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Bad, Bad Day, and Blade: We have a new roommate moving into the house today. Welre justtrying to up front with him. to up front with (Un)Official House Rules 1. Every Tuesday morning at precisely 9:45 am each roommate is required to dance in the hallway to Darude's "Sandstorm" for the entire duration. 2. At times Zach can be seen eating peanut butter from the tub with a spoon while listening to Alanis Morissette in tears. You are not to judge him, he had a bad day at work. 3. Jason decorates the kitchen for every holiday. Don't ask (We are interested to see what he has planned for Cesar Chavez Day). 4. If you hear an earth-shattering bellow that sounds like the shrieks of a silverback gorilla in heat, don't be alarmed. It's just Randall sneezing in the other room. 5. Zach can be heard cackling like a witch in his room while watching standup. He's actually conducting witchcraft and he may use you to test spells and potions 7. Certain roommates do not know how to count properly. DO NOT point it out. 8. There's only room for one hipster haircut in the house, Zach currently holds that positon indefinitely 9. Come football season, if the Seahawks are losing and you happen to be within a ten-foot radius of Randall, evacuate the house immediately for your 10.All guests must go through a mandatory drug test before entering the house. 11. When Randall is cooking in the kitchen, do not touch the knife after he is 12.No parties unless Zach is invited. own safety (Not if they're positive or not, we just need to know if they have some). finished with it; the blade is still hot. 13.Zach sometimes uses outdated expressions without knowing it. You should 14. You may hear "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba echoing through the 15.No dishes in the sink. be cowabunga with it. house. Refer to srsfunny:Some House Rules

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Future, Kim Jong-Un, and Memes: HISTORICAL SUMMIT President Trump met with Kim Jong-Un Monday night, the first meeting between a sitting American President and a North Korean leader President Trump met with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un for a historical meeting Monday night (Tuesday morning local time) in Singapore. This is the first time a sitting American president met with a North Korean leader. Mr. Trump said he will be suspending joint military exercises with South Korean forces and is confident Mr. Kim will continue with denuclearization “very quickly.” __ The meeting took place at a hotel on the island of Sentosa, and after Mr. Trump and Mr. Kim shook hands, they headed inside for a solo meeting. The initial one-on-one meeting between the two leaders, which lasted around 40 minutes, was mostly private aside from a pair of interpreters. After the private meeting, Mr. Kim and President Trump preceeded to a working lunch with more officials, when Mr. Trump told reporters two had formed an “excellent relationship.” __ In a televised portion of the summit, the two leaders signed a joint statement, where Mr. Trump “committed to provide security guarantees” to North Korea, and Mr. Kim “reaffirmed his firm and unwavering commitment to complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula.” __ After their meeting, Mr. Kim told reporters: - “It was not easy to get here. The past worked as fetters on our limbs, and the old prejudices and practices worked as obstacles on our way forward. But we overcame all of them, and we are here today.” __ Trump told reporters he would “absolutely” invite Mr. Kim to the White House in the future.

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Children, Complex, and Dad: Four-Year-Old Abused To Death By Mother and Boyfriend; Angry Father Breaks Down In Court "You Killed My Daughter. You Killed My Baby" @balleralert 03/13/20 Four-Year-Old Abused To Death By Mother and Boyfriend; Angry Father Breaks Down In Court “You Killed My ******* Daughter. You Killed My Baby” -blogged by @peachkyss (swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Sunday, police were called to an Euclid, Ohio apartment complex after receiving a 911-call that 4-year-old Aniya Day Garrett was unresponsive. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Garrett was pronounced dead at the hospital. Euclid hospital reported her death as a suspected homicide and the medical examiner's office confirmed the manner of death as a homicide. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Aniya’s mother, Sierra Day, and her boyfriend Deonte Lewis were charged with aggravated murder in the death of the toddler. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday morning, Aniya’s father came face to face with two the people that took his daughter away from him. In the courtroom, Mickhal Garrett screamed, “You killed my **** daughter. You hurt my baby." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Mickhal was in the process stage of emergency custody of his daughter due to suspicions of his daughter being abused. “I did everything in my power to let them know that I was a stand-up dad and that my daughter was being harmed and abused at home and this was an emergency.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Children and Family Services stated that they conducted three investigations into Aniya's case and that there is an open case right now. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Aniya’s teacher also stated that she filed reports of suspected abuse of Aniya on a number of occasions and that the child told her that "mommy hit me." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The suspects are being held on a $1-million bond each.

