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Hoe, Pussy, and Dick: When the dick is so good that you retire from being a hoe bc even tho he's not ya man your pussy wants to be loyal to the dick Dickmatized To The Fullest Degree. 😊😊😊😊😊

Hoe, Pussy, and Dick: When the dick is so good that you retire
from being a hoe bc even tho he's not
ya man your pussy wants to be loyal to
the dick
Dickmatized To The Fullest Degree. 😊😊😊😊😊

Hoe, Pussy, and Dick: When the dick is so good that you retire
from being a hoe bc even tho he's not
ya man your pussy wants to be loyal to
the dick
Dickmatized To The Fullest Degree. 😊😊😊😊😊

Dickmatized To The Fullest Degree. 😊😊😊😊😊

Clock, New Year's, and Vodka: CHRIS KLEMENS @ChrisKlemens If you chug a bottle of vodka on December 31st at 11:57:32, you'll probably be vomiting horrendously when the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year at rock bottom so you can only go up.

Clock, New Year's, and Vodka: CHRIS KLEMENS
@ChrisKlemens
If you chug a bottle of vodka on
December 31st at 11:57:32, you'll
probably be vomiting horrendously when
the clock strikes midnight. Start off your
new year at rock bottom so you can only
go up.

Clock, New Year's, and Vodka: CHRIS KLEMENS
@ChrisKlemens
If you chug a bottle of vodka on
December 31st at 11:57:32, you'll
probably be vomiting horrendously when
the clock strikes midnight. Start off your
new year at rock bottom so you can only
go up.

Clock, Funny, and Memes: If you chug a bottle of vodka on December 31st at 11:57:32, you'll probably be vomiting horrendously when the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year at rock bottom so you can only @sarcasm_only (Via twitter-chrisklemens)

Clock, Funny, and Memes: If you chug a bottle of vodka on
December 31st at 11:57:32, you'll
probably be vomiting horrendously when
the clock strikes midnight. Start off your
new year at rock bottom so you can only
@sarcasm_only
(Via twitter-chrisklemens)

Clock, Funny, and Memes: If you chug a bottle of vodka on
December 31st at 11:57:32, you'll
probably be vomiting horrendously when
the clock strikes midnight. Start off your
new year at rock bottom so you can only
@sarcasm_only
(Via twitter-chrisklemens)

(Via twitter-chrisklemens)

Pizza, Been, and Pizza Delivery: When the pizza delivery said 45 minutes but it's been 48

Pizza, Been, and Pizza Delivery: When the pizza delivery said 45
minutes but it's been 48

Pizza, Been, and Pizza Delivery: When the pizza delivery said 45
minutes but it's been 48

The Grinch, Ice Cream, and Cream: newsflare When The Grinch eats all of your ice cream... 😂

The Grinch, Ice Cream, and Cream: newsflare
When The Grinch eats all of your ice cream... 😂

The Grinch, Ice Cream, and Cream: newsflare
When The Grinch eats all of your ice cream... 😂

Kid, They, and See: When the antivax kid already knows his place They see me coughin'

Kid, They, and See: When the antivax kid
already knows his place
They see me coughin'

Kid, They, and See: When the antivax kid
already knows his place
They see me coughin'

They see me coughin'

Dank, The Grinch, and Ice Cream: NEWSFLARE When The Grinch eats all of your ice cream 😂🍦

Dank, The Grinch, and Ice Cream: NEWSFLARE
When The Grinch eats all of your ice cream 😂🍦

Dank, The Grinch, and Ice Cream: NEWSFLARE
When The Grinch eats all of your ice cream 😂🍦

Snapchat, Classical Art, and Judas: when the disciples say they're not going out but you see them all together on Judas's snapchat story Damn it Judas

Snapchat, Classical Art, and Judas: when the disciples say they're not
going out but you see them all together
on Judas's snapchat story
Damn it Judas

Snapchat, Classical Art, and Judas: when the disciples say they're not
going out but you see them all together
on Judas's snapchat story
Damn it Judas

