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Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body that a lot of people don't know? /r/AskReddit 5h alwaysclimbing5 self.AskReddit Selftext 348 (96%) 446 vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h) If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be endurance. We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT. STOP So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run them down, especially in our way-back home of the African desert. You can still see it, all over the human body. We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds, on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs). Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats, for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very long, and this stretches your limits. Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you. That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology and tool-making. We simply don't stop. siriuszstar:I’m scared

Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body
that a lot of people don't know?
/r/AskReddit 5h
alwaysclimbing5
self.AskReddit
Selftext
348 (96%)
446
vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h)
If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be
endurance.
We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting
terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT.
STOP
So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main
tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run
them down, especially in our way-back home of the African
desert. You can still see it, all over the human body.
We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better
heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to
other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our
two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of
controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result
use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds,
on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs).
Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million
years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator
arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only
chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats,
for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He
returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have
to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You
run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very
long, and this stretches your limits.
Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and
this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you.
That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology
and tool-making. We simply don't stop.
siriuszstar:I’m scared

Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body
that a lot of people don't know?
/r/AskReddit 5h
alwaysclimbing5
self.AskReddit
Selftext
348 (96%)
446
vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h)
If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be
endurance.
We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting
terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT.
STOP
So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main
tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run
them down, especially in our way-back home of the African
desert. You can still see it, all over the human body.
We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better
heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to
other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our
two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of
controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result
use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds,
on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs).
Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million
years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator
arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only
chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats,
for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He
returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have
to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You
run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very
long, and this stretches your limits.
Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and
this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you.
That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology
and tool-making. We simply don't stop.
siriuszstar:I’m scared

siriuszstar:I’m scared

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Gif, Monsters Inc, and Scream: l Koodo @ 100% 11:15 AM mike wazowski YOU MATCHED WITH MIKE WAZOWSKI ON 2019-09-27 Here at Monsters Inc, we generate power by making people scream. Usually its done by simply just scaring you, BUT I could make you scream another way if you'd rather Type a message Send GIF ?

Gif, Monsters Inc, and Scream: l Koodo
@ 100%
11:15 AM
mike wazowski
YOU MATCHED WITH MIKE WAZOWSKI ON 2019-09-27
Here at Monsters Inc, we
generate power by making
people scream. Usually its done
by simply just scaring you, BUT I
could make you scream another
way if you'd rather
Type a message
Send
GIF
?

Gif, Monsters Inc, and Scream: l Koodo
@ 100%
11:15 AM
mike wazowski
YOU MATCHED WITH MIKE WAZOWSKI ON 2019-09-27
Here at Monsters Inc, we
generate power by making
people scream. Usually its done
by simply just scaring you, BUT I
could make you scream another
way if you'd rather
Type a message
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?

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Animals, Another One, and Cats: What's a cool fact about the human body that a lot of people don't know? /r/AskReddit5h alwaysclimbing5 self.AskReddit Selftext 348 (96%) 446 vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h) If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be endurance. We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT STOP So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run them down, especially in our way-back home of the African desert. You can still see it, all over the human body. We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds, on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs). I mean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats, for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging. You run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very long, and this stretches your limits. Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you. That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology and tool-making. We simply don't stop. hollowfeathers: catchymemes: Human vs Animals “Walking is just a series of controlled falls” is actually pretty inspirational.

Animals, Another One, and Cats: What's a cool fact about the human body
that a lot of people don't know?
/r/AskReddit5h alwaysclimbing5 self.AskReddit
Selftext
348 (96%)
446
vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h)
If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be
endurance.
We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting
terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT
STOP
So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main
tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run
them down, especially in our way-back home of the African
desert. You can still see it, all over the human body.
We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better
heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to
other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our
two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of
controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result
use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds,
on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs).
I mean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million
years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator
arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only
chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats,
for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He
returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have
to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging. You
run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very
long, and this stretches your limits.
Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and
this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you.
That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology
and tool-making. We simply don't stop.
hollowfeathers:
catchymemes:
Human vs Animals
“Walking is just a series of controlled falls” is actually pretty inspirational.

Animals, Another One, and Cats: What's a cool fact about the human body
that a lot of people don't know?
/r/AskReddit5h alwaysclimbing5 self.AskReddit
Selftext
348 (96%)
446
vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h)
If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be
endurance.
We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting
terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT
STOP
So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main
tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run
them down, especially in our way-back home of the African
desert. You can still see it, all over the human body.
We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better
heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to
other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our
two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of
controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result
use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds,
on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs).
I mean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million
years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator
arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only
chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats,
for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He
returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have
to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging. You
run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very
long, and this stretches your limits.
Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and
this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you.
That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology
and tool-making. We simply don't stop.
hollowfeathers:
catchymemes:
Human vs Animals
“Walking is just a series of controlled falls” is actually pretty inspirational.

hollowfeathers: catchymemes: Human vs Animals “Walking is just a series of controlled falls” is actually pretty inspirational.

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Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body that a lot of people don't know? /r/AskReddit 5h alwaysclimbing5 self.AskReddit Selftext 348 (96%) 446 vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h) If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be endurance. We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT. STOP So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run them down, especially in our way-back home of the African desert. You can still see it, all over the human body. We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds, on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs). Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats, for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very long, and this stretches your limits. Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you. That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology and tool-making. We simply don't stop.

Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body
that a lot of people don't know?
/r/AskReddit 5h
alwaysclimbing5
self.AskReddit
Selftext
348 (96%)
446
vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h)
If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be
endurance.
We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting
terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT.
STOP
So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main
tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run
them down, especially in our way-back home of the African
desert. You can still see it, all over the human body.
We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better
heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to
other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our
two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of
controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result
use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds,
on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs).
Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million
years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator
arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only
chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats,
for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He
returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have
to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You
run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very
long, and this stretches your limits.
Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and
this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you.
That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology
and tool-making. We simply don't stop.

Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body
that a lot of people don't know?
/r/AskReddit 5h
alwaysclimbing5
self.AskReddit
Selftext
348 (96%)
446
vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h)
If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be
endurance.
We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting
terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT.
STOP
So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main
tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run
them down, especially in our way-back home of the African
desert. You can still see it, all over the human body.
We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better
heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to
other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our
two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of
controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result
use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds,
on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs).
Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million
years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator
arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only
chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats,
for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He
returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have
to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You
run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very
long, and this stretches your limits.
Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and
this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you.
That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology
and tool-making. We simply don't stop.

