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This probably the rudest shit I've ever heard. I remember I took my friend Jake to crown fried for there spicy 3 piece chicken combo with a biscuit and a warm drink. It would be a cold drink but they fridge been broken for about 8 months so they serve the Fanta straight out the box smh. There chicken was known to make you drop a nuke in your toilet 40 minutes within consuming it. I get some lunch when my friend Jake has the nerve to say who even likes fried chicken. This was the most disrespectful statement that i have ever heard. Not because I'm black. I don't even fuck with fried chicken like that or watermelon to say the least. Yes I do mess with the purple drink because of its sugary goodness and resemblance to lean. But crown fried chicken be bomb like the search and destroy bomb carrier. Jake doesn't get anything but I'm watching him stre at my chicken like a and bitch at a party. Nigga couldn't resist. I offered him and piece and he tried it. Homie took one bite and nearly died. Everybody in the store turn around watching my homie gag like a Sasha grey vid. For a quick second I thought Jake would need some cpR or actual medical assistance. I'm like bro you good ? "why is this chicken so spicy". The chicken wasn't spicy I just put a little hot sauce. I seen my homie make turn from Casper to Larry the lobster. Face all red, he couldn't take the heat. Jake then says "Chicken doesn't need seasoning". I seen every head in that store turn and look at this fool. Everyone angry ready to fade jake That's like going to a trump rally saying Black lives matter. It's getting heated cause shits about to pop off when jakes says "Fuck yo chicken" to Big Tony (The chef who makes he chicken behind the counter) That's when it was town to dip. The angry mob started chasing us and we booked it. The boy Jake nearly put both of our lives in danger. Out of breath from running I stop and ask Jake if he's serious about what he said about seasoning chicken. I was serious because this would determine our friendship. He was deadass. And so was I when I laid him the fuck out with a Connor Mcgreggor blow. I couldn't have someone disrespect the hoods chicken spot. prayforjake: CHICKEN DOESNT NEED SEASONING" ON AAG This probably the rudest shit I've ever heard. I remember I took my friend Jake to crown fried for there spicy 3 piece chicken combo with a biscuit and a warm drink. It would be a cold drink but they fridge been broken for about 8 months so they serve the Fanta straight out the box smh. There chicken was known to make you drop a nuke in your toilet 40 minutes within consuming it. I get some lunch when my friend Jake has the nerve to say who even likes fried chicken. This was the most disrespectful statement that i have ever heard. Not because I'm black. I don't even fuck with fried chicken like that or watermelon to say the least. Yes I do mess with the purple drink because of its sugary goodness and resemblance to lean. But crown fried chicken be bomb like the search and destroy bomb carrier. Jake doesn't get anything but I'm watching him stre at my chicken like a and bitch at a party. Nigga couldn't resist. I offered him and piece and he tried it. Homie took one bite and nearly died. Everybody in the store turn around watching my homie gag like a Sasha grey vid. For a quick second I thought Jake would need some cpR or actual medical assistance. I'm like bro you good ? "why is this chicken so spicy". The chicken wasn't spicy I just put a little hot sauce. I seen my homie make turn from Casper to Larry the lobster. Face all red, he couldn't take the heat. Jake then says "Chicken doesn't need seasoning". I seen every head in that store turn and look at this fool. Everyone angry ready to fade jake That's like going to a trump rally saying Black lives matter. It's getting heated cause shits about to pop off when jakes says "Fuck yo chicken" to Big Tony (The chef who makes he chicken behind the counter) That's when it was town to dip. The angry mob started chasing us and we booked it. The boy Jake nearly put both of our lives in danger. Out of breath from running I stop and ask Jake if he's serious about what he said about seasoning chicken. I was serious because this would determine our friendship. He was deadass. And so was I when I laid him the fuck out with a Connor Mcgreggor blow. I couldn't have someone disrespect the hoods chicken spot. prayforjake
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