Damn it Judas

Funny, School, and Book: When the Scholastic book fair comes to school I get those goosebumps every time Goosebumps book series and actual goosebumps

Funny, School, and Book: When the Scholastic book fair
comes to school
I get those goosebumps every time
Goosebumps book series and actual goosebumps

Funny, School, and Book: When the Scholastic book fair
comes to school
I get those goosebumps every time
Goosebumps book series and actual goosebumps

Goosebumps book series and actual goosebumps

Memes, School, and Book: When the Scholastic book fair comes to school I get those goosebumps every time 😤

Memes, School, and Book: When the Scholastic book fair
comes to school
I get those goosebumps every time
😤

Memes, School, and Book: When the Scholastic book fair
comes to school
I get those goosebumps every time
😤

😤

Energy, Memes, and Good: When the pre-workout hits you just right where you have a good amount of energy without being tingly all over your body & a healthy heart rate 1G: @thegainz Good pre is good

Energy, Memes, and Good: When the pre-workout hits you just
right where you have a good amount
of energy without being tingly all
over your body & a healthy heart rate
1G: @thegainz
Good pre is good

Energy, Memes, and Good: When the pre-workout hits you just
right where you have a good amount
of energy without being tingly all
over your body & a healthy heart rate
1G: @thegainz
Good pre is good

Good pre is good

Memes, Medieval, and Witch: When the witch pleads on not guilty so you bind her to a rock and throw her into the lake to see if she was right cabbygat Medieval problems require medieval solutions MeDeIvAl PrObLeMs via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Er1IpZ

Memes, Medieval, and Witch: When the witch pleads on not guilty so
you bind her to a rock and throw her
into the lake to see if she was right
cabbygat
Medieval problems require medieval solutions
MeDeIvAl PrObLeMs via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Er1IpZ

Memes, Medieval, and Witch: When the witch pleads on not guilty so
you bind her to a rock and throw her
into the lake to see if she was right
cabbygat
Medieval problems require medieval solutions
MeDeIvAl PrObLeMs via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Er1IpZ

MeDeIvAl PrObLeMs via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Er1IpZ

Memes, Singing, and 🤖: When the apologies not working! Better get to singing

Memes, Singing, and 🤖: When the apologies not working!
Better get to singing

Memes, Singing, and 🤖: When the apologies not working!
Better get to singing

Better get to singing

Love, Passionate, and Teaching: When the professor is passionate about teaching and you genuinely understand and enjoy the class Love this feeling :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SSLXMK

Love, Passionate, and Teaching: When the professor is passionate
about teaching and you genuinely
understand and enjoy the class
Love this feeling :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SSLXMK

Love, Passionate, and Teaching: When the professor is passionate
about teaching and you genuinely
understand and enjoy the class
Love this feeling :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SSLXMK

Love this feeling :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SSLXMK

Ass, Funny, and Smh: When the dentist's punk ass assistant aint doin their job with the suction tube so you're just there like Smh 😑

Ass, Funny, and Smh: When the dentist's punk ass assistant aint
doin their job with the suction tube so you're
just there like
Smh 😑

Ass, Funny, and Smh: When the dentist's punk ass assistant aint
doin their job with the suction tube so you're
just there like
Smh 😑

Smh 😑

Head, Girl Memes, and Works: when the outfit i planned in my head actually works out MEEEEE

Head, Girl Memes, and Works: when the outfit i planned in my head
actually works out
MEEEEE

Head, Girl Memes, and Works: when the outfit i planned in my head
actually works out
MEEEEE

Ass, Funny, and Tube: When the dentist's punk ass assistant aint doin their job with the suction tube so you're just there like Lmaooo 😭

Ass, Funny, and Tube: When the dentist's punk ass assistant aint
doin their job with the suction tube so you're
just there like
Lmaooo 😭

Ass, Funny, and Tube: When the dentist's punk ass assistant aint
doin their job with the suction tube so you're
just there like
Lmaooo 😭