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Energy, Life, and Love: my ultimate goal is to be at peace with myself, eliminate toxic feelings and elements and energies from my life, unlearn negative and harmful practices and thought patterns, stop checking for people that don't check for me, create a space for myself that is nurturing for growth so that i may generate loving energy for myself and for others, nourish my spirit and balance my energies, I have big dreams and I deserve to live a life I love and let that love radiate

Energy, Life, and Love: my ultimate goal is to be at peace with myself,
eliminate toxic feelings and elements and
energies from my life, unlearn negative and
harmful practices and thought patterns, stop
checking for people that don't check for me,
create a space for myself that is nurturing for
growth so that i may generate loving energy
for myself and for others, nourish my spirit
and balance my energies, I have big dreams
and I deserve to live a life I love and let that
love radiate

Energy, Life, and Love: my ultimate goal is to be at peace with myself,
eliminate toxic feelings and elements and
energies from my life, unlearn negative and
harmful practices and thought patterns, stop
checking for people that don't check for me,
create a space for myself that is nurturing for
growth so that i may generate loving energy
for myself and for others, nourish my spirit
and balance my energies, I have big dreams
and I deserve to live a life I love and let that
love radiate

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Energy, Good, and Today: do you generate electricity through the process of hydropower? because DAM!!! Sent Today 10:10 AM No I generate it through wind because I want to blow you All green energy is good

Energy, Good, and Today: do you generate electricity through
the process of hydropower?
because DAM!!!
Sent
Today 10:10 AM
No I generate it through wind because
I want to blow you
All green energy is good

Energy, Good, and Today: do you generate electricity through
the process of hydropower?
because DAM!!!
Sent
Today 10:10 AM
No I generate it through wind because
I want to blow you
All green energy is good

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Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator Use your birthday to generate an excuse January February March April May June 16 I don't give a shit 17 I was drunk I'm sorry I'm soooo sorry Honestly... You know what? 1 I didn't feel like it 2 forgot 3 I rewatched GBBO 18 It was far too boring 19 I just found out l'm a ghost instead 4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy 5 I do what I want Hey, fuck you buddy Don't look at me like that It won't happen again, but 21 I spent the night learning to 6 *points at crotch* 7 I have diarrhoea riverdance 22 It's none of your concern! ul 8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high 9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me 10 It's none of your August Look me in the eye September You know why, Bob?! October For the last time November think you know December You wanna know why 25 I am filled with existential angst 26 I'm too cool for this shit. business. 11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up 28 My bed is too comfortable 29 Why don't you ask your mum about Brexit I didn't do your stupid 12 Yolo. Yolo 13 I'm not a dork 14 Shut up, that's why. 15 l have a life why I didn't do it? SM.S 30 It would have been shit anyway. 31 I didn't feel like doing something STUDENT MONEY SAVER dumb today imstuckathome12: xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx: green-cryptid: mystical-blue-jellyfish: wanderinglilweirdo: tiggyloo: cutie-quinn: sky-uppercunt: ryannandreww: edgarahoe: apathbetweenthestars: dontkillbirds: brutusfeels: doodle-dumpingground: madd-of-the-dead: the-regeneratin-degenerate: foxrat: “it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that “I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me “It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use “Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost! Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable. “You know what? I have diarrhea.” “Honestly…it’s none of your business “ For the last time i watched GBBO instead Oh gosh, august 4th I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit” “You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!” …..i love it “I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.” The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it. hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why. Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst “You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-

Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator
Use your birthday to generate an excuse
January
February
March
April
May
June
16 I don't give a shit
17 I was drunk
I'm sorry
I'm soooo sorry
Honestly...
You know what?
1 I didn't feel like it
2 forgot
3 I rewatched GBBO
18 It was far too boring
19 I just found out l'm a ghost
instead
4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy
5 I do what I want
Hey, fuck you buddy
Don't look at me like
that
It won't happen again,
but
21 I spent the night learning to
6 *points at crotch*
7 I have diarrhoea
riverdance
22 It's none of your concern!
ul
8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high
9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me
10 It's none of your
August Look me in the eye
September You know why, Bob?!
October For the last time
November think you know
December You wanna know why
25 I am filled with existential angst
26 I'm too cool for this shit.
business.
11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up
28 My bed is too comfortable
29 Why don't you ask your mum
about Brexit
I didn't do your stupid
12 Yolo. Yolo
13 I'm not a dork
14 Shut up, that's why.
15 l have a life
why I didn't do it?
SM.S
30 It would have been shit anyway.
31 I didn't feel like doing something
STUDENT MONEY SAVER
dumb today
imstuckathome12:

xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx:

green-cryptid:

mystical-blue-jellyfish:
wanderinglilweirdo:

tiggyloo:

cutie-quinn:

sky-uppercunt:

ryannandreww:

edgarahoe:

apathbetweenthestars:

dontkillbirds:

brutusfeels:

doodle-dumpingground:

madd-of-the-dead:

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

foxrat:
“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that

“I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me

“It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use

“Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD

Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun

Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost!

Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.

“You know what? I have diarrhea.”

“Honestly…it’s none of your business “

For the last time i watched GBBO instead

Oh gosh, august 4th

I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit”

“You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!”
…..i love it

“I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.”
The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it.

hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways

im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why.

Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst

“You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-

Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator
Use your birthday to generate an excuse
January
February
March
April
May
June
16 I don't give a shit
17 I was drunk
I'm sorry
I'm soooo sorry
Honestly...
You know what?
1 I didn't feel like it
2 forgot
3 I rewatched GBBO
18 It was far too boring
19 I just found out l'm a ghost
instead
4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy
5 I do what I want
Hey, fuck you buddy
Don't look at me like
that
It won't happen again,
but
21 I spent the night learning to
6 *points at crotch*
7 I have diarrhoea
riverdance
22 It's none of your concern!
ul
8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high
9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me
10 It's none of your
August Look me in the eye
September You know why, Bob?!
October For the last time
November think you know
December You wanna know why
25 I am filled with existential angst
26 I'm too cool for this shit.
business.
11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up
28 My bed is too comfortable
29 Why don't you ask your mum
about Brexit
I didn't do your stupid
12 Yolo. Yolo
13 I'm not a dork
14 Shut up, that's why.
15 l have a life
why I didn't do it?
SM.S
30 It would have been shit anyway.
31 I didn't feel like doing something
STUDENT MONEY SAVER
dumb today
imstuckathome12:

xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx:

green-cryptid:

mystical-blue-jellyfish:
wanderinglilweirdo:

tiggyloo:

cutie-quinn:

sky-uppercunt:

ryannandreww:

edgarahoe:

apathbetweenthestars:

dontkillbirds:

brutusfeels:

doodle-dumpingground:

madd-of-the-dead:

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

foxrat:
“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that

“I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me

“It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use

“Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD

Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun

Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost!

Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.

“You know what? I have diarrhea.”

“Honestly…it’s none of your business “

For the last time i watched GBBO instead

Oh gosh, august 4th

I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit”

“You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!”
…..i love it

“I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.”
The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it.

hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways

im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why.

Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst

“You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Blackpeopletwitter, Cars, and Money: Whatever it Takes @MBlockU Someone years ago said that cop cars in the UK are very visible and clearly marked so citizens can identify them when they need help. US cops do whatever they can to hide the fact that they're a cop car because their purpose is to write tickets and generate revenue @_Kahlii 2d I'm scared KNOX COUNTY SHERIFF 332 likes 332 likes wvlt Now you see it... now you don't! KCSO's new Ghost Cruiser is spooky awesome Check the link in our bio to learn how the new ride will help officers keep roads safer. wvlt Now you see it.. now you don't! KCSO's new Ghost Cruiser is spooky awesome Check the link in our bio to learn how the new ride will help officers keep roads safer View all 19 comments View all 19 comments 13 HOURS AGO 13 HOURS AGo К Always about the money (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Cars, and Money: Whatever it Takes
@MBlockU
Someone years ago said that cop cars
in the UK are very visible and clearly
marked so citizens can identify them
when they need help. US cops do
whatever they can to hide the fact that
they're a cop car because their
purpose is to write tickets and
generate revenue
@_Kahlii 2d
I'm scared
KNOX COUNTY
SHERIFF
332 likes
332 likes
wvlt Now you see it... now you don't! KCSO's new Ghost
Cruiser is spooky awesome
Check the link in our bio to learn how the new ride will help
officers keep roads safer.
wvlt Now you see it.. now you don't! KCSO's new Ghost
Cruiser is spooky awesome
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officers keep roads safer
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Blackpeopletwitter, Cars, and Money: Whatever it Takes
@MBlockU
Someone years ago said that cop cars
in the UK are very visible and clearly
marked so citizens can identify them
when they need help. US cops do
whatever they can to hide the fact that
they're a cop car because their
purpose is to write tickets and
generate revenue
@_Kahlii 2d
I'm scared
KNOX COUNTY
SHERIFF
332 likes
332 likes
wvlt Now you see it... now you don't! KCSO's new Ghost
Cruiser is spooky awesome
Check the link in our bio to learn how the new ride will help
officers keep roads safer.
wvlt Now you see it.. now you don't! KCSO's new Ghost
Cruiser is spooky awesome
Check the link in our bio to learn how the new ride will help
officers keep roads safer
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America, Empire, and Omg: THIS WEEK IN SCIENCE @ScienceAlert 6-12 May 2019 Astronomers identified a cosmic event from billions of years ago that gave Earth things like gold and platinum. In a new experiment, scientists created an elusive type of water ice that's half as hot as the surface of the Sun. A proof-of-concept device akin to a solar panel showed that we can generate electricity from the night sky. Scientists invented a new type of plastic that can break down at a molecular level, making it endlessly recyclable. In a landmark case, doctors saved a teen from a deadly superbug with a genetically modified bacteria-eating virus. Researchers found a surprising 2,624-year-old tree in a swamp in America. Yep, it predates the Roman Empire. sciencealert Find out more on sciencealert.com omg-humor: This week in science

America, Empire, and Omg: THIS WEEK IN SCIENCE
@ScienceAlert
6-12 May 2019
Astronomers identified a
cosmic event from billions of
years ago that gave Earth
things like gold and platinum.
In a new experiment, scientists
created an elusive type of
water ice that's half as hot as
the surface of the Sun.
A proof-of-concept device akin
to a solar panel showed that
we can generate electricity
from the night sky.
Scientists invented a new type
of plastic that can break down
at a molecular level, making it
endlessly recyclable.
In a landmark case, doctors
saved a teen from a deadly
superbug with a genetically
modified bacteria-eating virus.
Researchers found a surprising
2,624-year-old tree in a swamp
in America. Yep, it predates the
Roman Empire.
sciencealert
Find out more on sciencealert.com
omg-humor:

This week in science

America, Empire, and Omg: THIS WEEK IN SCIENCE
@ScienceAlert
6-12 May 2019
Astronomers identified a
cosmic event from billions of
years ago that gave Earth
things like gold and platinum.
In a new experiment, scientists
created an elusive type of
water ice that's half as hot as
the surface of the Sun.
A proof-of-concept device akin
to a solar panel showed that
we can generate electricity
from the night sky.
Scientists invented a new type
of plastic that can break down
at a molecular level, making it
endlessly recyclable.
In a landmark case, doctors
saved a teen from a deadly
superbug with a genetically
modified bacteria-eating virus.
Researchers found a surprising
2,624-year-old tree in a swamp
in America. Yep, it predates the
Roman Empire.
sciencealert
Find out more on sciencealert.com
omg-humor:

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Candy, Love, and Twitter: A research scientist trained an Al neural network to generate its own candy heart messages. This was the result. YoU ARE BABE YOU COOL AM HEART CUD GOOD ME LOVE TEAM BEAR TIME HUG ALL HOVER BOG LOVE FANG LOVE 2000 STANK SWEAT HOLE HACK Poo LOVE HOGS YEA Image: Twitter/@searchthenight dose. criedoutimalone Tag yourself talkingsoup hole team bear << im all hover

