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Funny, Thank You, and Brilliant: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo Die deutsc My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY Sometimes you need to throw in a nice wholesome post here and there.

Sometimes you need to throw in a nice wholesome post here and there.

Thank You, Brilliant, and Wholesome: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo Die echte eutso My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY 3:35 pm 24 Sep 18 Wholesome parking spot

Wholesome parking spot

Thank You, Brilliant, and Wholesome: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo Die echte eutso My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY 3:35 pm 24 Sep 18 Wholesome parking spot via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Od0F2c

Wholesome parking spot via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Od0F2c

Starbucks, Single, and Add: TRYING EVERY SINGLE STARBUCKS HOLIDAY DRINK.. (disgusting) 1.1M views 52K 2.1K Share Download Add to Tana Mongeau 3.5M subscribers SUBSCRIBE Heavy Duty Whitest Whites

Fucking, Memes, and Phone: Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny O drinks: please don't talk to me 2 drinks: hi there 4 drinks: so what line of work are u in? 6 drinks: let's fucking go on a road trip to Veaas this weekend. My uncle has a house out there so we can crash at his place. Here, put your number in my phone & l'll text ya tomorrow Every time I hang out with @whitepeoplehumor 😭😭

Every time I hang out with @whitepeoplehumor 😭😭

Memes, Tumblr, and Math: panier misschloejane attackoftheswag: Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. Phillippines This is kind ef adorable. this deserves every single note and then more. Tumblr post!!

Tumblr post!!

Family, Love, and Tumblr: I shot these THREE years ago (re-edit done today) in Texas with a student of mine. It's SO MUCH FUN to look through old work and find a gem of a session to reimagine. Sometimes we just need to look at where we have been to see where we should go. Model has agreed to write me a few paragraphs so I can make a huge blog post about her. I can't WAIT! b Like Comment d love to hear how this isnt cultural appropriation 002 Like Reply 8m i'd love to hear how this isnt cultural appropriation 002 Like Reply 8m Model is a member of a Washington state based tribe, and is the daughter of the chief. Every piece was hand made by the family, and she received special permission upon the death of her father to wear the pieces in a respectful way. We received permission from the current leadership to do this shoot, and all images that I am sitting down to edit are the ones approved by the council. So there. Hope that's proof enough for you! Like Reply-1m nunyabizni:Whoops DAMN

nunyabizni:Whoops DAMN

Candy, College, and Cute: Listen up young ones. This is what your knight in shining armor looks like when you are in your 40's. Yes, that's my amazing husband who is arriving on the scene with his credit card because what you can't see is me, standing next to a cart super full of groceries that I couldn't pay for because I couldn't find my wallet. Not sure you can tell, but he's smiling at me. Yup...he had to leave work and he is smiling. His only words of admonishment were, "You're not supposed to be grocery shopping I said I'd go this week." Seriously. Young people, this is what love looks like when you're old and it's ridiculous how awesome it is. Love also looks like me coming downstairs to a full pot of coffee every morning because coffee is love. Love looks like all the lunches being made already so I can enjoy that aforementioned cup of coffee. Love looks like someone washing the dishes while his wife catches up on This is Us while plopped on the couch not helping at all. Love looks like a super patient dad doing the 5 year old's homework with him every morning so I can get to work on time. Love looks like running to the store before bed after your wife has forgotten to buy milk because you know the morning will be easier if we can serve up some cereal. And you guys there were signs it would be this way so I have tips for you. In college this love looked like boyfriend Todd running to the store for a danish I was craving or watching me and my friends on the dance floor long after he wanted to leave the bar or him being known across campus by the flower backpack he was carrying which of course was mine. Young people, listen. Do not be fooled by big, showy promposals and giant cards with candy bars glued to them with some cute saying or by your name spelled in pepperoni by a boy who's asking you to homecoming. That isn't the stuff that lasts and let's be honest...moms are totally helping them with those things. Watch how he treats you when Instagram isn't looking. That is where the signs are. Choose the man who will carry your too heavy flowered backpack in public because he will also be the man who bails you out at ALDI's when your 40-? with a smile and a hug. And that my friends is true love. (via Hiding in the Closet with Coffee by Amy Betters-Midtvedt)

Listen up young ones. This is what your knight in shining armor looks like when you are in your 40's. Yes, that's my amazing husband who i...