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Bruno Mars, Grammy Awards, and Grammys: The 60th Grammys Nominations are In: Jay-Z, Kendrick Lamar, Migos, and Cardi B Among the Nominees @balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.com The 60th Grammys Nominations are In: Jay-Z, Kendrick Lamar, Migos, and Cardi B Among the Nominees-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The Grammys are right around the corner and Tuesday morning the nominations for the 60th Annual Grammy Awards were announced on "CBS This Morning." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Songstress Andra Day revealed the nominees for four of the categories: record of the year, song of the year (awarded to the writers of the song), best new artist and album of the year. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Of course, the chart-topping Latin single "Despacito" won nominations for both record of the year and song of the year. Rapper Jay-Z also scored nominations in the same categories, in addition to a nomination for album of the year for his "4:44” release. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Competing with Jay for album of the year is ChildishGambino for his album "Awaken, My Love!," "DAMN" by Kendrick Lamar, "Melodrama" by Lorde and "24K Magic" by BrunoMars. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Gambino was also nominated in the record of the year category for his smash single "Redbone," along with "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar, “24K Magic" by Bruno Mars, “Despacito” by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee and JustinBeiber, and "The Story Of O.J." by Jay-Z. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ For best new artist, rapper LilUziVert earned himself a nomination along with SZA, AlessiaCara, Khalid, and Julia Michaels. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Surprisingly, the four major categories were dominated by people of color this year. Singers like EdSheeran were not included in the major categories and instead won nominations for best pop solo performance for "Shape of You" and best pop vocal album for "Divide." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ For rookie rapper CardiB, the year of ‘W’s’ continues as she too has earned her first Grammy nominations for best rap performance and best rap song for her number one single, "Bodak Yellow." Bardi will compete against her fiancé, Offset, as.....to read the rest log onto BallerAlert.com (clickable link in profile).

The 60th Grammys Nominations are In: Jay-Z, Kendrick Lamar, Migos, and Cardi B Among the Nominees-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The ...

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Blessed, Donald Trump, and Instagram: Mary Mary's Tina Campbell Postpones Tour After Fans Jump Ship Over Her Support of Trump @balleralert "IT'S STILL PERSONAL TOUR" POSTPONED I'd like to say THANK YOU to all who have purchased tickets for the "It's Still Personal Tour". Our hope is that all who have attended, have been thoroughly blessed. We are grateful for those who were planning to attend but our overall ticket sales haven't shown that we have the support that we need to continue the tour at this time We're convinced that many more ould love the opportunity to attend this praise filled, faith filled entertaining, worship experience 零 so we have decided to give ourselves time to reach all of those people Mary Mary’s Tina Campbell Postpones Tour After Fans Jump Ship Over Her Support of Trump – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday morning, Mary Mary’s TinaCampbell announced on Instagram that she lacks the “support” she needs to go through with her “It’s Still Personal Tour.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Campbell found herself in the middle of a social media whirlwind after she revealed her support of Trump. In an interview with The Root, Campbell explained her displeasure for both presidential candidates, but ultimately, “some of Donald Trump’s views on Christianity, honestly, is what caused me to vote for him,” she said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following the backlash from the interview, the singing duo sat down with the ladies of “The Real,” to discuss her decision, to which Campbell set the record straight once again, revealing that she chose her faith over anything else. But, now it appears her decision has come back to haunt her. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We are grateful for those who were planning to attend but our overall ticket sales haven’t show that we have the support that we need to continue to tour at this time. We’re convinced that many more would love the opportunity to attend this praise filled, faith filled, entertaining, worship experience,” Campbell wrote on Instagram. “So we have decided to give ourselves time to reach all of those people and bring this amazing tour back in the spring of 2018, “ she wrote. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hopefully, her fans will forgive her by then.

Mary Mary’s Tina Campbell Postpones Tour After Fans Jump Ship Over Her Support of Trump – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday mo...

