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Nothing can stop the Dad Joke, not even coronavirus. #Memes #Dads #DadJokes #Entertainment #Parenting: Nothing can stop the Dad Joke, not even coronavirus. #Memes #Dads #DadJokes #Entertainment #Parenting
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Ain’t no quarantine gonna stop the pubs in Ireland 😷☘️: Ain’t no quarantine gonna stop the pubs in Ireland 😷☘️
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Ain’t no quarantine gonna stop the pubs in Ireland 😷☘️
Ain’t no quarantine gonna stop the pubs in Ireland 😷☘️: Ain’t no quarantine gonna stop the pubs in Ireland 😷☘️
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Ain’t no quarantine gonna stop the pubs in Ireland 😷☘️
![cheeseanonioncrisps:
roseverdict:
roseverdict:
jus-tea:
Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,
She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,
Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.
Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.
[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]
HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT
It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”
: cheeseanonioncrisps:
roseverdict:
roseverdict:
jus-tea:
Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,
She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,
Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.
Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.
[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]
HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT
It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”](https://pics.me.me/thumb_cheeseanonioncrisps-roseverdict-roseverdict-jus-tea-daddy’s-at-the-food-store-mummy’s-72345685.png)
Damn straight! You can’t stop the rock! by notanannon
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Do your part to help stop the spread of Coronavirus: Do your part to help stop the spread of Coronavirus
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Do your part to help stop the spread of Coronavirus
![sushinfood:
justamerplwithabox:
vivelafat:
prokopetz:
officialdeadparrot:
grellholmes:
elsajeni:
gunslingerannie:
justtkeepcalmm:
dean-and-his-pie:
fororchestra:
musicalmelody:
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
: sushinfood:
justamerplwithabox:
vivelafat:
prokopetz:
officialdeadparrot:
grellholmes:
elsajeni:
gunslingerannie:
justtkeepcalmm:
dean-and-his-pie:
fororchestra:
musicalmelody:
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share](https://pics.me.me/thumb_sushinfood-justamerplwithabox-vivelafat-prokopetz-officialdeadparrot-grellholmes-elsajeni-gunslingerannie-justtkeepcalmm-dean-and-his-pie-69735260.png)
Stop the plastic before it’s… to late by pheeney99
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Stop the plastic before it’s…Too late by Lono96
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kaijutegu:
the-awkward-turt:
animals-riding-animals:
gharials riding gharial
Mom of the year
Everyone in the notes is saying mama, but that’s dad.
See the lump on his nose? Only males have those. It’s actually where they got their name; the lumps tend to resemble earthenware cooking pots called ghara.
What we’re seeing here is a really good dad.
This is par for the course for gharials, though- here’s some more dads of the year!
this dad is angry but that doesn’t stop the ride
sometimes you have so many beautiful children they become a wig
: kaijutegu:
the-awkward-turt:
animals-riding-animals:
gharials riding gharial
Mom of the year
Everyone in the notes is saying mama, but that’s dad.
See the lump on his nose? Only males have those. It’s actually where they got their name; the lumps tend to resemble earthenware cooking pots called ghara.
What we’re seeing here is a really good dad.
This is par for the course for gharials, though- here’s some more dads of the year!
this dad is angry but that doesn’t stop the ride
sometimes you have so many beautiful children they become a wig
![kaijutegu:
the-awkward-turt:
animals-riding-animals:
gharials riding gharial
Mom of the year
Everyone in the notes is saying mama, but that’s dad.
See the lump on his nose? Only males have those. It’s actually where they got their name; the lumps tend to resemble earthenware cooking pots called ghara.
What we’re seeing here is a really good dad.
This is par for the course for gharials, though- here’s some more dads of the year!
this dad is angry but that doesn’t stop the ride
sometimes you have so many beautiful children they become a wig
: kaijutegu:
the-awkward-turt:
animals-riding-animals:
gharials riding gharial
Mom of the year
Everyone in the notes is saying mama, but that’s dad.
See the lump on his nose? Only males have those. It’s actually where they got their name; the lumps tend to resemble earthenware cooking pots called ghara.
What we’re seeing here is a really good dad.
This is par for the course for gharials, though- here’s some more dads of the year!
this dad is angry but that doesn’t stop the ride
sometimes you have so many beautiful children they become a wig]()
kaijutegu: the-awkward-turt: animals-riding-animals: gharials riding gharial Mom of the year Everyone in the notes is saying mama, b...