Candy, Love, and Twitter: A research scientist trained an
Al neural network to generate
its own candy heart messages.
This was the result.
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BABE
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Candy, Love, and Twitter: A research scientist trained an
Al neural network to generate
its own candy heart messages.
This was the result.
YoU
ARE
BABE
YOU
COOL
AM
HEART
CUD
GOOD
ME
LOVE
TEAM
BEAR
TIME
HUG
ALL
HOVER
BOG
LOVE
FANG
LOVE
2000
STANK
SWEAT
HOLE
HACK
Poo
LOVE
HOGS
YEA
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Amber Rose, Best Friend, and Bones: tumblr nly-johnny-dep # Believe!im 3. The op-ed's clear implication that Mr. Depp is a domestic abuser is categorically and demonstrably false. Mr. Depp never abused Ms. Heard. Her allegations against him were false when they were made in 2016. They were part of an elaborate hoax to generate positive publicity for Ms. Heard and advance her career. Ms. Heard's false allegations against Mr. Depp have benconclusivlrfed by two pndng polie offices, a litany of neutral third-party witnesses, and 87 newly obtained surveillance camera videos. With a prior arrest for violent domestic abuse and having confessed under oath to a series of violent attacks on Mr. Depp, Ms. Heard is not a victim of domestic abuse; she is a perpetrator. Ms. Heard violently abused Mr. Depp, just as she was caught and arrested for violently abusing her former domestic artner. In one particularly gruesome episode that occurred only one month into their marriage, Ms. Heard shattered the bones in the tip of Mr. Depp's right middle finger, almost completely cutting it off. Ms. Heard threw a glass vodka bottle at Mr. Depp-one of many projectiles that she launched at him in this and other instances. The bottle shattered as it came into contact with Mr. Depp's hand, and the broken glass and impact severed and shattered Mr. Depp's finger. Mr. Depp's finger had to be surgically reattached. Ms. Heard then disseminated false accounts of this incident, casting Mr. Depp as the perpetrator of his own injury odinoco: only-johnny-depp: “The thing that hurt me is being presented as something that you’re really as far away from as you could possibly get, you know?” – Johnny Depp for the British GQ, October/2018 I’m sorry for the long post, but I had to say something….On the last 24 hours, Johnny has been in the news again, but now showing more proofs that SHE, Amber, is the who committed acts of domestic violence towards him. For me (and I think ALL of his fans) was – and still is – disgusting to read all the things that Johnny suffered… It’s beyond shocking! For the damage to his career, Johnny is suing Amber in $50 million for her “false allegations” against him: “an elaborate hoax to generate positive publicity” for her to “advance her career”, which made her a darling of the #MeToo movement, made her the first actress named a “Human Rights Champion of the United Nations Human Rights Office”, also was appointed “ambassador on women’s rights” at the American Civil Liberties Union, hired by L'Oreal Paris as its “global spokesperson and some people also believes that all of it opened the doors to her starring in “Aquaman”. While she was enjoying the attention, Johnny was, and still suffers consequences in his career, such as boycotts that some “haters” still makes. The whole new evidences are a rollercoaster of shocking things: The “eonline” revealed that he was dropped from his role on “Pirates of the Caribbean” days after she published her piece in the Washington Post in 2018. The numbers of proofs against Amber, rose so much that from the at least 29 evidences, some months ago, now has at least 87 newly evidences. This numbers are just from surveillance camera videos. An employee of the building reviewed building surveillance videos three days after the alleged incident where Amber claimed that Johnny attacked her, and “testified under oath that she saw Whitney Heard pretend to punch her sister in the face. Then Ms. Heard, Ms. Pennington (Heard’s best friend), and Whitney Heard all laughed.” I think the biggest new lie that broke my heart was the “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales ” incident: If you can’t remember, back to 2015, everybody was caught up by surprise when Johnny had to head back to USA from Australia to make a surgery in his finger, caused (at that time) for “unknown reasons.” Some time before, Amber claiming that he “he was the perpetrator of his own injury” because he punched a wall and throw a glass during a quarrel. Now was revealed that SHE WAS THE ONE WHO F*CKING THREW A BOTTLE OF VODKA AT HIM!!! Due to the impact, the bottle shattered when he made contact with his hand, cutting his finger almost to the bone, which had to be surgically reattached, and delaying the filming of POTC in a month. At that time, she claimed that Was revealed that Johnny has proofs that Amber was “spending some questionable time” with Tesla founder Elon Musk during their short marriage. While Johnny was working, he also claims Musk was given access to his home to spend the night with Heard on the same night she “presented her battered face to the public.” Amber keep giving the excuse of “confidentiality restrictions”, due to a divorce agreement in August 2016 “which prevent her from assisting the defendants with evidence to support their case”, but, the British judge, Mr. Justice Nicklin, announced: “I am not satisfied on the current evidence that Ms. Heard’s concerns about the restrictions that the divorce agreement imposes on her are well-founded.” Mr Justice Nicklin said that Johnny had stated clearly in his evidence to the court that he expects Heard give evidence in the proceedings, and “he will not attempt to prevent that” and added “The fact that Ms Heard presently thinks that there is some impediment to her giving evidence for the defendants is nothing to do with Mr Depp. Even if she were right, there would appear to be a number of ways of resolving the issue that have not yet been explored adequately or at all.”Now tell me: How can Amber claims to be a victim if EVERYTHING goes against her and she didn’t even is defending herself? Her lawyer, Eric M. George, called Johnny’s lawsuit “frivolous” and accused him of being “hell-bent on achieving self-destruction,” and said: “This frivolous action is just the latest of Johnny Depp’s repeated efforts to silence Amber Heard. She will not be silenced.” But guess what! He didn’t even saw the papers! He only saw parts of the lawsuit release by media! (what a joke!) Until now she said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, but CONFESSED UNDER OATH to a series of violent attacks TOWARDS Johnny!!!Guys, I’m so sorry for a long post, but I’m still astonished after all of it. Again, It’s not hard to understand what’s going on. It’s not hard to understand who is the abuser and the one trying to destroy a life. It’s not hard to choose the right side. Johnny only wants to stop all these false and defamatory publications and live his life. He just want to prove the truth, and has no fear of her “evidences”.Another proof we cannot forget of how Johnny is innocent, are his most recent movies. If Johnny had done what Amber says, do you believe that all the actors and directors who had work with Johnny since 2016, would still collaborate with him? Friendship is broken when a lie is told, so do you believe that his friends would still being his friends if it was true? That the Hollywood Vampires and his personal crew would still on his side? Don’t you ever thought how many times Johnny had to prove them that he is innocent, and how hard is he working to show the truth to the world? It’s sad that even after all of it, people still don’t believe him.If you read until here, I highly thank you, and I’d like you all to share your thoughts on your social media too. Show your support to Johnny!Please, for more information read these articles: E NEWS: Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Lawsuit Against Amber Heard BRITISH: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/johnny-depp-interview-2018 PRESS GAZETTE: Sun fails in bid to halt Johnny Depp libel action over ‘wife-beater’ claim BLAST: Johnny Depp Claims Amber Heard Started Improper ‘Relationship’ With Elon Musk 1-Month After Marriage BLAST: Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Calls Her Abuse Claims an ‘Elaborate Hoax’ ET Canada: Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Actress’ Attorney Responds We Are Always With You Johnny! Oh look, the person who made a bunch of claims with little to no proof has been ousted as a liar What a FUCKING SHOCK, AIN’T THAT RIGHT?