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Ariana Grande, Beautiful, and Best Friend: Ariana Grande @ArianaGrande Follow broken. from the bottom of my heart, i am so so sorry. i don't have words. 10:51 PM - 22 May 2017 793,756 1,655,587 6 Sophie 9 @Sophie_Jauregui Follow To my beautiful best friend I hope you rest in peace my darling I love you so much and will always miss you ? 2:00 AM- 23 May 2017 Whittle-le-Woods, England Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy Follow Look at her face. This is who they targeted. Children. Saffie Rose Roussos, 8 years old. RIP#Manchester telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/2... 9:23 AM - 23 May 2017 <p><a href="http://aubs-of-steel.tumblr.com/post/160994284050/micdotcom-micdotcom-latest-updates-at-least" class="tumblr_blog">aubs-of-steel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://micdotcom.tumblr.com/post/160988345765/micdotcom-latest-updates-at-least-22-dead-in" class="tumblr_blog">micdotcom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://micdotcom.tumblr.com/post/160985299502/latest-updates-at-least-22-dead-in-blast-at" class="tumblr_blog">micdotcom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>Latest updates: <b><a href="http://bit.ly/2qLj9dL">At least 22 dead in blast at Ariana Grande concert</a></b> </h2> <ul><li>Manchester police confirmed at least <b>22 people had died, and around 59 were injured</b> (12 of whom are under age 16).<br/></li> <li>Greater Manchester police tweeted Tuesday morning that they <b>arrested a 23-year-old man in South Manchester</b> who may be connected to the incident at Manchester Arena — but did not release his identity.<br/></li> <li> <b><a href="http://bit.ly/2qfUlqB">ISIS has claimed responsibility for the attack.</a></b> Note: The terror group frequently claims responsibility for acts of deadly violence.</li> <li> <b><a href="http://bit.ly/2q6TBsZ">18-year-old Georgina Callander</a> and<a href="http://bit.ly/2qL1nra"> 8-year-old Saffie-Rose Roussos</a> </b>are the first named victims of the attack. <br/></li> <li>Ariana Grande reacted on Twitter Monday night, <b><a href="http://bit.ly/2rP5r75">saying she is “broken.”</a></b><br/></li> <li>Trump responded on Tuesday pledged “absolute solidarity” with the people of the United Kingdom, <b><a href="http://bit.ly/2rP0QC6">calling those responsible &quot;evil losers.“  </a></b><br/></li> <li>Queen Elizabeth II has expressed her remorse over the attack, calling it an “act of barbarity.” <b><a href="http://bit.ly/2qcWzbb">The queen offered her “deepest sympathy”</a></b> to all the families affected by the tragedy. <b><a href="http://bit.ly/2qLj9dL">For the latest</a></b> (5/23/17 10:20 AM)<br/></li> </ul></blockquote> <h2>Update: <a href="http://bit.ly/2rdpe3S"><b>Officials identify Salman Abedi as suspected suicide bomber</b> </a> </h2> <ul><li>British authorities have identified the suspected suicide bomber responsible for a <a href="https://mic.com/articles/177861/manchester-arena-explosion-live-updates-on-blast-at-ariana-grande-concert">deadly bombing inside Manchester Arena</a> as Salman Abedi, the <i><a href="https://twitter.com/AP/status/867038781815345153">Associated Press </a></i>reported, citing U.S. officials. <b><a href="http://bit.ly/2rdpe3S">Read more </a></b>(5/23/17 12:00 PM)</li></ul></blockquote> <p>This is horrible.</p> </blockquote>

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Bailey Jay, Complex, and Energy: THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE The Thought THE GOVERNMENT IS MORE CONCERNED WITH NUCLEAR TESTS THAN NUCLEAR BEING CONDUCTED WASTE LEAKING IN NORTH KOREA IN WASHINGTON 💭 "Emergency" Declared at WA Nuclear Waste Facility — "Take Cover" Orders Issued... REPORT: (link to article in our bio) The US Department of Energy has declared an emergency at the Hanford, Washington nuclear waste storage site, after a tunnel used to store contaminated materials caved in. . About 3,000 workers have taken cover at the 200 East Area of the sprawling complex, local media reported. By 10:30 am local time, the “take cover” orders have been expanded to the entire site, which is about half the size of Rhode Island. . A portion of a tunnel near the plutonium-uranium extraction plant (PUREX) collapsed early Tuesday morning local time, most likely from vibrations produced by nearby road work, KING-TV reported. . Initial reports spoke of a 4-foot (1.2 meter) hole, which was later expanded to 20 feet (6 meters) across. . The tunnel was used to store highly radioactive materials and equipment, such as trains used to transport nuclear fuel rods... . - Continued - . 💭 Read the FULL Report: (link in bio) http:-thefreethoughtproject.com-nuclear-waste-facility-hanford-wa- 💭 Join Us: @TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 LIKE our Facebook page & Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio... 💭 www.TheFreeThoughtProject.com

💭 "Emergency" Declared at WA Nuclear Waste Facility — "Take Cover" Orders Issued... REPORT: (link to article in our bio) The US Department o...

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