Lmaooo 😭

Funny, Memes, and Naked: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore FunnyHoodVidz Letis get naked 80 vodka cranberries please

Funny, Memes, and Naked: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy
anymore
FunnyHoodVidz
Letis get naked
80 vodka cranberries please

Funny, Memes, and Naked: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy
anymore
FunnyHoodVidz
Letis get naked
80 vodka cranberries please

80 vodka cranberries please

Sports, Browns, and Still: When the Browns are still in playoff contention going into Week 16 https://t.co/DS5XAowH2p

Sports, Browns, and Still: When the Browns are still in playoff contention going into Week 16 https://t.co/DS5XAowH2p

Sports, Browns, and Still: When the Browns are still in playoff contention going into Week 16 https://t.co/DS5XAowH2p

When the Browns are still in playoff contention going into Week 16 https://t.co/DS5XAowH2p

Speed, You, and Person: when the person in front of you is doing 35 and the speed limit is 35 Seriously though...😩💯 https://t.co/KyFxzJx9Eq

Speed, You, and Person: when the person in front of you is doing
35 and the speed limit is 35
Seriously though...😩💯 https://t.co/KyFxzJx9Eq

Speed, You, and Person: when the person in front of you is doing
35 and the speed limit is 35
Seriously though...😩💯 https://t.co/KyFxzJx9Eq

Seriously though...😩💯 https://t.co/KyFxzJx9Eq

Memes, 🤖, and Table: When the videographer at the quince is about to pass up your table c: blsnapz being Latino

Memes, 🤖, and Table: When the videographer
at the quince is about to
pass up your table
c: blsnapz
being Latino

Memes, 🤖, and Table: When the videographer
at the quince is about to
pass up your table
c: blsnapz
being Latino

Amazing, Been, and Answer: When the final is actually on material that you've been taught in detail so you can actually answer the questions Amazing 😂

Amazing, Been, and Answer: When the final is actually on material
that you've been taught in detail so
you can actually answer the questions
Amazing 😂

Amazing, Been, and Answer: When the final is actually on material
that you've been taught in detail so
you can actually answer the questions
Amazing 😂

Funny, Smh, and Drive: when the person in front of you is doing 35 and the speed limit is 35 Smh ppl can’t drive 😂😂

Funny, Smh, and Drive: when the person in front of you is doing
35 and the speed limit is 35
Smh ppl can’t drive 😂😂

Funny, Smh, and Drive: when the person in front of you is doing
35 and the speed limit is 35
Smh ppl can’t drive 😂😂

Smh ppl can’t drive 😂😂

Friends, Squad, and Classical Art: When the squad cancels on you but you're a strong, independent Emperor who don't need no friends Don’t need no friends

Friends, Squad, and Classical Art: When the squad cancels on you but
you're a strong, independent Emperor
who don't need no friends
Don’t need no friends

Friends, Squad, and Classical Art: When the squad cancels on you but
you're a strong, independent Emperor
who don't need no friends
Don’t need no friends

Don’t need no friends

Funny, Tag Someone, and Who: When the sign in the museum says "Do not touch" Tag someone who doesn’t listen 👂

Funny, Tag Someone, and Who: When the sign in the museum
says "Do not touch"
Tag someone who doesn’t listen 👂

Funny, Tag Someone, and Who: When the sign in the museum
says "Do not touch"
Tag someone who doesn’t listen 👂

Tag someone who doesn’t listen 👂

Af, Funny, and Dank Memes: When the sign in the museum says "Do not touch" @pms is funny AF

Af, Funny, and Dank Memes: When the sign in the museum
says "Do not touch"
@pms is funny AF

Af, Funny, and Dank Memes: When the sign in the museum
says "Do not touch"
@pms is funny AF

@pms is funny AF

Af, Apple, and Fucking: so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss miss--midnight lol wtaf. i can't read a single word of this paragraph detectivesonnshine Ok but imagine being the gf here You've been chillin with ur S/O and u decide to get up and get a snack. U never talk to ur S/O's roommate, but u wanna play it cool like u didn't just have sex 20 minutes ago in this apartment while said roommate was probably home. Awk af, but u got this. U look up and nod at them, about to offer a noncommittal "hey" or "how's it going" when the fucking roommate just Looks u dead in the eyes And fuckin Bites a goddamn onion like an apple

