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Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said β€œOh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary PokΓ©mon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God

My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get...

9/11, America, and Bad: A MARINES LETTER TO THE NFL I've been a season pass holder at Yankee Stadium, Yale Bowl, and Giants Stadium I missed the '90-'91 season because I was with a battalion of Marines in Desert Storm, 14 of my wonderful Marines returned home I’ve been a season pass holder at Yankee Stadium, Yale Bowl and Giants Stadium. I missed the ’90-’91 season because I was with a battalion of Marines in Desert Storm. 14 of my wonderful Marines returned home with the American Flag draped across their lifeless bodies. My last conversation with one of them, Sgt Garrett Mongrella, was about how our Giants were going to the Super Bowl. He never got to see it. Many friends, Marines, and Special Forces Soldiers who worked with or for me through the years returned home with the American Flag draped over their coffins. Now I watch multi-millionaire athletes who never did anything in their lives but play a game, disrespect what brave Americans fought and died for. They are essentially spitting in the faces and on the graves of real men, men who have actually done something for this country beside playing with a ball and believing they’re something special! They’re not! My Marines and Soldiers were! You are complicit in this! You’ll fine players for large and small infractions but you lack the moral courage and respect for our nation and the fallen to put an immediate stop to this. Yes, I know, it’s their 1st Amendment right to behave in such a despicable manner. What would happen if they came out and disrespected you or the refs! I observed a player getting a personal foul for twerking in the end zone after scoring. I guess that’s much worse than disrespecting the flag and our National Anthem. Hmmmmm, isn’t it his 1st Amendment right to express himself like an idiot in the end zone? Why is taunting not allowed yet taunting America is OK? You fine players for wearing 9-11 commemorative shoes yet you allow scum on the sidelines to sit, kneel or pump their pathetic fist in the air. They are so deprived with their multi-million dollar contracts for playing a freaking game! You condone it all by your refusal to act. You’re just as bad and disgusting as they are. I hope Americans boycott any sponsor who supports that rabble you call the NFL. I hope they turn off the TV when any team that allowed this disrespect to occur, without consequence, on the sidelines. Time to change the channel. Col Jeffrey A Powers US

I’ve been a season pass holder at Yankee Stadium, Yale Bowl and Giants Stadium. I missed the ’90-’91 season because I was with a battalion o...

Party, Tits, and Tumblr: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethingrelatedtothisguy.tumblr.com/post/142372539348">somethingrelatedtothisguy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>So today I learned that Miss Bellum, by far the smartest, most competent and reasonable character in PPG, and a de-facto behind-the-scenes ruler of Townsville got cut from the reboot because she was not a good female role model.</p> <p>Wew did somebody get their memo backwards, upside down, with a coffee stain, on april fools, in esperanto, from an opposing party politician with a chronic winking condition, or what?<br/></p> </blockquote><p>Well they also deleted Ms. Keane’s tits</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e47121b871781f3683e1b68c13b37438/tumblr_pc1r1nHB5T1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bb2cdb5f8656ff76a682a1960ce1c145/tumblr_pc1r1nZ8LO1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"/></figure><p>Because you know, boobs are anti-feminist. Twerking is fine though</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0b7487a2f3368b3da7c3cdc4b1027a0/tumblr_pc1r1nlsFq1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure>

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Alive, Ass, and Bad: @NikoUgy The first nigga to ever beat his meat had to be like YOODOOO0OD0ODD00oo0d OO0O000000O!l! 12/11/16, 06:48 2,585 RETWEETS 3,399 LIKES This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.

This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isia...

Bad, Basketball, and Crying: WHEN A NEW NIGGA CALL NEXT IN A PICKUP GAME AND YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE HE NOT TRASH I'm at the park about to get a game of ball when I needed one more person for my team. You gotta be picky with who you pick up. You don't wanna pick up a Player of a Anthony Bennett caliber. There's was one guy who was tall on the other court. I go over to ask him if he wanted to play and he said he would once he warmed up. Right before the game he said throw the ball off the back board. This man flew like super nigga and did the most reckless NBA street dunk. I'm like bet we about to get this dub. We're playing and I give him the ball, he pulls up from about 15 feet. I've never seen a brick so serious.That Brick could build 2 orphanages and a senior center. He dented the back board with that one. A few possessions later I pass it to him cutting down the middle. Same result. The back board started crying. His Form ugly like a "my bad I feel asleep" text. Basketball was not made for such a rough jumper. Every park has that old guy who could have went Pro but got injured. His name was Terry and he was being guarded by the tall guy. The tall guy was trash talking Terry till Terry shook him with the slowest crossover. Crossover slow last the last 2 minutes of class. His ankles evaporated . Terry went up for the strong left. "Respect your elders young nigga". This man was a false prophet. I go up to him, "Damn bro you straight?". He said his ankle was messed up. He took off his shoe and his ankle was twerking. This wasn't a good sight. We continued playing with a replacement and lost 16-11. We had to many turnover and bad shots. I shoulda been more aggressive. Basketball taught me 2 valuable lessons that day. Don't judge a book by its cover and to Respect your elders.

I'm at the park about to get a game of ball when I needed one more person for my team. You gotta be picky with who you pick up. You don't wa...