How to stop the robots: if(Going To TurnEvil)
{dont0);
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You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that
can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many
times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is
insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular
language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break
down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular
regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me
crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even
Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with
regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp.
Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together
like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and
HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you
parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to
inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes.
HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the
onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late
it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue
(except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive
this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and
security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the
dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg
ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless
screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and
existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy
radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of
regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you
see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he
comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne
stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES
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Have you tried using an XML parser instead?
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buggachat:
reflekdoll reminded me of how my dad taught my sister to drive: 'Are you sure yovre ready!
quit
'S not too late to
Yep! Let's
do this
Cick
Donid Foget to
ceuk your mirors
Oh, rght!
Almost forgot
Ready?
Yes!
Оlay
Start moving
STOP THE CAR!!
ETME
DRIVE!
STOP! WERE
DIE!!
ZGONNA
Were only
eng 1oieph.
buggachat:
reflekdoll reminded me of how my dad taught my sister to drive
![buggachat:
reflekdoll reminded me of how my dad taught my sister to drive: 'Are you sure yovre ready!
quit
'S not too late to
Yep! Let's
do this
Cick
Donid Foget to
ceuk your mirors
Oh, rght!
Almost forgot
Ready?
Yes!
Оlay
Start moving
STOP THE CAR!!
ETME
DRIVE!
STOP! WERE
DIE!!
ZGONNA
Were only
eng 1oieph.
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browsedankmemes:
A wall to be proud of! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HMmJMD: James Melville
@JamesMelville
More than 20 African countries have
joined together to plant a giant wall of
trees that wil run across the continent
to stop the spread of the Sahara
Desert. The Great Green Wall of Africa
will stretch for 7,000 kilometres, from
coast to coast right across the
continent.
MSuntanie
Mal
Niget
SIGan
TCha
urk
Duibouti
Goinee
oures
Sea Le rchana
ATPRY
Republique
Centrafricaine
Etvo
South Sudan
Cameroun
Camen
Lberia
Centra
African
Realic
Gut of Ouele
Sooma
Sormal
Equaterial
Guines
Uganda
Kenya
Gabon Congo
Republique
democratique Rnda
du Congo
DR Cango
Buruns
browsedankmemes:
A wall to be proud of! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HMmJMD
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A wall to be proud of! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HMmJMD: James Melville
@JamesMelville
More than 20 African countries have
joined together to plant a giant wall of
trees that wil run across the continent
to stop the spread of the Sahara
Desert. The Great Green Wall of Africa
will stretch for 7,000 kilometres, from
coast to coast right across the
continent.
MSuntanie
Mal
Niget
SIGan
TCha
urk
Duibouti
Goinee
oures
Sea Le rchana
ATPRY
Republique
Centrafricaine
Etvo
South Sudan
Cameroun
Camen
Lberia
Centra
African
Realic
Gut of Ouele
Sooma
Sormal
Equaterial
Guines
Uganda
Kenya
Gabon Congo
Republique
democratique Rnda
du Congo
DR Cango
Buruns
browsedankmemes:
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And that blue man using his force to control red shirt because if he used too much force all are fall down on the ground: Not all superheroes
wear capes
RCBLES
That man in Red
shirt is using his force
to stop the bat
And that blue man using his force to control red shirt because if he used too much force all are fall down on the ground
![And that blue man using his force to control red shirt because if he used too much force all are fall down on the ground: Not all superheroes
wear capes
RCBLES
That man in Red
shirt is using his force
to stop the bat
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Best investment of today! Rated a top buy by all market investors! NotTiananmen.jpg! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Z0NHpI: Vex
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China signals possible military intervention to
stop the Hong Kong protests
Experts say that would be a huge mistake, but the possibility can't be discounted
By Alex MaAesx tew.comAug, 20100 ET
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Hev. I've seen this one!
chinese citizens
What do you mean you've seen this?
It's brand new.
Best investment of today! Rated a top buy by all market investors! NotTiananmen.jpg! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Z0NHpI
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China signals possible military intervention to
stop the Hong Kong protests
Experts say that would be a huge mistake, but the possibility can't be discounted
By Alex MaAesx tew.comAug, 20100 ET
ARE
Hev. I've seen this one!
chinese citizens
What do you mean you've seen this?
It's brand new.
Best investment of today! Rated a top buy by all market investors! NotTiananmen.jpg! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Z0NHpI]()
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