Af, Apple, and Fucking: so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the
kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never
see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in
heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying
to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was
holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit
into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got
the equiv of biting solid piss
miss--midnight
lol wtaf. i can't read a single word of this paragraph
detectivesonnshine
Ok but imagine being the gf here
You've been chillin with ur S/O and u decide to get
up and get a snack. U never talk to ur S/O's
roommate, but u wanna play it cool like u didn't just
have sex 20 minutes ago in this apartment while said
roommate was probably home. Awk af, but u got
this.
U look up and nod at them, about to offer a
noncommittal "hey" or "how's it going" when the
fucking roommate just
Looks u dead in the eyes
And fuckin
Bites a goddamn onion like an apple

Af, Apple, and Fucking: so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the
kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never
see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in
heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying
to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was
holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit
into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got
the equiv of biting solid piss
miss--midnight
lol wtaf. i can't read a single word of this paragraph
detectivesonnshine
Ok but imagine being the gf here
You've been chillin with ur S/O and u decide to get
up and get a snack. U never talk to ur S/O's
roommate, but u wanna play it cool like u didn't just
have sex 20 minutes ago in this apartment while said
roommate was probably home. Awk af, but u got
this.
U look up and nod at them, about to offer a
noncommittal "hey" or "how's it going" when the
fucking roommate just
Looks u dead in the eyes
And fuckin
Bites a goddamn onion like an apple

Dank, Naked, and Vodka: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore 0 Lei's get naked! Liquid courage.

Dank, Naked, and Vodka: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy
anymore
0
Lei's get naked!
Liquid courage.

Dank, Naked, and Vodka: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy
anymore
0
Lei's get naked!
Liquid courage.

Liquid courage.

Internet, Text, and Screenshots: Tom Eastman @tveastman 13h I'm old enough to remember when the Internet wasn't a group of five websites, each consisting of screenshots of text from the other four. 931 th754 3,345

Internet, Text, and Screenshots: Tom Eastman @tveastman 13h
I'm old enough to remember when
the Internet wasn't a group of five
websites, each consisting of
screenshots of text from the other
four.
931 th754 3,345

Internet, Text, and Screenshots: Tom Eastman @tveastman 13h
I'm old enough to remember when
the Internet wasn't a group of five
websites, each consisting of
screenshots of text from the other
four.
931 th754 3,345

Drunk, Memes, and Tagged: When the only memes ur tagged in are about being drunk, depressed, broke and being a ho Who else? 😩

Drunk, Memes, and Tagged: When the only memes ur tagged in
are about being drunk, depressed,
broke and being a ho
Who else? 😩

Drunk, Memes, and Tagged: When the only memes ur tagged in
are about being drunk, depressed,
broke and being a ho
Who else? 😩

Who else? 😩

Memes, 🤖, and Thing: Me calling my bestie when the smallest most inconvient thing happens to me Tag em 😂😂 satc sexandthecity sjp sarahjessicaparker carriebradshaw

Memes, 🤖, and Thing: Me calling my bestie when the smallest
most inconvient thing happens to me
Tag em 😂😂 satc sexandthecity sjp sarahjessicaparker carriebradshaw

Memes, 🤖, and Thing: Me calling my bestie when the smallest
most inconvient thing happens to me
Tag em 😂😂 satc sexandthecity sjp sarahjessicaparker carriebradshaw

Tag em 😂😂 satc sexandthecity sjp sarahjessicaparker carriebradshaw

Christmas, Facebook, and Memes: when the cashier says happy holidays to you even though you celebrate Christmas, but it's okay because you know people celebrate different holidays and you respect that wholesome memes facebook awesomacious: It’s that easy