Blackpeopletwitter, Prince, and Sex: Tweet DJ PRINCE X @DJPRINCEDC Something not adding up here.. jen!!! @jennifermerr boys keep telling me I'm "tight"during sex and I'm getting real tired of explaining every single time that it's because l'm a VIRGIN Show this thread 8:42 AM 24 Sep 18 It makes sense when you dont think about it (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

It makes sense when you dont think about it (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, Happy, and Power: Space Force General @ZingHurler My wife's superpower is observing when I'm happy and putting a stop to that nonsense Coincidentally, every woman has this super power.

Coincidentally, every woman has this super power.

Blessed, Sex, and Virgin: jen!!! @jennifermerr boys keep telling me I'm "tight" during sex and I'm getting real tired of explaining every single time that it's because I'm a VIRGIN 9/23/18, 10:01 AM This is so relatable. Blessed be the fruit aka my vagina. May the lord open.... me. Ha ha jk.... lord forgive me. 🙏🏼

This is so relatable. Blessed be the fruit aka my vagina. May the lord open.... me. Ha ha jk.... lord forgive me. 🙏🏼

I Bet, Stfu, and Girl: Her: I bet you say that to every girl. Me: Well it's your turn now so stfu & enjoy the convo. 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Drunk, Memes, and Fuck: When you're drunk and decide it's your duty to tell everyone they're twats IG: @scouse ma FB: Scouse Ma Fuck y all Me every night 😁 Get following @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma

Me every night 😁 Get following @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma

Fifa, Soccer, and Goal: Salah won the Puskas for a goal Messi scores every other week. Messi was left out of the final three, but made the FIFA World XI. Courtois won goalkeeper of the year, but didn't make the World XI. Salah was named among the final three, but didn't make World XI. https://t.co/GqURYdPpv4

Salah won the Puskas for a goal Messi scores every other week. Messi was left out of the final three, but made the FIFA World XI. Courtoi...

Memes, Goal, and Messi: Salah won the Puskas for a goal Messi scores every week. Messi was left out of the final three, but made the world XI. Courtois won goalkeeper of the year, but didn't make the World XI. Salah was named among the final three, but didn't make World XI. https://t.co/E0PtxUj6hY

Salah won the Puskas for a goal Messi scores every week. Messi was left out of the final three, but made the world XI. Courtois won goalk...

Memes, Sex, and Game: When You finally get with the girl that's been hyping her sex game.. Her: Almost every girl, almost every time.

Almost every girl, almost every time.

Memes, Time, and 🤖: Do u ever stalk urself on insta after someone follows u just to see what they see Every time😂

Every time😂

Bill Clinton, Memes, and Ted: Every Woman Has The Right to Unless you're RAPED by Bill Clinton. BEATEN by Keith Ellison. GROPED by Cory Booker or KILLED by Ted Kennedy

Memes, 🤖, and Case: Stefan Molyneux @StefanMolyneux If you're a male over 12, you need to start documenting your every move RIGHT NOW, just in case you piss off the Democrats in 35 years or so. 6:46 PM 23 Sep 18 Seriously!

Seriously!

Text, Trump, and Single: TRUM P PENCE TEXT TRUMP TO 88022 TO SUBSCRIBE We cannot be complacent. We need every single Republican to get out and VOTE! vote.donaldjtrump.com

We cannot be complacent. We need every single Republican to get out and VOTE! vote.donaldjtrump.com

Hype, Life, and Memes: The Hype @TheHyyyype Instead of expecting your wife to make you dinner every night like it's 1950, man up and develop a cocaine habit so you don't need to eat. Life is about growth.

Life is about growth.

Barcelona, Football, and Memes: Messi, Suarez or Dembele has been involved in EVERY goal that Barcelona have scored this season. Is the MSD trio's era starting? THE FOOTBALL REALM EMBE Rakuten Run unicet BAR But will they become as good as MSN? 🤷‍♂️

But will they become as good as MSN? 🤷‍♂️

Nature, Relatable, and Nature Valley: Double B! @JABBstract When I open up a nature valley bar: amb @ambcrl Nvm bye cause i see u messy already crumbs. every. friggin'. where.

crumbs. every. friggin'. where.

