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See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: 😌. Like β€œit’s ok baby I understand 😌 this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice 😌 I don’t expect u to last more than a few strokes 😌 it’s the price of having A1 Nani 😌.” Like that’s literally what this emoji was based off of - it’s the β€œit’s ok my adorable Minute Man πŸ˜Œβ€ emoji πŸ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ain’t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ain’t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally β€œAHP-β€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil πŸ‘Ή. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: β€œNOT...YET!!!! πŸ‘Ώβ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: β€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ I’M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. β€œZeena”. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS β€œstranger, guest” WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH πŸ‘Ώ.” And u thinking β€œnaw baby relax it’s all good round 2 gon be amazing πŸ˜¬β€ and she just like β€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.” Type 2 ladies imma need y’all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ain’t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo β€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: r/aww u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it This little guy followed me home and then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I have a dog now @DrSmashlove See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: 😌. Like β€œit’s ok baby I understand 😌 this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice 😌 I don’t expect u to last more than a few strokes 😌 it’s the price of having A1 Nani 😌.” Like that’s literally what this emoji was based off of - it’s the β€œit’s ok my adorable Minute Man πŸ˜Œβ€ emoji πŸ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ain’t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ain’t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally β€œAHP-β€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil πŸ‘Ή. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: β€œNOT...YET!!!! πŸ‘Ώβ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: β€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ I’M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. β€œZeena”. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS β€œstranger, guest” WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH πŸ‘Ώ.” And u thinking β€œnaw baby relax it’s all good round 2 gon be amazing πŸ˜¬β€ and she just like β€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.” Type 2 ladies imma need y’all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ain’t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo β€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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(For Part 1, scroll back πŸ€—). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "take a break". He gon be jealous of anyone u hang out with bc if he fux with u, ain no break. IN HIS MIND YALL STILL A COUPLE YALL JUST HAVING ISSUES 😐. Marquis who u dated for two weeks while on break? If u mention that to your ex? In his mind? Marquis PP built like a Voss water bottle and he lasted 17 hours. U all swollen and shaking and u like "Marquis OMG chill!!" And Marquis like "NAWWWW BABY ONE MO GENN" rubbing his hands like Birdman while his glisteny dangalang start saluting so he could rearrange yo anatomy to where yo spleen sits in yo esophagus now. That ain't een anatomically possible but that's what your ex imagine. He think u go to sleep every night and dream of having a home with a white picket fence with Marquis and 3.5 children and an Audi SUV that u bought because u the provider but u ok with that arrangement because the PP game so on point u don't mind being the mommy and the daddy and he just drop u off at work and drop the kids off at school and play 2K all day and possibly cheat on u using YOUR car but again u will let it slide off the quality of the PP. U feel me? This is the jealous male mind - any other man than him is bigger stronger better in bed more manly more dominant etc. Don't matter that Marquis could have been a 4.5 inch minute man who u only hung out with because he was sincere and always had good weed. To yo man? U in love with Marquis and still miss him - dearly. Yo man could be this jealous if u dated Marquis even before u met him lol! Literally men will be jealous of your OLD EXES! That's how fragile men are! Personally IDGAF about exes (bc I know I'm the sh!t πŸ€—) and when I've tooken breaks with girls I'm not monitoring they movements but this is how men think. It effs they head up bruv. And then they do disloyal tings bc on the basis of what u did on break somehow that's disloyal. Again: not logical. What's the solution? Peep Part 3 to find out bless up πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: u/BrittanyLD ld i.redd.it She was the last puppy at the shelter. Most didn't want her because of her timid disposition/ overbite, but I think it makes her that much more of a treasure. (For Part 1, scroll back πŸ€—). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "take a break". He gon be jealous of anyone u hang out with bc if he fux with u, ain no break. IN HIS MIND YALL STILL A COUPLE YALL JUST HAVING ISSUES 😐. Marquis who u dated for two weeks while on break? If u mention that to your ex? In his mind? Marquis PP built like a Voss water bottle and he lasted 17 hours. U all swollen and shaking and u like "Marquis OMG chill!!" And Marquis like "NAWWWW BABY ONE MO GENN" rubbing his hands like Birdman while his glisteny dangalang start saluting so he could rearrange yo anatomy to where yo spleen sits in yo esophagus now. That ain't een anatomically possible but that's what your ex imagine. He think u go to sleep every night and dream of having a home with a white picket fence with Marquis and 3.5 children and an Audi SUV that u bought because u the provider but u ok with that arrangement because the PP game so on point u don't mind being the mommy and the daddy and he just drop u off at work and drop the kids off at school and play 2K all day and possibly cheat on u using YOUR car but again u will let it slide off the quality of the PP. U feel me? This is the jealous male mind - any other man than him is bigger stronger better in bed more manly more dominant etc. Don't matter that Marquis could have been a 4.5 inch minute man who u only hung out with because he was sincere and always had good weed. To yo man? U in love with Marquis and still miss him - dearly. Yo man could be this jealous if u dated Marquis even before u met him lol! Literally men will be jealous of your OLD EXES! That's how fragile men are! Personally IDGAF about exes (bc I know I'm the sh!t πŸ€—) and when I've tooken breaks with girls I'm not monitoring they movements but this is how men think. It effs they head up bruv. And then they do disloyal tings bc on the basis of what u did on break somehow that's disloyal. Again: not logical. What's the solution? Peep Part 3 to find out bless up πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol πŸ˜‚ After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Masturbate and practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't masturbate for 10 minutes... Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars: BIG vs LIL i convos @80s Baby 90s Kid HOTEL VICTORIA Coaos Baby 90s Kid I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol πŸ˜‚ After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Masturbate and practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't masturbate for 10 minutes... Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars
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After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Obviously personality goes a long way but not into her vagina. Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... or stroke her face, do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her physical fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't sex for 10 minutes... sort it! Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars: When she doesn't Remember The Time After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Obviously personality goes a long way but not into her vagina. Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... or stroke her face, do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her physical fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't sex for 10 minutes... sort it! Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars
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