting your deposit back with a giant glue angel in the middle of the carpet Your kid doses off and you try to catch up on your favorite show You stir a little and check your texts. Your friend wants to go to brunch later. That sounds nice 30 more minutes of sleep and you'll get ready for that. Maybe go to mall later or ride go-karts Unfortunately, six minutes into it 10:30 there's a dramatic moment where the music builds and your kid is now wide-awake. (Screw You get everyone loaded into the car to go to the zoo, even though it's 90 degrees and so humid taxidermy is coming back to life. Your kid yells a racial slur he heard in a movie. Out of all the words he's heard, that's the only one that stuck. You wake up feeling refreshed and beautiful. You know what? It's Saturday. Let's just lie in the bed a while and watch a movie 11:00 srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids

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