Goals, Memes, and 🤖: WE SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THESE PLAYERS REAM Standard Chartered& Ely mirares akuten THEY ENTERTAIN US WITH GOALS EVERY WEEKEND Incredible players! ⚽️👏

Incredible players! ⚽️👏

Life, Memes, and Work: Me: Sometimes the writing doesn't happen as fast as I'd like it to Vanessa: I know Me: I have a hard time finding the balance between not beating myself up when it doesn't happen as fast as I'd like it to, and not wasting time while I wait for it to happen. Vanessa: Everyone has that problem all the time Me: You mean these aren't unique snowflake problems that happen to me because I'm a unique snowflake? Vanessa: NO Me: Oh. Good [End of play.] I post this real-life one-act from 2013 every year. It’s worth noting that @VAMNit didn’t even look up from her work during this conversation. https://t.co/FjcFj4RAOS

I post this real-life one-act from 2013 every year. It’s worth noting that @VAMNit didn’t even look up from her work during this conversatio...

Memes, Time, and 🤖: if I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong Met someone named Calliope but kept calling her Penelope @memes

Met someone named Calliope but kept calling her Penelope @memes

Dumb, God, and Memes: I mean e the Universe Because maybe it's dumb tolook has better things to do for signs from the universe Dear God, I hope it does mothertbefenoo agram Do you ow many signs Ve gotten that should or And where has it gotten me? shouldn't be with someoneMaybe there aren't any signs. Maybe a locket's jusi a locket a chair is just a chair Maybe we don'thave to give meaning to every lifle thing. Maybe we don't need the universe to Pell us what we really want Maype we dlready know.that deep down This scene.. #HIMYM https://t.co/FG3wi0u379

This scene.. #HIMYM https://t.co/FG3wi0u379

Memes, 🤖, and How: "What helped you most when completing this assignment?" ctrl How I pass every class 💻 @memes

How I pass every class 💻 @memes

Internet, Shit, and Target: The Morris Internet Worm source code This disk contains the complete source code of the Morns Intemner worm program. This tiny, 99-line program brought large pieces of the Itermet to a standstill on November 2nd, 1988 worm was the fint of many inrusive programs that use the Internet to spread superfluousspork: hotcommunist: dr-archeville: ayellowbirds: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: undergroundmonorail: cactiofficial: pyronoid-d: text-mode: The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT. It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.” It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral. R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐ the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer Oh, w o r m

superfluousspork: hotcommunist: dr-archeville: ayellowbirds: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: undergroundmonorail: cactiofficial: pyronoid-...

Time, Girl Memes, and Fat: literally me every time this part comes on YEEEEEEEEER FAT MOOOOOD i felt this

i felt this

Ass, Blackpeopletwitter, and Time: DB @DB2Trendy. My ass can't say "I'm tired" without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more of a reason to be 9/22/18, 1:32 PM Every time (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Every time (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Game, Been, and Seals: 52 B8 SEALS-J A sack + a fumble in every game this season. Khalil Mack has been a terror.

A sack + a fumble in every game this season. Khalil Mack has been a terror.

Funny, Head, and Time: This is what plays in my head every time a nigga tries to play me. 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

America, Memes, and Racism: Kareem D. Lanier @realkareemdream Following Born in the hood, no father mother hooked on crack cocaine when I was 12 yrs/old. I've seen racism in every form & disavow it emphatically! Been working closely w/ @realDonaldTrump for several years & can attest to ALL that he does NOT have a "RACIST" bone in his body! Such a patriot!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 America donaldtrump guncontrol patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain triggered ------------------ FOLLOW👉🏼 @conservative.american 👈🏼 FOR MORE🇺🇸🇺🇸

Such a patriot!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 America donaldtrump guncontrol patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptra...

