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Af, Bitch, and Bruh: When she sit on your bed the first time she come to the crib I promise you no female has ever sat like this when she come to ya crib. Bitches be getting real comfy real quick. I remember when my Grandfather broke his foot and I didn't have the free crib for about 3 months. I was getting serious with this girl but neither had the free. This called for drastic measures. This either meant no neck or take the desperation route and go to Bro Devin crib. Devin crib nasty as fuck. I be scared to even walk in his room with my socks on afraid to step in a puddle of Nut. Anyways We walking to Devins crib and I'm walking with shawty while Devin walks ahead. I had to speed up and tell this nigga he better not fuck this up make sure his room is clean. He replied "I gotchu bruh I cleaned it this morning". We get to Devins house and his room was spotless. I'm getting ready to get sucked like a Ghost from Luigis mansion when I see shawty scared af. "You was popping off all that good shit on aim about that throat game what up?" that's when she pointed in the corner. I seen a group of roaches moving a chicken wing under the radiator. It was about 40 deep hauling that bitch. I was getting ready to stomp on them when one of them held us at gun point. Nicole scared as a bitch. Shit I am too. I went to Devin and he sitting in the kitchen watching Summer League. "Nigga why the fuck u got a bunch of roaches moving chicken wings in Ya room? "he replied calmly "oh that's the Squad I was eating Chinese for breakfast". Bruh I haven't been to his crib since. I saw a roach the other day and I gave it all my money. Shit had me fucked up.
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