Amber Rose, Best Friend, and Bones: tumblr
nly-johnny-dep
# Believe!im

3. The op-ed's clear implication that Mr. Depp is a domestic abuser is categorically
and demonstrably false. Mr. Depp never abused Ms. Heard. Her allegations against him were
false when they were made in 2016. They were part of an elaborate hoax to generate positive
publicity for Ms. Heard and advance her career. Ms. Heard's false allegations against Mr. Depp
have benconclusivlrfed by two pndng polie offices, a litany of neutral
third-party witnesses, and 87 newly obtained surveillance camera videos. With a prior arrest for
violent domestic abuse and having confessed under oath to a series of violent attacks on Mr.
Depp, Ms. Heard is not a victim of domestic abuse; she is a perpetrator. Ms. Heard violently
abused Mr. Depp, just as she was caught and arrested for violently abusing her former domestic
artner.

In one particularly gruesome episode that occurred only one month into their
marriage, Ms. Heard shattered the bones in the tip of Mr. Depp's right middle finger, almost
completely cutting it off. Ms. Heard threw a glass vodka bottle at Mr. Depp-one of many
projectiles that she launched at him in this and other instances. The bottle shattered as it came
into contact with Mr. Depp's hand, and the broken glass and impact severed and shattered Mr.
Depp's finger. Mr. Depp's finger had to be surgically reattached. Ms. Heard then disseminated
false accounts of this incident, casting Mr. Depp as the perpetrator of his own injury
odinoco:

only-johnny-depp:

“The thing
that hurt me is being presented as something that you’re really as far away
from as you could possibly get, you know?” – Johnny Depp for the British GQ, October/2018
I’m sorry for the long post, but I had to say something….On the last 24 hours, Johnny has been in the news
again, but now showing more proofs that SHE, Amber, is the who committed acts
of domestic violence towards him. For me (and I think ALL of his fans) was –
and still is – disgusting to read all the things that Johnny suffered… It’s beyond
shocking!
For the damage
to his career, Johnny is suing Amber in $50 million for her “false allegations”
against him: “an elaborate hoax to generate positive publicity” for her to
“advance her career”, which made her a darling of the #MeToo movement, made
her the first actress named a “Human Rights Champion of the United Nations
Human Rights Office”, also was appointed “ambassador on women’s rights” at the
American Civil Liberties Union, hired by L'Oreal Paris as its “global
spokesperson and some people also believes that all of it opened the doors to her starring in “Aquaman”. While she was enjoying the attention, Johnny was, and still suffers consequences
in his career, such as boycotts that some “haters” still makes. The whole new evidences are a rollercoaster of shocking things:

The “eonline”
revealed that he was dropped from his role on “Pirates of the Caribbean” days
after she published her piece in the Washington Post in 2018.

The
numbers of proofs against Amber, rose so much that from the at least 29
evidences, some months ago, now has at least 87 newly evidences. This numbers are just from surveillance camera videos.

An employee of the building reviewed building surveillance videos three days after
the alleged incident where Amber claimed that Johnny attacked her, and “testified under oath that she saw Whitney Heard pretend to punch her sister in
the face. Then Ms. Heard, Ms. Pennington (Heard’s best friend), and Whitney
Heard all laughed.”

I think
the biggest new lie that broke my heart was the “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

”
incident: If you can’t remember, back to 2015, everybody was caught up by surprise
when Johnny had to head back to USA from Australia to make a surgery in his
finger, caused (at that time) for “unknown reasons.” Some time before, Amber

claiming that he

“he was the perpetrator of his own injury” because he punched a wall and throw a glass during a quarrel. Now was revealed that SHE WAS THE ONE WHO F*CKING THREW A BOTTLE OF VODKA AT
HIM!!! Due to the
impact, the bottle shattered when he made contact with his hand, cutting his
finger almost to the bone, which had to be surgically reattached, and delaying the filming of POTC in a month. At that time, she claimed that

Was revealed that Johnny has proofs that Amber was “spending some questionable time” with Tesla
founder Elon Musk during their short marriage. While Johnny
was working, he also claims Musk was given access to his home to spend the night with Heard on the same night she “presented her battered face to the public.”
Amber keep
giving the excuse of “confidentiality restrictions”, due to a divorce agreement
in August 2016 “which prevent her from assisting the defendants with evidence
to support their case”, but, the British judge, Mr. Justice Nicklin, announced:
“I am not satisfied on the current evidence that Ms. Heard’s concerns about the
restrictions that the divorce agreement imposes on her are well-founded.” Mr Justice
Nicklin said that Johnny had stated
clearly in his evidence to the court that he expects Heard give evidence in the
proceedings, and “he will not attempt to prevent that” and added “The fact that
Ms Heard presently thinks that there is some impediment to her giving evidence
for the defendants is nothing to do with Mr Depp. Even if she were right, there
would appear to be a number of ways of resolving the issue that have not yet
been explored adequately or at all.”Now tell
me: How can Amber claims to be a victim if EVERYTHING goes against her and she
didn’t even is defending herself? Her lawyer, Eric M. George, called Johnny’s lawsuit
“frivolous” and accused him of being “hell-bent on achieving self-destruction,”
and said: “This frivolous action is just the latest of Johnny Depp’s repeated efforts
to silence Amber Heard. She will not be silenced.” But guess what! He didn’t
even saw the papers! He only saw parts of the lawsuit release by media! (what a
joke!) Until now she said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, but CONFESSED UNDER OATH to a
series of violent attacks TOWARDS Johnny!!!Guys, I’m so sorry for a long post, but I’m still astonished after all of it. Again,

It’s not hard to understand what’s going on. It’s not hard to understand who is the abuser and the one trying to destroy a life. It’s not hard to choose the right side.