Christmas, Facebook, and Memes: when the cashier says happy holidays to
you even though you celebrate Christmas,
but it's okay because you know people
celebrate different holidays and you
respect that
wholesome memes facebook
awesomacious:

It’s that easy

Christmas, Facebook, and Memes: when the cashier says happy holidays to
you even though you celebrate Christmas,
but it's okay because you know people
celebrate different holidays and you
respect that
wholesome memes facebook
awesomacious:

It’s that easy

awesomacious: It’s that easy

Memes, Brain, and Ice Cream: LAD BIBL E When the cat eats ice cream and gets brain freeze 7 7 When the cat gets brain freeze from your ice cream... 🐱🍦 - @gatianjosh

Memes, Brain, and Ice Cream: LAD
BIBL E
When the cat eats ice cream and gets brain
freeze
7
7
When the cat gets brain freeze from your ice cream... 🐱🍦 - @gatianjosh

Memes, Brain, and Ice Cream: LAD
BIBL E
When the cat eats ice cream and gets brain
freeze
7
7
When the cat gets brain freeze from your ice cream... 🐱🍦 - @gatianjosh

Memes, Juicy, and Fuck: When the preworkout just doesn't hit you like it used to FUCK CARDIO Time to get juicy I guess

Memes, Juicy, and Fuck: When the preworkout just doesn't hit
you like it used to
FUCK
CARDIO
Time to get juicy I guess

Memes, Juicy, and Fuck: When the preworkout just doesn't hit
you like it used to
FUCK
CARDIO
Time to get juicy I guess

Time to get juicy I guess

Community, Internet, and Memes: when the community comes together to destroy something on the internet warms me heart via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UP2naG

Community, Internet, and Memes: when the community comes
together to destroy something
on the internet
warms me heart via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UP2naG

Community, Internet, and Memes: when the community comes
together to destroy something
on the internet
warms me heart via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UP2naG

warms me heart via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2UP2naG

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

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Memes, Via, and You: When the professor tells you this non-mandatory lecture is not important for the exam ES LATER HOMOく See you around fool via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ghm1sx

Memes, Via, and You: When the professor tells you this
non-mandatory lecture is not important for
the exam
ES
LATER HOMOく
See you around fool via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ghm1sx

Memes, Via, and You: When the professor tells you this
non-mandatory lecture is not important for
the exam
ES
LATER HOMOく
See you around fool via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ghm1sx

See you around fool via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ghm1sx

Drugs, Funny, and Kick: When the drugs kick in for everyone else but you ended up with a dud

Drugs, Funny, and Kick: When the drugs kick in for everyone else but you ended up with a dud

Drugs, Funny, and Kick: When the drugs kick in for everyone else but you ended up with a dud

Drunk, Memes, and Tagged: When the only memes ur tagged in are about being drunk, depressed, broke and being a ho Very very relatable 😭😭

Drunk, Memes, and Tagged: When the only memes ur tagged in
are about being drunk, depressed,
broke and being a ho
Very very relatable 😭😭

Drunk, Memes, and Tagged: When the only memes ur tagged in
are about being drunk, depressed,
broke and being a ho
Very very relatable 😭😭

Very very relatable 😭😭

Food, Funny, and Life: how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

Food, Funny, and Life: how am i supposed to lose weight
when the best part about life is food
@sarcasm_only
SarcasmOnly

Food, Funny, and Life: how am i supposed to lose weight
when the best part about life is food
@sarcasm_only
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Memes, American Sniper, and American: A Vietnam war American sniper Carlos Hathcock volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out while enemy patrols are swarming like bees looking for a sniper. Only being able to move inches at a time when the wind blew the grass around him.

Memes, American Sniper, and American: A Vietnam war American sniper Carlos Hathcock
volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open
field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot
that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out
while enemy patrols are swarming like bees looking for
a sniper. Only being able to move inches at a time
when the wind blew the grass around him.

Memes, American Sniper, and American: A Vietnam war American sniper Carlos Hathcock
volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open
field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot
that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out
while enemy patrols are swarming like bees looking for
a sniper. Only being able to move inches at a time
when the wind blew the grass around him.

