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Confirmed Kills: EVILWOMANSHOOTS ROCKET LAUNCHERAT CAR AND KILLS HUNREDS AND ITIS CONFIRMED THAT TRUMPISINVOLVED!!! you heard me rightl On february 32 2017. ricki sterzick was caught shooting a rocket launcher at a car with people in itl Roughly 814.4433 people were killed and many more injuredi Luckily, the woman was an idiot and only brought one rocket, so the police were able to chase her down and arrest her. This chase was not easy as the woman also had superpowers!!! Her only power actually was speed, but this made it incredibly hard to chase her. After about 78 minutes, she tripped on a rock and was unconscious. The police capitalized on this and arrested her. After she woke up, the police questioned her on w hy she would do such a stupid thing THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID: Donald Trump told me to do it so ask him, you idiots!" The police were SHOCKEDl They decided to call him and ask about it because he's too stupid to think that anything he says could be held against him. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED: Police: Hello Mr. Trump Trump: Go away, I'm very busy Police: Actually, we have a very question. We were talking to ricki sterzick, and apparently you told her to do something. What's up with that? Trump: Well, you see, with my psychic powers, I saw a car with my worst enemy Bort in it. He knows all my secrets, including the fact that I'm ugly! So, I told her to shoot at the car with the rocket launcher that she just so happened to havel I told her I'd give her a small amount of 1 million dollars for it, but I lied, as I always do. She succeeded in killing Bort, so my secrets can stay hidden! Police: you do realize you just gave away your secret, and I was recording this call the whole time Trump: Noooooooooooooooo. "hangs up what an idiot, right? oh by the way, the media doesn't want you to know this, so keep this a secret! Instead of showing this proof to everyone and getting him impeached, the only way to stop this kind of evil from happening again is to prank call Trump! If we keep prank calling him, he'll get bored and give the spot for President Then maybe, just maybe, we can get a actually competent leader. Here are some ideas for prank calling Trump: ask him if his refrigerator is running, ask you Hug Jass, or even let him know how ugly he is him if can speak to
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Arsenal, Ass, and Bitch: What the Fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'11 have you know I graduated top of ny class in the Nauy Seals, and I'ue been involued in numerous secret raids on A1-Quaeda, and I haue over 390 confirmed kills. I an trained in gorilla wafre and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just anoth er target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me oer the Internet? Think again, Fucker. As we speak I an contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better pre pare For the storm, maggot. The storn that wipes out the pa thetic little thing you call your life You 're fucking dead, kid. I can be anyuhere, anytine, and I can kill you in ouer seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I haue access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your mis erable ass off the Face of the continent, you little shit. IF only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comnent was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot I will shit fury al ill drown in it. You 're fucking dead, kiddo l over you and you w Trump threatening President Rouhani (2018).
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Anaconda, Ass, and Bad: Who WouldWin? The entire Red Army and military power of the Soviet Union Some weird snowman idk is-that-what-i-think-it-is: trashbinwonderland: rabbittiddy: bradysbigblog: kazard: Some history buff tell me more about this tho Oh boy, that fella is Simo Häyhä. He’s Finnish and was nicknamed “The White Death” by the Soviet Union. Using basically a Finnish rip off of the Mosin Nagant and a lil sub machine gun he killed 505 men in the Winter War, which lasted just 100 days. He has the largest confirmed kills of any sniper ever. He was a fucking bad ass. Do note that’s 505 confirmed men killed. The unconfirmed could be larger. You also forgot the other badass part, he took an incendiary round to the face, dragged his was 25KM back to base, and went into a coma., only waking on the last day of the war. The thing that is often said is that the Russians ended the war because he woke from his slumber. And to add, he was a farmer with no military training who got back to farming after the war.  He used to dump water on the snow so the loose snow won’t fly with the gun kickback, and he stuffed his mouth with snow so his breath won’t be detected The rifle this dude used didn’t have a scope unlike the ones Soviets had. This was because in the almost -40 degrees Celsius weather the scope could have frosted, the glint from the glass could have given him away, it took a bit longer to aim properly with it, it would have required him to raise his head higher which would have made him a bigger target and he just didn’t have the training to use a scoped rifle stolen from the enemy. He preferred to use a rifle he knew how to instead of learning to use a new one. He lived up to be 96 years old and passed away in 2002.
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Arsenal, Ass, and Bad: Banned: The server has automatically banned you for saying a bad word You Said: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am l extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo" Okay The Internet Scavengers <p>Side splitting pictures Sarcasm and nonsense inside PMSLweb </p>
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Arsenal, Ass, and Bitch: [-] SkotWeener 30 points 1 day ago What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tonque. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo permalink save parent report give gold reply [-1 arctic92 25 points 1 day ago What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unigue person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend permalink save parent report give gold reply <p>I have over 300 confirmed friends. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2kV5746">http://ift.tt/2kV5746</a></p>
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Being Alone, Bitch, and Dude: Fuck off. uzendayo Ded うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker kisama 貴様。 Asshole. teme てめぇー。 JAPA PA da yo na だ Shitsukend the fuck alone. shitsukendayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 What did you just say!?! nandatō なんだと…!?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo n a peaceful neaning Just a fair amount y violent. My sted jaw,plus a kid with a うっせ-んだよ。 n dude. What the fuck? ahoka e Eig アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenè yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 christmasdamara: youkaiphilosopher: anathemarmotqueen: fangfotographie: sephielya: ii-l: This is my bible. Bye. Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent? I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent.  i 絶対必要な単語。w Also good ones: ざけんなよ。zakenna yo.You gotta be fucking kidding me. そんなばかな!sonna baka na!That’s ridiculous! 出てけ。deteke.Leave. 何ってたか、てめえ?特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは300人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか?考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru.What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead. thank u
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