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Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Bill Gates: Michael Jordan is retired with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it He'll make $3,710 while watching 1 episode ofFRIEN p s He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and bout $15,600 during the Boston Marathon Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (40lk), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, hell pul in about $5600 He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined THE WHITE HOUSE CASHENCTON If he wanted to save up for a new Mercedes Maybach 57 s (S356,000) Cit would take him a whole 2 days Amazing isn't it? However... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. Game over. Nerds win srsfunny:The Victory Of The Nerd

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Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future earth heavens size magnitude of event Buildings decayed Most words extinct day word wil have survived ce sheet completely mebed 6 metres higher 1000 New North Star Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris 1000 Carbon Dioxide released before 2100 New NorthStar #2 lota Cephei wins the top spot Mayan endtimes (again) Rough length of the Earth's axial tilt reversed Islamic & Gregorian calendars TEN THOUSANO YEARS Chernobyl finally safe Arecibo message KEO time capsule Lake Erie capacity to carry a fourpage messge 296,000 brightest star in the nght sky 500,000 New ice age Earth kely to have been hit day's reactors will finally be off a new global teeze glass created to dabe wa have finually degraded 50.000 exist. Everything ese gone Galactic near miss about L1 light years trom the 5,000,000 Aqulae system 125 light years from Earth have weakened to the 7200,000 Mount Rushmore eroded 8400000 LAGEOS re-entry The utellite's orbits 10,000.000 Red Sea flooded, dividing Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away 50,000,000 50,000,000 50.000.000 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be ange similar to the Himalayas 60000000 Australia and Indonesia merge effects of gravity lang periods, making orbits chaoto Atlantic ocean moving back together untbil All continents fused 600 000.000 Total solar eclpses impossible End of C3 photosynthesis way from Earthfor 1000,000,000 Game over, man End of multicellular life The Sun's luminosity inceases 10% Earthi's surface 300,000,000 End of most cellular life the poles, alowing simple lide End of Earth's magnetic field 3,500000.000 Earth like Venus dentical (read very nasty) 2800 000,000 The end of life 000,000,.000 feld mears no profection temperature its 147C All ife des-seeya 5,400000.000 Sun's hydrogen exhausted Mlomeda galany 7,900,000,000 Sun hits max radius TEN BLLION YEARS Sun white dwarf 256 times Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen 4,400,000,000 ms Sun-black dwarf 0.000,000,000 The Big Rip Local group merge Cosmic microwave background merge. The Big Bang cools from 20C tonear 1.000.000,000,000 Local group finishes merging End of star formation EN TRILION YEARS End of star formation 110,000,000.000,000 Star's Fuel Exhausted The only objects left are remnants white dearh, neutron stars, and black holes 100,000,000,000,000.000,000 Earth dies years Earth's obit have finaly decayed and it will plunge into the sun Knowledge is Beautiful Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os, Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society, designe Fabio Bergamaschi Bobylev (2010), Scientic net <p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>

El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo aquí, en grande.

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