Johnny only wants to stop all these false and defamatory publications and live his life.
He just want to prove the truth, and has no
fear of her “evidences”.Another proof we cannot forget of how Johnny is innocent, are his most recent movies. If Johnny had done what Amber says, do you believe that all the actors and directors who had work with Johnny since 2016, would still collaborate with him? Friendship is broken when a lie is told, so do you believe that his friends would still being his friends if it was true? That the Hollywood Vampires and his personal crew would still on his side? Don’t you ever thought how many times Johnny had to prove them that he is innocent, and how hard is he working to show the truth to the world?
It’s sad that even after all of it,
people still don’t believe him.If you read until here, I highly thank you, and I’d like you all to share your thoughts on your social media too. Show your support to Johnny!Please, for more information read these articles: E NEWS:

Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Lawsuit Against Amber Heard

BRITISH: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/johnny-depp-interview-2018

PRESS
GAZETTE:

Sun fails in bid to halt Johnny Depp libel action over ‘wife-beater’ claim

BLAST:

Johnny Depp Claims Amber Heard Started Improper ‘Relationship’ With Elon Musk 1-Month After Marriage

BLAST:

Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Calls Her Abuse Claims an ‘Elaborate Hoax’

ET Canada:

Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Actress’ Attorney Responds

We Are Always With You Johnny!

Oh look, the person who made a bunch of claims with little to no proof has been ousted as a liar
What a FUCKING SHOCK, AIN’T THAT RIGHT?

Amber Rose, Best Friend, and Bones: tumblr
nly-johnny-dep
# Believe!im

3. The op-ed's clear implication that Mr. Depp is a domestic abuser is categorically
and demonstrably false. Mr. Depp never abused Ms. Heard. Her allegations against him were
false when they were made in 2016. They were part of an elaborate hoax to generate positive
publicity for Ms. Heard and advance her career. Ms. Heard's false allegations against Mr. Depp
have benconclusivlrfed by two pndng polie offices, a litany of neutral
third-party witnesses, and 87 newly obtained surveillance camera videos. With a prior arrest for
violent domestic abuse and having confessed under oath to a series of violent attacks on Mr.
Depp, Ms. Heard is not a victim of domestic abuse; she is a perpetrator. Ms. Heard violently
abused Mr. Depp, just as she was caught and arrested for violently abusing her former domestic
artner.

In one particularly gruesome episode that occurred only one month into their
marriage, Ms. Heard shattered the bones in the tip of Mr. Depp's right middle finger, almost
completely cutting it off. Ms. Heard threw a glass vodka bottle at Mr. Depp-one of many
projectiles that she launched at him in this and other instances. The bottle shattered as it came
into contact with Mr. Depp's hand, and the broken glass and impact severed and shattered Mr.
Depp's finger. Mr. Depp's finger had to be surgically reattached. Ms. Heard then disseminated
false accounts of this incident, casting Mr. Depp as the perpetrator of his own injury
odinoco:

only-johnny-depp:

“The thing
that hurt me is being presented as something that you’re really as far away
from as you could possibly get, you know?” – Johnny Depp for the British GQ, October/2018
I’m sorry for the long post, but I had to say something….On the last 24 hours, Johnny has been in the news
again, but now showing more proofs that SHE, Amber, is the who committed acts
of domestic violence towards him. For me (and I think ALL of his fans) was –
and still is – disgusting to read all the things that Johnny suffered… It’s beyond
shocking!
For the damage
to his career, Johnny is suing Amber in $50 million for her “false allegations”
against him: “an elaborate hoax to generate positive publicity” for her to
“advance her career”, which made her a darling of the #MeToo movement, made
her the first actress named a “Human Rights Champion of the United Nations
Human Rights Office”, also was appointed “ambassador on women’s rights” at the
American Civil Liberties Union, hired by L'Oreal Paris as its “global
spokesperson and some people also believes that all of it opened the doors to her starring in “Aquaman”. While she was enjoying the attention, Johnny was, and still suffers consequences
in his career, such as boycotts that some “haters” still makes. The whole new evidences are a rollercoaster of shocking things:

The “eonline”
revealed that he was dropped from his role on “Pirates of the Caribbean” days
after she published her piece in the Washington Post in 2018.

The
numbers of proofs against Amber, rose so much that from the at least 29
evidences, some months ago, now has at least 87 newly evidences. This numbers are just from surveillance camera videos.

An employee of the building reviewed building surveillance videos three days after
the alleged incident where Amber claimed that Johnny attacked her, and “testified under oath that she saw Whitney Heard pretend to punch her sister in
the face. Then Ms. Heard, Ms. Pennington (Heard’s best friend), and Whitney
Heard all laughed.”

I think
the biggest new lie that broke my heart was the “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

”
incident: If you can’t remember, back to 2015, everybody was caught up by surprise
when Johnny had to head back to USA from Australia to make a surgery in his
finger, caused (at that time) for “unknown reasons.” Some time before, Amber

claiming that he

“he was the perpetrator of his own injury” because he punched a wall and throw a glass during a quarrel. Now was revealed that SHE WAS THE ONE WHO F*CKING THREW A BOTTLE OF VODKA AT
HIM!!! Due to the
impact, the bottle shattered when he made contact with his hand, cutting his
finger almost to the bone, which had to be surgically reattached, and delaying the filming of POTC in a month. At that time, she claimed that

Was revealed that Johnny has proofs that Amber was “spending some questionable time” with Tesla
founder Elon Musk during their short marriage. While Johnny
was working, he also claims Musk was given access to his home to spend the night with Heard on the same night she “presented her battered face to the public.”
Amber keep
giving the excuse of “confidentiality restrictions”, due to a divorce agreement
in August 2016 “which prevent her from assisting the defendants with evidence
to support their case”, but, the British judge, Mr. Justice Nicklin, announced:
“I am not satisfied on the current evidence that Ms. Heard’s concerns about the
restrictions that the divorce agreement imposes on her are well-founded.” Mr Justice
Nicklin said that Johnny had stated
clearly in his evidence to the court that he expects Heard give evidence in the
proceedings, and “he will not attempt to prevent that” and added “The fact that
Ms Heard presently thinks that there is some impediment to her giving evidence
for the defendants is nothing to do with Mr Depp. Even if she were right, there
would appear to be a number of ways of resolving the issue that have not yet
been explored adequately or at all.”Now tell
me: How can Amber claims to be a victim if EVERYTHING goes against her and she
didn’t even is defending herself? Her lawyer, Eric M. George, called Johnny’s lawsuit
“frivolous” and accused him of being “hell-bent on achieving self-destruction,”
and said: “This frivolous action is just the latest of Johnny Depp’s repeated efforts
to silence Amber Heard. She will not be silenced.” But guess what! He didn’t
even saw the papers! He only saw parts of the lawsuit release by media! (what a
joke!) Until now she said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, but CONFESSED UNDER OATH to a
series of violent attacks TOWARDS Johnny!!!Guys, I’m so sorry for a long post, but I’m still astonished after all of it. Again,

It’s not hard to understand what’s going on. It’s not hard to understand who is the abuser and the one trying to destroy a life. It’s not hard to choose the right side.