Memes, 🤖, and Paper: When the scissors glide through the wrapping paper Satisfying >>

Memes, 🤖, and Paper: When the scissors glide through the
wrapping paper
Satisfying >>

Memes, 🤖, and Paper: When the scissors glide through the
wrapping paper
Satisfying >>

Satisfying >>

Chinese Food, Food, and Memes: when the Chinese food is undercooked GE FOOD Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Chinese Food, Food, and Memes: when the Chinese food is
undercooked
GE FOOD
Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Chinese Food, Food, and Memes: when the Chinese food is
undercooked
GE FOOD
Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Birthday, Fucking, and Funny: Miss the days going out with someone else's ID and having to memorize their birthday, zip code and fucking star sign for when the bouncer started asking questions Aesarcam only SarcasmOnly

Birthday, Fucking, and Funny: Miss the days going out with someone
else's ID and having to memorize their
birthday, zip code and fucking star sign
for when the bouncer started asking
questions Aesarcam only
SarcasmOnly

Birthday, Fucking, and Funny: Miss the days going out with someone
else's ID and having to memorize their
birthday, zip code and fucking star sign
for when the bouncer started asking
questions Aesarcam only
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Weed, Yo, and Marijuana: @weedhumor when the weed got you in yo feelings Emily keeps it hella OG 😂

Weed, Yo, and Marijuana: @weedhumor
when the weed got you in yo feelings
Emily keeps it hella OG 😂

Weed, Yo, and Marijuana: @weedhumor
when the weed got you in yo feelings
Emily keeps it hella OG 😂

Funny, Memes, and Refrigerator: When the only thing you explore is the refrigerator SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Refrigerator: When the only thing you explore is
the refrigerator
SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Refrigerator: When the only thing you explore is
the refrigerator
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Funny, Meme, and Content: When the manager is dead but you still need to speak to them .C This is peak meme content (@sonny5ideup)

Funny, Meme, and Content: When the manager is dead but you still
need to speak to them
.C
This is peak meme content (@sonny5ideup)

Funny, Meme, and Content: When the manager is dead but you still
need to speak to them
.C
This is peak meme content (@sonny5ideup)

This is peak meme content (@sonny5ideup)

Lmao, Weed, and Marijuana: when the plug outside @weedhumor Lmao

Lmao, Weed, and Marijuana: when the plug outside
@weedhumor
Lmao

Lmao, Weed, and Marijuana: when the plug outside
@weedhumor
Lmao

Paper, Scissors, and Through: When the scissors glide through the wrapping paper

Paper, Scissors, and Through: When the scissors glide through the
wrapping paper

Paper, Scissors, and Through: When the scissors glide through the
wrapping paper

Funny, Power, and You: When the power of argument is not enough so you use explosion instead

Funny, Power, and You: When the power of argument is not enough so you use explosion instead

Funny, Power, and You: When the power of argument is not enough so you use explosion instead

Testes

Timeline

Timeline

Questionable

Take

Conner

Conner

The

The

How Much

How Much

Get Roasted

Coming Out

Coming Out

Fucked Up

Fucked Up

In Class

Password

Pastor

Pastor

When The White Kid In Class

When The White Kid In Class

Breathe

Breathe

When

When

Partying

And When The Daylight

And When The Daylight

Serious Relationships

Serious Relationships

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Squadding

Louding

Louding

I Hate When

Proudness

Flossed

Takeing

Memeing

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Squade

Squade

the professor

the professor

animations

animations

white kids

the party

the party

white kid

punching

punched

punches

changes

be nice

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momentous

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tunes

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kidding

played

played

goodness

goodness

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cuz

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got em

perfect

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personalized

personalized

i like

i like

worst

worst

done

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ans

ref

ref

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question

personals

personals

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teachers

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class

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tamagotchi

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lyric

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answer

$answer$

🤖

A Picture

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Mom

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Pictures

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Lyrics

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Good

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Grumpy Cat

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memes

memes

lit

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Computers

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Children

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