Fucking, Shower, and Hair: marquisdoodoo @markydoodoo i shampoo my hair with my eyes wide open every single time. does it hurt? yes. have i been attacked by the shower demons bc my eyes were closed? no i fucking have not take that, ghosts

take that, ghosts

Funny, Lol, and Tumblr: LOL YOURE A FUNNY GUY TM GOING TO KILL YOULAST epicjohndoe: Every Relationship With A Cat

epicjohndoe: Every Relationship With A Cat

Fucking, Memes, and The Office: Oh you mean every fucking episode? KTMJ 6 The Office 2:00 am-2:30 am Pa (L, D) Michael comes up with an idea that causes a huge problem in the office. Tue. 8/7 KCTV rovi 2:00 am Up to the Minute Paid Program Pa 4 KTKA CW 5 So true! 😂

So true! 😂

Rush, Time, and Outta: saint jasiel @jaeleon have you ever tried to rush outta bed to go pee and rush back so you don't lose any tired j @irritations name a sport Every time! 😩🤣

Every time! 😩🤣

Arsenal, Memes, and Manchester United: Averaged a league goal every 148 minutes. Alexis Sanchez for Arsenal: Averaged a league goal every 161 minutes. Alexis Sanchez for Manchester United: Averaged a league goal every 693 minutes. CH Alexis Sanchez... ☹️

Alexis Sanchez... ☹️

Anaconda, Club, and Memes: SPENDS 100 OF MILLIONS IN THE SUMMER TRANSFER WINDOW QUALIFY FOR UCL ARI THRASH EVERY CLUB IN THE FARMERS LEAGUE GERA WINS THE FARMERS LEAGUE MONTHS BEFORE THE SEASON ENDS GET KNOCKED BY A BIG CLUB IN THE RO16 OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 回@AZRORGANIZATION PSG 😂 - @azrorganization

PSG 😂 - @azrorganization

True, Naive, and Paint: Very impressive Thanks, do you paint? I paint a smile on my face every morning n a naive attempt to hide my true feelings of existential dread Very impressive

Very impressive

Funny, Love, and Tumblr: sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn't some weird extended practical joke Source: sluttywidow

Life, Relationships, and Sleep: can I skip to the part of my life where I'm financially stable and have someone to sleep next to every night.

Love, Good, and Today: Nikesh Shukla @nikeshshukla Morning pep talk from my kid today Her: I love myself every day. Do you love yourself daddy? Me: sometimes Her: sav '1 love me' Me: I love me. Her: you will have a good day now 12:36 pm 21 Sep 18 2,053 Retweets 14.6K Likes Lets all do this, please? via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QScqcL

Lets all do this, please? via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QScqcL

Anaconda, Funny, and Money: 5. You make twice as much money as your boyfriend, and it makes him feel insecure. You decide to: a. Write him a breakup note on a $100 bill. ladyshinga: ladyshinga: Forget the other answers, this is correct There’s been a handful of pissy whiny men reblogging this and it’s funny every time

ladyshinga: ladyshinga: Forget the other answers, this is correct There’s been a handful of pissy whiny men reblogging this and it’s funn...

Flexing, Memes, and Social Media: How every girl flex on social media after a break up knowing they ex creepin Gotta flex in them @pinkboho

Gotta flex in them @pinkboho

Dude, Gym, and Memes: Me at the gym tryna decipher if the dude she's lifting with is her man, homeboy or her trainer IG: @thegainz Every time 🤔

Every time 🤔

Fire, Hillary Clinton, and Memes: Pamela Berger @PamelaUnplugged So Hillary Clinton states that President Trump will fire people after the midterms whom he feels are undermining him." Yes, Hillary, this is what normal leaders in every line of work do to their opposition; they don't kill them.

Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/Ask Those who have weird neighbors, wh does your neighbor do that is weird or creepy? Discussion 4 19.6k 8.6k Share BEST COMMENTS 14h So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy. Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my mail box, when I open it I find the crosswords done (I don't do them or give a damn) A day I decided to try catch who's doing my crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide to give up. One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a night out, while I was passing by the mailbox; nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOTIT it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring at my door time to time, and scratching his head). Next day: I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car discretely. He took some time to open the door, then found it, I swear it was the happiest person like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt asleep lol. The next day: i was getting back home from work, he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess something) and brought some cookies. We stayed talking about his WW2 service and how the world changed. I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he passed away 1 year ago May he Rest In Peace Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5

Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5

Memes, Time, and 🤖: me when it's 1:39 am and i need a late night snack Me every time I eat! 😂

Me every time I eat! 😂

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