Johnny only wants to stop all these false and defamatory publications and live his life.
He just want to prove the truth, and has no
fear of her “evidences”.Another proof we cannot forget of how Johnny is innocent, are his most recent movies. If Johnny had done what Amber says, do you believe that all the actors and directors who had work with Johnny since 2016, would still collaborate with him? Friendship is broken when a lie is told, so do you believe that his friends would still being his friends if it was true? That the Hollywood Vampires and his personal crew would still on his side? Don’t you ever thought how many times Johnny had to prove them that he is innocent, and how hard is he working to show the truth to the world?
It’s sad that even after all of it,
people still don’t believe him.If you read until here, I highly thank you, and I’d like you all to share your thoughts on your social media too. Show your support to Johnny!Please, for more information read these articles: E NEWS:

Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Lawsuit Against Amber Heard

BRITISH: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/johnny-depp-interview-2018

PRESS
GAZETTE:

Sun fails in bid to halt Johnny Depp libel action over ‘wife-beater’ claim

BLAST:

Johnny Depp Claims Amber Heard Started Improper ‘Relationship’ With Elon Musk 1-Month After Marriage

BLAST:

Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Calls Her Abuse Claims an ‘Elaborate Hoax’

ET Canada:

Johnny Depp Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Amber Heard, Actress’ Attorney Responds

We Are Always With You Johnny!

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

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FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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We'd rather spend our seed money on marketing so we can blow
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Much better to generate a bunch of hype than actually deliver a
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We don't pay our
developers
We'd rather spend our seed money on marketing so we can blow
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Energy, Frozen, and Chicken: r/NoStupidQuestions Posted by u/MrWaterplant 13h If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to slap a chicken to cook it? Learning Discussion 會1.6k ↓ . 111 Share 。 Parker Ormonde As your friendly neighborhood physics major, I decided to calculate this with a few assumptions The formula for converting between kinetic energy and thermal energy is 1/2mv42-mcT The average human hand weighs about 0.4kg, the average slap has a velocity of 11m/s (25mph), an average rotisserie chicken weighs 1kg (2lbs), has a specific heat capacity of 2720 J/kg*c, and let's assume the chicken has to reach a temperature of 205C (400F) for us to consider it cooked. The chicken will start off frozen, so 0C (32F) 1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees Celsius. It would take 23,034 average slaps to cook the chicken. To cook the chicken in one slap, you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph. Just now Like Reply Check out all our engineering apparel/mug/sticker designs we have! A perfect gift for your fellow engineers and engineering students: http://bit.ly/2A6lHql

Energy, Frozen, and Chicken: r/NoStupidQuestions
Posted by u/MrWaterplant 13h
If kinetic energy is converted into
thermal energy, how hard to I have to
slap a chicken to cook it?
Learning Discussion
會1.6k ↓ . 111 Share 。
Parker Ormonde
As your friendly neighborhood physics
major, I decided to calculate this with a
few assumptions
The formula for converting between
kinetic energy and thermal energy is
1/2mv42-mcT
The average human hand weighs about
0.4kg, the average slap has a velocity of
11m/s (25mph), an average rotisserie
chicken weighs 1kg (2lbs), has a specific
heat capacity of 2720 J/kg*c, and let's
assume the chicken has to reach a
temperature of 205C (400F) for us to
consider it cooked. The chicken will start
off frozen, so 0C (32F)
1 average slap would generate a
temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees
Celsius. It would take 23,034 average
slaps to cook the chicken.
To cook the chicken in one slap, you
would have to slap it with a velocity of
1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph.
Just now Like Reply
Check out all our engineering apparel/mug/sticker designs we have! A perfect gift for your fellow engineers and engineering students: http://bit.ly/2A6lHql

Energy, Frozen, and Chicken: r/NoStupidQuestions
Posted by u/MrWaterplant 13h
If kinetic energy is converted into
thermal energy, how hard to I have to
slap a chicken to cook it?
Learning Discussion
會1.6k ↓ . 111 Share 。
Parker Ormonde
As your friendly neighborhood physics
major, I decided to calculate this with a
few assumptions
The formula for converting between
kinetic energy and thermal energy is
1/2mv42-mcT
The average human hand weighs about
0.4kg, the average slap has a velocity of
11m/s (25mph), an average rotisserie
chicken weighs 1kg (2lbs), has a specific
heat capacity of 2720 J/kg*c, and let's
assume the chicken has to reach a
temperature of 205C (400F) for us to
consider it cooked. The chicken will start
off frozen, so 0C (32F)
1 average slap would generate a
temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees
Celsius. It would take 23,034 average
slaps to cook the chicken.
To cook the chicken in one slap, you
would have to slap it with a velocity of
1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph.
Just now Like Reply
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Future, Love, and Headphones: petethepianist 3550 points 2 hours ago
My wife got sick of me turning up the volume on
the tv "too loud" when I could barely hear it and
still needed captions. So I got those wireless
headphones that connect straight to the tv so
could hear at my own volume and she can set the
ambient volume at a normal level
She did get a little annoyed when she realized now
I can't hear her at all while they're on so I got hera
mini whiteboard with a dry erase marker
Ralphatality [score hidden] 37 minutes ago
I love how you just generate more problems and
patch the new problems up as they come along
aquaman501 [score hidden] 29 minutes ago
It's called Agile
Its the future

Future, Love, and Headphones: petethepianist 3550 points 2 hours ago
My wife got sick of me turning up the volume on
the tv "too loud" when I could barely hear it and
still needed captions. So I got those wireless
headphones that connect straight to the tv so
could hear at my own volume and she can set the
ambient volume at a normal level
She did get a little annoyed when she realized now
I can't hear her at all while they're on so I got hera
mini whiteboard with a dry erase marker
Ralphatality [score hidden] 37 minutes ago
I love how you just generate more problems and
patch the new problems up as they come along
aquaman501 [score hidden] 29 minutes ago
It's called Agile
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Dank, Memes, and Target: 1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees Celsius. It would take 23,034 average slaps to cook the chicken. To cook the chicken in one slap, you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph. Just now Like Reply Is it possible to learn this power? Is it possible by lomnafsk MORE MEMES

