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Some of these are not true, but wich ones?: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW "1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED 2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE 3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR * 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING 5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES. 6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD 7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED. 8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG. 9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20 10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR PURPLE 11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT 12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY 13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS 14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR. " 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN 16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR. " 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10 18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER " 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE 20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS 21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS 22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. 23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD 24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK. 25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE 26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES. 27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL 28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT 29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO DEATH 30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR. 31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE 32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS 33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE CRASHES. 34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35- SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP." 36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI) 37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE. 38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN 39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT HANDED PEOPLE DO *40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE *41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH THEY START 42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD 43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT 44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS 45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS 46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST 47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF 1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES 48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE * 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT 50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT l KNOW SO MUCH NOW lolmeme.th Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

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aRe YoU fUcKiNg SoRrY?: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said "thanks" and half of me tried to say you're welcome and the other half tried to say "no problem and i ended up saying "your problem Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext playing soccer in gym ball is up in the air think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal -try miss bal >kick goale in the face stry to ask Are you okay and "I'm fucking sorry at the same time sinstead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY? goalie is choking back tears this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so i'll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs: I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine" and "I have to pay a fee" and I walked in and firmly stated "I have to pee" and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago andI still haven't been back, My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so l tried to say "quick" and "fast" at the same time and I ended up screaming "QUACK" which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn philip-the-nickel in volleyball in tenth grade my team lost almost every single game but PRAYING that we would win and all of my teammates started cheering but instead of yelling encouragement I accidentally yelled "DEAR this one time we were ahead and I was sitting on the bench literally for my friend who was about to serve and I tried to join in the cheers HEAVENLY FATHER one of my friends (ankesh) was playing soccer and was about to get nailed in the face and another of my friends tried to say "watch out ankesh" and said "WONKESH" I was in the car with my sister and we were arguing and I was caught between yelling "fight me" and "fuck you" at her, so I just ended up screaming "FUCK ME!" at her aRe YoU fUcKiNg SoRrY?
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<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/169278718034/kekoslovakia-surejan-jpeg-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kekoslovakia.tumblr.com/post/169278348784/surejan-jpeg-1r3l4nd13-surejan-jpeg-i" class="tumblr_blog">kekoslovakia</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://surejan-jpeg.tumblr.com/post/169278271078/1r3l4nd13-surejan-jpeg-i-matched-with" class="tumblr_blog">surejan-jpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://1r3l4nd13.tumblr.com/post/169277270038/surejan-jpeg-i-matched-with-abraham-lincoln" class="tumblr_blog">1r3l4nd13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://surejan-jpeg.tumblr.com/post/169274731443/i-matched-with-abraham-lincoln-thats-exciting" class="tumblr_blog">surejan-jpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I matched with Abraham Lincoln. That’s exciting.</p></blockquote> <p>Isn’t he married though?</p> </blockquote> <p>Lots of married couples are looking to spice things up with Tinder. Lincoln is kinky. </p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fe2b93d34f35f3478d0bf960b1a4b0d/tumblr_inline_p200szEjPA1sr5xpl_540.jpg" data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="200"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Abraham Kinkin’</p></blockquote>: Sprint Abe, 21 President at United States of America 56 miles away President, savior of the Union, subject of the 5 dollar bill, play connoisseur, hat enthusiast, lover l may have been shot in the head, but I will show you what it's like to have your mind blown Abe, 21 President at United States of America 9 56 miles away President, savior of the Union, subject of the dollar bill, play connoisseur, hat enthusiast, lover lmay have been shot in the head, but I will show you what it's like to have your mind blown I love my top hat, going to plays, America, and most importantly, you My hat isn't the only thing that's big : Swipe right if you love America. Ls Looking for the Michelle to my Barack Obama Pronounced Abe-bro-ham like my girls thiccc, like choking on a bowl of oat meal My Anthem <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/169278718034/kekoslovakia-surejan-jpeg-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kekoslovakia.tumblr.com/post/169278348784/surejan-jpeg-1r3l4nd13-surejan-jpeg-i" class="tumblr_blog">kekoslovakia</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://surejan-jpeg.tumblr.com/post/169278271078/1r3l4nd13-surejan-jpeg-i-matched-with" class="tumblr_blog">surejan-jpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://1r3l4nd13.tumblr.com/post/169277270038/surejan-jpeg-i-matched-with-abraham-lincoln" class="tumblr_blog">1r3l4nd13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://surejan-jpeg.tumblr.com/post/169274731443/i-matched-with-abraham-lincoln-thats-exciting" class="tumblr_blog">surejan-jpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I matched with Abraham Lincoln. That’s exciting.</p></blockquote> <p>Isn’t he married though?</p> </blockquote> <p>Lots of married couples are looking to spice things up with Tinder. Lincoln is kinky. </p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fe2b93d34f35f3478d0bf960b1a4b0d/tumblr_inline_p200szEjPA1sr5xpl_540.jpg" data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="200"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Abraham Kinkin’</p></blockquote>

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trickym00n: memecucker: weirdmageddon: juggalos are the true allies @bisexual-prussian: Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa Follow update from the wasteland: the roving gangs of dirty clowns are our allies now; please stay hydrated out there proud boys better stay home. our family carries hatchets, not mace. whoop whoop see you in DC MetalSucks @metalsucks Pro-Trump Rally Set to Clash with Juggalo March in Washington, D.C in September metalsucks.net/ 2017/08/14/pro... 3:59 PM - 16 Aug 2017 3,761 Retweets 8,671 LikeseCa Woomy-Tang Clan o @jephjacques Follow v We laugh but if I see a dude in clown makeup kicking the shit out of a nazi I am buying that motherfucker a faygo Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa update from the wasteland: the roving gangs of dirty clowns are our allies now; please stay hydrated out there 4:06 PM - 16 Aug 2017 1,758 Retweets 4,471 Likes Rae Hex @raehex 12h Replying to @jephjacques Jeph they've secretly been with us this whole time (Rebel Flag) In your schools (Rebel Flag) In your parks (Rebel Flag) In your courtrooms (Rebel Flag) In your hearts (Rebel Flag) Stood for slavery (Rebel Flag) Stood for war (Rebel Flag) Stood for hatred but just go ahead and hang your flag up some more! (Don't worry about my goddamn flag boy what's terrible is you damn rappers cursin') [3rd Verse- Shaggy 2Dope] The country we live in was built by slaves Beat down and murdered and stuffed in their graves You put a slave owner on the one dollar bill And you wanna know why I KILLLL PEOPLE! IViolent J] Bombs are blowing up, cops are corrupt And all you care about is who the president fucked? You don't know terrible...you will as soon as our wagons come over the hill!! trickym00n: memecucker: weirdmageddon: juggalos are the true allies @bisexual-prussian
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