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Blue, Puppy, and Got: My son made me take this photo until I got the shot.... A few hundred shots later, it happened. I got the tongue at full extension!

My son made me take this photo until I got the shot.... A few hundred shots later, it happened. I got the tongue at full extension!

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Birthday, Love, and Pop: This Little Girl Narrated To Her Class How Her Brother Was Born. This Is Priceless I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mommy and Daddy made him as a symbol of their love, and then Daddy put a seed in my mother's stomach and Luke grew in there. He ate for 9 months through an umbrella cord." She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had a video camera rolling. The kids are watching her in amazement. "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my mother starts going, 'Oh, oh, oh!" Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. "She walked around the house for, like an hour, "Oh, oh, oh!" Now this kid is doing this hysterical duck-walk, holding her back and groaning. "My father called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my mother to lay down in bed like this." Erica lies down with her back against the wall. "And then, pop! My mother had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew! The kid has her legs spread and with her little hands is miming water flowing away. It was too much! "Then the middle wife starts going push, push, and breathe, breathe. They start counting, but they never even got past 10 Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff they said was from the play-center, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sureI applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes long <p>This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.</p>

This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.

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Bad, Candy, and Fire: Not That Kind of Girl 150 through the barrier. "Mom, she kissed me! Look, she kised me!" I leaned in again, and she bit down hard on m y no se with her two new teeth and laughed. As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affe tion: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a "motorcycle chick." Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just "relax on me." Basically, anything a sex- ual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was try- ing. Maybe, I thought, she would be more willing to accept kisses if I wore the face mask my grandmother had for when she did her dialysis. (The answer was no.) What I really wanted, beyond affection, was to feel that she needed me that she was helpless without her big sister leading her through the world. I took a perverse pleasure in delivering bad news to her-the death of our grandfather, a fire across the street-hoping that her fear would drive her into my arms, would make her trust me. "If you don't try so hard it'll be better" my father sai I hung back. But once she was he her breathe: in, out, i, er said. So sleeping, I would creep into r room and listen to until she rolled away. <p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/140180998254/blacklight-philosophy-egalitarian-gamer" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://blacklight-philosophy.tumblr.com/post/139993057354/egalitarian-gamer-valyrian-tomfoolery" class="tumblr_blog">blacklight-philosophy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egalitarian-gamer.tumblr.com/post/139992304059">egalitarian-gamer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://valyrian-tomfoolery.tumblr.com/post/139991556801">valyrian-tomfoolery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feministxtears.tumblr.com/post/139949839397">feministxtears</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rachelcheeser.tumblr.com/post/120681277815">rachelcheeser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I鈥檝e seen a lot of anti-lena dunham recently so I decided to read a lot of different articles. I then came across one with a snapshot of her book. Actually wanna vomit now.</p> </blockquote> <p>But she鈥檚 a feminist so it doesn鈥檛 matter.</p> </blockquote> <p>HOW DO PEOPLE NOT FIND THIS HORRIBLY DISTURBING鈥</p> <h2>HOW?!</h2> </blockquote> <p>I just want to know why she hadn鈥檛 been ostracised. This is absolutely horrid and she deserves a special seat in the deepest pits of Hell because not only did she do this shit, but she WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT and is in no way ashamed of her behaviour. I feel bad for her sister; not only did she endure this shit, but she also got to watch as it was published and read by thousands of people as a fucking novel. That poor girl must be humiliated beyond all measure because now everyone knows about it. That can be more damaging than the actual abuse itself.</p> </blockquote> <p>What surprises me even more than the fact that she hasn鈥檛 been ostracized yet, but the vehement defense she鈥檚 been receiving at large. The excuses being made for her are incredible. 鈥淚t was just a game! They were just kids!鈥 etc.</p></blockquote> <p>I want you to stop and imagine with me for a second: a male star writes a book about how he used to bribe his little sister to kiss him and crawled into her bed while she was sleeping. He actively try to emotionally manipulate her into relying on him and took, in his own words, 鈥減erverse pleasure鈥 and giving her bad news in order to make her more emotionally dependent on him. oh, and he also used to lay in bed next to her and masturbate while she was sleeping. Feel incredibly dirty yet? But Lena Dunham has a vagina, so everything is OK.</p></blockquote>
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Memes, Pressure, and Vision: Dont downgrade your dreams to match your reality Upgrade your belief to match your Vision Here is a snapshot of few sources of influence that are affecting you every day. . These sources are at the heart of your day-to-day choices, and have a far-reaching effect on how you live your life as well as whether you鈥檙e satisfied or frustrated with your life, overall. . Self-talk 鈥 What goes through your mind when making a decision is often subtle and easy to miss, but very powerful. The things you say to yourself in your head can empower you or make you feel completely powerless. They can cause you to pause and think about your next action, or drive you to make choices mindlessly. . Previous Experiences 鈥 If your current circumstances resemble experiences you鈥檝e had before, that may push you to make the same familiar choice you made before鈥r compel you to make a different one. Even experiences we鈥檝e long forgotten can influence our choices years later. . People 鈥 Whether through peer pressure, or a fondness toward someone, just being with other people can cause you to eliminate some choices as options and make other choices much more likely for you to choose. . The Future 鈥 When faced with a decision, in an instant, you will have considered the potential outcomes of many choices. If you want to avoid a specific outcome or effect, you鈥檒l make a choice that you believe will avoid it. If you desire a specific outcome, you鈥檒l make a choice that you think will bring that potential future. 鉁 馃摲 @timkarsliyev 鉁 鉂 mondaymotivation dailydose quote positivity upgrade

Here is a snapshot of few sources of influence that are affecting you every day. . These sources are at the heart of your day-to-day choices...

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