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Chicken, Power, and One: 1 average slap would generate a
temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees
Celsius. It would take 23,034 average
slaps to cook the chicken.
To cook the chicken in one slap, you
would have to slap it with a velocity of
1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph.
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Chicken, Power, and One: 1 average slap would generate a
temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees
Celsius. It would take 23,034 average
slaps to cook the chicken.
To cook the chicken in one slap, you
would have to slap it with a velocity of
1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph.
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Energy, Frozen, and Memes: r/NoStupidQuestions Posted by u/MrWaterplant 13h If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to slap a chicken to cook it? Learning Discussion 會1.6k ↓ . 111 Share 。 Parker Ormonde As your friendly neighborhood physics major, I decided to calculate this with a few assumptions The formula for converting between kinetic energy and thermal energy is 1/2mv42-mcT The average human hand weighs about 0.4kg, the average slap has a velocity of 11m/s (25mph), an average rotisserie chicken weighs 1kg (2lbs), has a specific heat capacity of 2720 J/kg*c, and let's assume the chicken has to reach a temperature of 205C (400F) for us to consider it cooked. The chicken will start off frozen, so 0C (32F) 1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees Celsius. It would take 23,034 average slaps to cook the chicken. To cook the chicken in one slap, you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph. Just now Like Reply A follow-up to yesterday's post (Credit to Parker Ormode)

Energy, Frozen, and Memes: r/NoStupidQuestions
Posted by u/MrWaterplant 13h
If kinetic energy is converted into
thermal energy, how hard to I have to
slap a chicken to cook it?
Learning Discussion
會1.6k ↓ . 111 Share 。
Parker Ormonde
As your friendly neighborhood physics
major, I decided to calculate this with a
few assumptions
The formula for converting between
kinetic energy and thermal energy is
1/2mv42-mcT
The average human hand weighs about
0.4kg, the average slap has a velocity of
11m/s (25mph), an average rotisserie
chicken weighs 1kg (2lbs), has a specific
heat capacity of 2720 J/kg*c, and let's
assume the chicken has to reach a
temperature of 205C (400F) for us to
consider it cooked. The chicken will start
off frozen, so 0C (32F)
1 average slap would generate a
temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees
Celsius. It would take 23,034 average
slaps to cook the chicken.
To cook the chicken in one slap, you
would have to slap it with a velocity of
1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph.
Just now Like Reply
A follow-up to yesterday's post

(Credit to Parker Ormode)

Energy, Frozen, and Memes: r/NoStupidQuestions
Posted by u/MrWaterplant 13h
If kinetic energy is converted into
thermal energy, how hard to I have to
slap a chicken to cook it?
Learning Discussion
會1.6k ↓ . 111 Share 。
Parker Ormonde
As your friendly neighborhood physics
major, I decided to calculate this with a
few assumptions
The formula for converting between
kinetic energy and thermal energy is
1/2mv42-mcT
The average human hand weighs about
0.4kg, the average slap has a velocity of
11m/s (25mph), an average rotisserie
chicken weighs 1kg (2lbs), has a specific
heat capacity of 2720 J/kg*c, and let's
assume the chicken has to reach a
temperature of 205C (400F) for us to
consider it cooked. The chicken will start
off frozen, so 0C (32F)
1 average slap would generate a
temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees
Celsius. It would take 23,034 average
slaps to cook the chicken.
To cook the chicken in one slap, you
would have to slap it with a velocity of
1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph.
Just now Like Reply
A follow-up to yesterday's post

(Credit to Parker Ormode)

A follow-up to yesterday's post (Credit to Parker Ormode)

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Brains, Memes, and Brain: e ego wants quantity but
the soul wants quality.
And the ego makes snap judgement. The brains spindle cells working in tandem with its social regions, make automatic snap judgement based on appearance through the power of the subconscious. . You have to be self-aware because, in that default mode, you are operating from the subconscious; you’re on autopilot. . On autopilot, one's ability to think and generate wealth is finite; above that, however, the seat of consciousness, one's ability is infinite. . People who get want operate from the seat of consciousness, judgement free zone. . We are not our brain, we are SO much more; switch off the autopilot and let the soul soar 💫☝️ . consciousness selfawareness emotionalintelligence markiron observe lawofattraction

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SLATE
BuzzFeed's "second highest traffic driver
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interviewed her.
Mix it up!
DOS You Make?
ou
15 doys ago
Everyone's Personality Matches A Type Of
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Nugs are better than hugs.
raechiling 10 deys ago
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Alrightyyyy then.
reechiling One hour ago
What Pants Do You Wear In Your Friend Gr
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er Will Reveal Which "Shrek"
reechiling One day ago
BuzzFeed's Unpaid 19-Year-Old Quiz Genius on Her Tricks, the Layoffs, a…
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Buzzfeed monetized several hundred quizzes
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generate $300 million in revenue last year. All
she got was a gift card
SlateSlate
BuzzFeed's 'second highest
Michigan who made BF quizzes for fun. We interviewed her. slate.trib.al/d0VVAzW
traffic driver worldwide" was an unpaid teenager in
10:37 AM-31 Jan 2019
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BuzzFeed's "second highest traffic driver
worldwide" was an unpaid teenager in
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interviewed her.
Mix it up!
DOS You Make?
ou
15 doys ago
Everyone's Personality Matches A Type Of
Chicken Nugget And Here's Yours
Nugs are better than hugs.
raechiling 10 deys ago
Are You Jim Carrey Or Ace、
Alrightyyyy then.
reechiling One hour ago
What Pants Do You Wear In Your Friend Gr
Wear the pants, don't let the pants wear you
er Will Reveal Which "Shrek"
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BuzzFeed's Unpaid 19-Year-Old Quiz Genius on Her Tricks, the Layoffs, a…
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generate $300 million in revenue last year. All
she got was a gift card
SlateSlate
BuzzFeed's 'second highest
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traffic driver worldwide" was an unpaid teenager in
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COMPLETE
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Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
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Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
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if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
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you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
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Searchable CD
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11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
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Survival Handbook
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HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
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Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
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se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
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FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

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WORST-CASE SCENARIO
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Searchable CD
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11 Handbooks
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and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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